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[Verse 1] |
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Oh, sinner, do not stray |
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From the straight and narrow way |
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For the Lord is surely watching what you do |
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If you approach the Devils den |
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Turn 'round, don't enter in |
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Lest the hand of the Almighty fall on you |
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[Chorus 1] |
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He'll **** you up (he'll **** you up) |
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Yes, God will **** you up |
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If you dare to disobey his stern command |
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He'll **** you up (he'll **** you up) |
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Don't you know he'll **** you up |
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So you better do some prayin' while you can |
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[Verse 2] |
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Long ago a man named Lot |
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Had a wife he thought was hot |
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But she could not stop her black and sinful ways |
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You know it was her own damn fault |
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When God turned that bitch to salt |
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That's the way he used to work back in those days |
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[Chorus 2] |
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He ****ed 'em up (he ****ed 'em up) |
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He really ****ed 'em up |
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When the people went and turned their backs on him |
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He can **** you up (he'll **** you up) |
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No shit, he'll **** you up |
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Just like he ****ed the people up back then |
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[Verse 3] |
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I used to have a friend named Ray |
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Who walked that evil way |
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He cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fence |
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You know Ray was full aware |
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That some sheep were over there |
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And he knew them in the Biblical sense |
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[Chorus 3] |
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God ****ed him up (he ****ed him up) |
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He went and ****ed Ray up |
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Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins |
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He ****ed him up (he ****ed him up) |
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****ed that boy completely up |
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Now he's married to a Presbyterian |
