Can't Con An Honest John 歌词

歌曲	Can't Con An Honest John
歌手	The Streets
专辑	The Hardest Way to Make An Easy Living
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	作词 : Skinner
	Using the following,
	I'm going to show you:
	A) How to con someone using their own greed,
	B) That you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway, and
	C) TAKING
	THEIR MONE
	Y! As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people's confidence.
	This scam only works 'cos that man thinks he's working this scam
	And that you man off his mark
	Get your mate, let's call your mate
	Piers No, not
	Piers, let's call him
	Farquhar Anyway get
	Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog
	Like I said, the barman will try and con you later but you're gonna take all his money.
	Anyway, get
	Farquhar to pass into a local bar
	And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart
	Just for 20 quid for a while, claiming that he hated it
	But it was worth more than his car
	This, by the way, requires that you find and supply
	Farquhar With an animal, and a life, from your local park.
	Get a nice dog that doesn't bark
	But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park
	Anyway, using this technique you're gonna take all this man's money
	But you're not gonna care, cos he's gonna ****ing deserve it [Chorus]
	You'll never con an
	Honest John
	An Honest
	John you can't drag down (Exactly!)
	Con-do-lee get conned
	When they think they're the cunning one (It's all one big con)
	Neighbour you won't con
	An Honest
	John Now listen, get
	Farquhar to dart out the bar
	And just shop for some garm's, maybe
	Just to pass an hour or so
	I would go shopping cos'
	I gave up drinking
	But whatever, just have
	Farquhar down the road
	Now you walk in the bar, walk up to the barman
	Order a jar, when you've caught him slouched on his own
	Start eyeing the dog that he's minding by his side
	Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own.
	Start asking the barman, if it's his fine specimen of a dog
	Nod, smile, agree, look interested and cool
	When he tells you it's someone else's you've just left previous
	Tell him, '
	This is a very rare breed of animal.'
	Last time
	I lied my manager swiped me
	But lie, and tell him it's like a ****ing
	Red-Eared
	Hunting Spaniel.
	Tell him it's worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all [Chorus]
	You'll never con an
	Honest John (Sometimes...)
	An Honest
	John you can't drag down (...Sometimes I think I should just go completely...)
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they're the cunning one
	Neighbour you won't con an
	Honest John (Keep listening though, it's important that you keep listening...)
	Now take all his shopping off him
	Get your mate
	Farquhar to pop in
	Looking straight gutted a bit later on
	He should order a jar, talk at the bar
	Ensure he looks calm, warm with the barman
	And generally start conversating on.
	Farquhar should start falling apart
	About how he's arsed up some chance
	And how arsed up his day was.
	Or in the event, the spread betting he's getting ready to accept
	That his rent's not getting payed up.
	The barmans mind will chime slowly for a while
	He might wipe the bar, as his mind is making sums.
	Farquhar should continue to moan about money
	And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries.
	And like 'ching!', the barman will five out of six times
	Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid
	And after some bartering, your barman will haggle and charge harder
	In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head. (That's right, neighbour!)
	You'll never con an
	Honest John
	An Honest
	John you can't drag down
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they're the cunning one (The barman, is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for.)
	Neighbour you won't con an
	Honest John (How does that work? Cos' everytime it's based around someone who thinks they're conning you.)
	They'll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him
	Why should he?
	That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin!
	As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people's confidence.
	AND THAN T
	AKING THEI
	R MONEY! It's all one big con.

	zuo ci : Skinner
	Using the following,
	I' m going to show you:
	A How to con someone using their own greed,
	B That you won' t feel bad ' cos they' re trying to con you anyway, and
	C TAKING
	THEIR MONE
	Y! As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people' s confidence.
	This scam only works ' cos that man thinks he' s working this scam
	And that you man off his mark
	Get your mate, let' s call your mate
	Piers No, not
	Piers, let' s call him
	Farquhar Anyway get
	Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog
	Like I said, the barman will try and con you later but you' re gonna take all his money.
	Anyway, get
	Farquhar to pass into a local bar
	And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart
	Just for 20 quid for a while, claiming that he hated it
	But it was worth more than his car
	This, by the way, requires that you find and supply
	Farquhar With an animal, and a life, from your local park.
	Get a nice dog that doesn' t bark
	But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park
	Anyway, using this technique you' re gonna take all this man' s money
	But you' re not gonna care, cos he' s gonna ing deserve it Chorus
	You' ll never con an
	Honest John
	An Honest
	John you can' t drag down Exactly!
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they' re the cunning one It' s all one big con
	Neighbour you won' t con
	An Honest
	John Now listen, get
	Farquhar to dart out the bar
	And just shop for some garm' s, maybe
	Just to pass an hour or so
	I would go shopping cos'
	I gave up drinking
	But whatever, just have
	Farquhar down the road
	Now you walk in the bar, walk up to the barman
	Order a jar, when you' ve caught him slouched on his own
	Start eyeing the dog that he' s minding by his side
	Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own.
	Start asking the barman, if it' s his fine specimen of a dog
	Nod, smile, agree, look interested and cool
	When he tells you it' s someone else' s you' ve just left previous
	Tell him, '
	This is a very rare breed of animal.'
	Last time
	I lied my manager swiped me
	But lie, and tell him it' s like a ing
	RedEared
	Hunting Spaniel.
	Tell him it' s worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all Chorus
	You' ll never con an
	Honest John Sometimes...
	An Honest
	John you can' t drag down ... Sometimes I think I should just go completely...
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they' re the cunning one
	Neighbour you won' t con an
	Honest John Keep listening though, it' s important that you keep listening...
	Now take all his shopping off him
	Get your mate
	Farquhar to pop in
	Looking straight gutted a bit later on
	He should order a jar, talk at the bar
	Ensure he looks calm, warm with the barman
	And generally start conversating on.
	Farquhar should start falling apart
	About how he' s arsed up some chance
	And how arsed up his day was.
	Or in the event, the spread betting he' s getting ready to accept
	That his rent' s not getting payed up.
	The barmans mind will chime slowly for a while
	He might wipe the bar, as his mind is making sums.
	Farquhar should continue to moan about money
	And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries.
	And like ' ching!', the barman will five out of six times
	Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid
	And after some bartering, your barman will haggle and charge harder
	In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head. That' s right, neighbour!
	You' ll never con an
	Honest John
	An Honest
	John you can' t drag down
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they' re the cunning one The barman, is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for.
	Neighbour you won' t con an
	Honest John How does that work? Cos' everytime it' s based around someone who thinks they' re conning you.
	They' ll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him
	Why should he?
	That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin!
	As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people' s confidence.
	AND THAN T
	AKING THEI
	R MONEY! It' s all one big con.

	zuò cí : Skinner
	Using the following,
	I' m going to show you:
	A How to con someone using their own greed,
	B That you won' t feel bad ' cos they' re trying to con you anyway, and
	C TAKING
	THEIR MONE
	Y! As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people' s confidence.
	This scam only works ' cos that man thinks he' s working this scam
	And that you man off his mark
	Get your mate, let' s call your mate
	Piers No, not
	Piers, let' s call him
	Farquhar Anyway get
	Farquhar to crawl into a bar with his dog
	Like I said, the barman will try and con you later but you' re gonna take all his money.
	Anyway, get
	Farquhar to pass into a local bar
	And call to the bar to look after a dog for a dart
	Just for 20 quid for a while, claiming that he hated it
	But it was worth more than his car
	This, by the way, requires that you find and supply
	Farquhar With an animal, and a life, from your local park.
	Get a nice dog that doesn' t bark
	But not so nice that someone might miss this mutt from the park
	Anyway, using this technique you' re gonna take all this man' s money
	But you' re not gonna care, cos he' s gonna ing deserve it Chorus
	You' ll never con an
	Honest John
	An Honest
	John you can' t drag down Exactly!
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they' re the cunning one It' s all one big con
	Neighbour you won' t con
	An Honest
	John Now listen, get
	Farquhar to dart out the bar
	And just shop for some garm' s, maybe
	Just to pass an hour or so
	I would go shopping cos'
	I gave up drinking
	But whatever, just have
	Farquhar down the road
	Now you walk in the bar, walk up to the barman
	Order a jar, when you' ve caught him slouched on his own
	Start eyeing the dog that he' s minding by his side
	Currently vibe him and start on about the dog you own.
	Start asking the barman, if it' s his fine specimen of a dog
	Nod, smile, agree, look interested and cool
	When he tells you it' s someone else' s you' ve just left previous
	Tell him, '
	This is a very rare breed of animal.'
	Last time
	I lied my manager swiped me
	But lie, and tell him it' s like a ing
	RedEared
	Hunting Spaniel.
	Tell him it' s worth 600 quid and you would pay handsomely if you were to accept finance at all Chorus
	You' ll never con an
	Honest John Sometimes...
	An Honest
	John you can' t drag down ... Sometimes I think I should just go completely...
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they' re the cunning one
	Neighbour you won' t con an
	Honest John Keep listening though, it' s important that you keep listening...
	Now take all his shopping off him
	Get your mate
	Farquhar to pop in
	Looking straight gutted a bit later on
	He should order a jar, talk at the bar
	Ensure he looks calm, warm with the barman
	And generally start conversating on.
	Farquhar should start falling apart
	About how he' s arsed up some chance
	And how arsed up his day was.
	Or in the event, the spread betting he' s getting ready to accept
	That his rent' s not getting payed up.
	The barmans mind will chime slowly for a while
	He might wipe the bar, as his mind is making sums.
	Farquhar should continue to moan about money
	And that this mutt is not the greatest of his worries.
	And like ' ching!', the barman will five out of six times
	Kindly offer his greed to buy the dog for a price of 300 quid
	And after some bartering, your barman will haggle and charge harder
	In greed of the scent of the scheme in his head. That' s right, neighbour!
	You' ll never con an
	Honest John
	An Honest
	John you can' t drag down
	Condolee get conned
	When they think they' re the cunning one The barman, is gonna see how much he can stitch you up for.
	Neighbour you won' t con an
	Honest John How does that work? Cos' everytime it' s based around someone who thinks they' re conning you.
	They' ll never imagine the whole scenario is prepared solely for him
	Why should he?
	That sort of paranoia can get you in the loony bin!
	As I have come to realise, running the beats is just getting people' s confidence.
	AND THAN T
	AKING THEI
	R MONEY! It' s all one big con.

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