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Hey, what's up, it's your boy Brandon Johnson |
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If you're doing anything right now, I would stop |
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Go ahead and get yourself something you can sit in |
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Some headphones, somebody you love |
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Get yourself a splitter, 'cause you probably don't have two different jacks |
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I haven't seen anything yet that has two jacks in it |
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So that two people can listen at the same time |
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So you want to go to your local Radioshack |
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Go back to the section marked '1983' and pick up a splitter |
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You and your girl can sit, side by side on the couch as you listen to... |
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The Extended Play EP! |
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T.J. Miller, so many beautiful guests |
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Insert that splitter in, and get 'er in |
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If you're playing Twister right now, |
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Do not listen to this album and play Twister at the same time |
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'Matter of fact, don't play Twister anymore, it's never been a good game |
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If you are currently enjoying something with gravy on it |
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And you're in a G4, or a G5, or whatever new plane they're flying |
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Well then you keep doing what you're doing |
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And that's what we're about to do |
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Get ready to bear witness to the most epic battle |
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This ain't for nobody short, or with a bad heart. |
