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We begin the sad tale when |
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Terry was young |
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When Enid |
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Blyton proved lots of fun |
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But his vision didn't dim his adventurous nights |
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He read the |
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Secret Seven under artificial lights |
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Oh dear what's with |
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Terry Oh dear its not right |
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The local girls are not so pretty |
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But they all look the same through |
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Terry's sight |
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Then came the day |
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Terry always did dread |
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Christmas had come a present lay on his bed |
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A Johnny 7 or a cuddly toy ? |
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No harm them glasses fit for a boy |
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Oh dear what's ... |
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Wearing glasses never became the craze |
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So the years they passed in a hazy daze |
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Even at matches he'd shout and roar |
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Pretending he'd seen another |
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George Best goal |
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Being Joe 90 has proved a success |
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But he's no |
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Clark Gable never the less |
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They found the answer to this classic case |
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It wasn't the glasses its his horrible face |
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Oh dear what's ... |