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Pulled up as he parked the car |
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Then he took his feet and walked right up to the door |
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Went inside looking slick as snot |
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With his smile so suave that the women all dropped |
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Bag in hand with his hammer inside it |
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Shoes so shiny with his Cuban cigar lit |
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Down two steps and to the right |
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Lucky ten was his number tonight |
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Stepped on up with an arrow in sight |
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From the middle 1, 2, 3 to the right |
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Out for the hand shake, up for the call |
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Watch and see those rednecks fall |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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What does he do? |
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One after another he watched them fall |
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His mighty hook was way to much for them all |
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The people cheered as they swept them away |
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He turned around and said "well what can I say?" |
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Halfway there with no sweat in sight |
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He swung again and knocked them down with all of his might |
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7, 8, 9 without a problem |
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The room grew silent as he came upon ten |
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Stepped on up with an arrow in sight |
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From the middle 1, 2, 3 to the right |
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Out for the hand shake, up for the call |
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Watch and see those rednecks fall |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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What does he do? |
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Two down with one to go |
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If he gets the last one it will quite a show |
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His arm swung forward as he let it go |
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The air was shattered by the force of the throw |
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Down the alley with his perfect hook |
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He hit them so hard the whole room shook |
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people cheered as they hit the ground |
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Their ears were deafened by the crushing sound |
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Waved to the people as he picked up his bag |
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Grabbed his cigar and his black silk rag |
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Up two steps and to the right |
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Out the door be back tomorrow night |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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Who is he? |
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King of Polyester |
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What does he do? |
