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Now I've got a cousin called |
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Kevin He's sure to go to heaven |
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Always spotless clean and neat |
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The smoothest you can get them |
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He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket |
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My ma said they cost a packet |
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She won't even let me explain |
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That me and |
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Kevin were just not the same |
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Oh my perfect cousin |
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What I like to do he doesn't |
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He's his family's private joy |
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His mothers little golden boy |
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He's gotta degree in economics |
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Maths - physics and bionics |
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He thinks that |
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I'm a cabbage |
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Cos I hate university challenge |
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Even at the age of ten |
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Smart boy |
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Kevin was a smart boy then |
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He always beat me at |
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Subbuteo Cos he flicked the kick |
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And I didn't know |
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Oh my perfect cousin .. |
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His mother bought him a synthesizer |
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Got the Human |
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League into advise her |
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Now he's making lots of noise |
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Playing along with the art school boys |
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Girls try to attract his attention |
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But what a shame it's in vain total rejection |
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He will never be left on the shelf |
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Cos Kevin he's in love with himself |
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Oh my perfect cousin ... |