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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Have you heard, the bird's not the word, it's Denver |
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High averaging, prodigal, like big spenders |
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Affordable housing, good money lenders |
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Low obesity, no need for suspenders |
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300 days of sunshine! Check your calendar |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Freedom of speech here, no censure |
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But don't dis the city, or the Thunderdome you enter |
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Talk shit about her, trust that I'll defend her |
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Attack Denver, your weapons we render (useless) |
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Chug Coors, tip the bartender |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Address unknown, return to Denver |
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Only go to gay pride, when I'm on the bender |
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Ain't like texas women, don't have to guess the gender |
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Rocky Mountain oysters, I'll eat it if it's tender |
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You'd eat bulls balls too if you had human balls, Wendell |
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Denver, Denver, **** you Wendell |
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Girls are hot, transfat, or transgender |
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If your daughter's bad at school they're gonna suspend her |
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Preppin' d-town at |
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(pueblo?) |
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, pretender |
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We got the Rocky Mountains in all their splendor |
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But not Rocky 'cause we are a contender |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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Well, Atlanta's where the players play, but they live in Denver |
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Rather drive stoned, avoid a fender-bender |
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Wanna marry Holly, but obsessed with |
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(Kendra?) |
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Went to war with Texas, they surrender |
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What's more, all that stuff about us eating Texan babies is |
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Folklore, we do drink their blood though |
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Seriously, **** a bunch of Texans |
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-er |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
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I grabbed your ass 'cause it was looking tender |
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Don't send me to jail, I'm a first time offender |
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Go ahead, assign a public defender |
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'Cause their lawyers |
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Are the ****ing bomb, y'all! |
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Hella dope-ass legal representation. Huah! |
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Legal eagles and legal beagles, y'all |
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Don't forget what you heard |
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Go forth and spread the word, y'all |
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Denver, Colorado (rado, rado) |
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303, dopest lawyers in the country y'all |
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One time for |
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(J-Cat?) |
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Miller |
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Tellin' all y'all to check it |
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You know how those Colorado lawyers do, hwah! |
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They always gotta backup their drinks, man |
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What? |
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'Cause they just passed the bar, yooooo- |
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TJ, god dammit, you rhymed tender with Denver like six times. |
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More like three. |
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That's still a lot. |
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That's true. |
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Denver, Denver, I'm from Denver |
