歌曲 | Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night |
歌手 | The Coup |
专辑 | Steal This Double Album |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Riley | |
Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture | |
Ignited it, and said, "i hope the vapors don't insult ya" | |
What i replied denied, but he mixin weed and hop | |
His head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lot | |
Bored, said, "we need a plot," i comply, "let's leave the spot" | |
Hopped in the granada, he's impressed by the beat i got | |
His name is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus" | |
Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis | |
"nigga don't you know that i'm your daddy?" said he | |
This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree | |
"never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around" | |
This man my momma had found taught me to put it down | |
I press the gas to the ground to show that i'm a hound | |
Makin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the town | |
Thirty years ago, jesus could pull a hoe quick | |
But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his dick | |
Philosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chips | |
And now he puttin' in a disk of gladys knight and the pips | |
Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "somebody musta scratch it" | |
Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchet | |
Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons | |
Smack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questions | |
Relationship reduction to either rock the box or suction | |
Ain't got no close potnahs, socially i cain't function | |
From the pen he would scribe, on how to survive: | |
"don't be microsoft, be macintosh with a hard drive" | |
Used to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke | |
Did i mention that my momma was his number one hoe? | |
Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash | |
And wheezed out, "c'mon man, make this mother****er mash!" | |
Ain't gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain't right | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a '79 granada last night | |
Chorus: *sung* (2x) | |
Oakland do you wanna ride? | |
I can't hear you! oakland do you wanna ride tonight? | |
[boots] | |
City lights from far way can makeyou drop yo' jaw | |
Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at mardi gras | |
There's beauty in the cracks of the cement | |
When i was five i hopped over them wherever we went to prevent | |
Whatever it was that could break my momma's back | |
Little did i know that it would roll up in a cadillac | |
And matta-fact, she couldn't see him like a cataract | |
And on the track, she went from beautiful to battleaxe | |
And back at home, she would cry into her pillow | |
Vomit in the commode, i was six years old | |
I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and hold | |
She asked me what i thought of jesus when he broke off some bread | |
I said, "he missin' a arm, and he seem like a pee-pee head" | |
She said, "don't cuss," and my teeth to go brush | |
And get ready for bed, and the toilet to flush | |
With tears in my momma's eyes, i was her everything | |
Before she went out on the stroll | |
She'd tuck me into bed and sing: | |
You're much too beautiful for words (4x) | |
I see the red and white lights as the ambulance flies | |
Reminds me of midnight in a dopefiend's eyes | |
And my 9-year-old self as paramedics leave | |
Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's sleeve | |
To make illustrations that are clear and clean | |
I'll take you two hours back before this scene: | |
Early in the morning when the sun starts to creep | |
When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep | |
Moms was comin' in i heard her keys go clink | |
Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink | |
Even though she served, for fifty dollars-a-pop | |
Hardly had enough for rent after jesus re-copped | |
That day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot | |
Slammed momma's head against the front bolt lock | |
Then the pump wit one arm done harm | |
Reached back and plowed into her head like a farm | |
Never saw the act, locked in the back, i was cussin' | |
Heard the blap blap of tewnty headcrack percussion | |
And body blows, her body froze from bolo's to the spine | |
I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was whine | |
She didn't even have the strength to say, "i love you boo" | |
But i said it to her and she knew that i knew | |
She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the case | |
But i never will forget the plastic hand stuck in her face | |
Stop at the intersection to ask jesus 'bout directions | |
"s go to frisco.." (i got very friendly vocal inflections) | |
Mob a left at macarthur to continue in flight | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a '79 granada last night | |
Chorus | |
[boots] | |
The rain dropped giant pearls, god was pissin' on the world | |
Or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled | |
My temperatyre gayge read "cold and blistery" | |
Spinnin' wheels made each piece of asphault history | |
This was jesus debut out the penitentiary | |
Fifteen years, but it seem like a century | |
See, he went in the pen for some other murder drama | |
Twelve years old when i wrote him quote i wanna be a pimp comma | |
You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation points | |
You know how bitches act, shit exclamation points | |
First it was a set up move, then it was the truth | |
His letters were the only thing i had as a youth | |
But his lopsided game, see, was really counterfeit | |
So my little son dominic thinks that i'm a dick | |
Cause i was runnin' 'round like a little baby jesus | |
To me women had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers | |
And i don't think that it's gon' end til we make revolution | |
But who gon' make the shit if we worship prostitution? | |
Ain't no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion | |
Put they life on the line so some other pimp could use 'em | |
Pulled into a vacant lot, the road to recovery | |
Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the shrubbery | |
Jesus said, "why the hell you pointin' a gat?" | |
So i pulled a piece of game i could use out the hat | |
I said, "this trip is over, we ain't finna ride on | |
This is for my mental and my momma that i cried on | |
Microsoft mother****ers let bygones be bygones | |
But since i'm macintosh, i'ma double click your icons" | |
He struggled for life, then gave up the fight | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a '79 granada last night | |
Chorus |
zuo ci : Riley | |
Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture | |
Ignited it, and said, " i hope the vapors don' t insult ya" | |
What i replied denied, but he mixin weed and hop | |
His head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lot | |
Bored, said, " we need a plot," i comply, " let' s leave the spot" | |
Hopped in the granada, he' s impressed by the beat i got | |
His name is " hayzoos" but his pimp name is " geezus" | |
Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis | |
" nigga don' t you know that i' m your daddy?" said he | |
This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree | |
" never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around" | |
This man my momma had found taught me to put it down | |
I press the gas to the ground to show that i' m a hound | |
Makin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the town | |
Thirty years ago, jesus could pull a hoe quick | |
But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his dick | |
Philosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chips | |
And now he puttin' in a disk of gladys knight and the pips | |
Then that shit starts to skip, he said, " somebody musta scratch it" | |
Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchet | |
Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons | |
Smack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questions | |
Relationship reduction to either rock the box or suction | |
Ain' t got no close potnahs, socially i cain' t function | |
From the pen he would scribe, on how to survive: | |
" don' t be microsoft, be macintosh with a hard drive" | |
Used to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke | |
Did i mention that my momma was his number one hoe? | |
Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash | |
And wheezed out, " c' mon man, make this mother er mash!" | |
Ain' t gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain' t right | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a ' 79 granada last night | |
Chorus: sung 2x | |
Oakland do you wanna ride? | |
I can' t hear you! oakland do you wanna ride tonight? | |
boots | |
City lights from far way can makeyou drop yo' jaw | |
Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at mardi gras | |
There' s beauty in the cracks of the cement | |
When i was five i hopped over them wherever we went to prevent | |
Whatever it was that could break my momma' s back | |
Little did i know that it would roll up in a cadillac | |
And mattafact, she couldn' t see him like a cataract | |
And on the track, she went from beautiful to battleaxe | |
And back at home, she would cry into her pillow | |
Vomit in the commode, i was six years old | |
I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and hold | |
She asked me what i thought of jesus when he broke off some bread | |
I said, " he missin' a arm, and he seem like a peepee head" | |
She said, " don' t cuss," and my teeth to go brush | |
And get ready for bed, and the toilet to flush | |
With tears in my momma' s eyes, i was her everything | |
Before she went out on the stroll | |
She' d tuck me into bed and sing: | |
You' re much too beautiful for words 4x | |
I see the red and white lights as the ambulance flies | |
Reminds me of midnight in a dopefiend' s eyes | |
And my 9yearold self as paramedics leave | |
Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor' s sleeve | |
To make illustrations that are clear and clean | |
I' ll take you two hours back before this scene: | |
Early in the morning when the sun starts to creep | |
When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep | |
Moms was comin' in i heard her keys go clink | |
Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink | |
Even though she served, for fifty dollarsapop | |
Hardly had enough for rent after jesus recopped | |
That day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot | |
Slammed momma' s head against the front bolt lock | |
Then the pump wit one arm done harm | |
Reached back and plowed into her head like a farm | |
Never saw the act, locked in the back, i was cussin' | |
Heard the blap blap of tewnty headcrack percussion | |
And body blows, her body froze from bolo' s to the spine | |
I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was whine | |
She didn' t even have the strength to say, " i love you boo" | |
But i said it to her and she knew that i knew | |
She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the case | |
But i never will forget the plastic hand stuck in her face | |
Stop at the intersection to ask jesus ' bout directions | |
" s go to frisco.." i got very friendly vocal inflections | |
Mob a left at macarthur to continue in flight | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a ' 79 granada last night | |
Chorus | |
boots | |
The rain dropped giant pearls, god was pissin' on the world | |
Or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled | |
My temperatyre gayge read " cold and blistery" | |
Spinnin' wheels made each piece of asphault history | |
This was jesus debut out the penitentiary | |
Fifteen years, but it seem like a century | |
See, he went in the pen for some other murder drama | |
Twelve years old when i wrote him quote i wanna be a pimp comma | |
You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation points | |
You know how bitches act, shit exclamation points | |
First it was a set up move, then it was the truth | |
His letters were the only thing i had as a youth | |
But his lopsided game, see, was really counterfeit | |
So my little son dominic thinks that i' m a dick | |
Cause i was runnin' ' round like a little baby jesus | |
To me women had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers | |
And i don' t think that it' s gon' end til we make revolution | |
But who gon' make the shit if we worship prostitution? | |
Ain' t no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion | |
Put they life on the line so some other pimp could use ' em | |
Pulled into a vacant lot, the road to recovery | |
Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the shrubbery | |
Jesus said, " why the hell you pointin' a gat?" | |
So i pulled a piece of game i could use out the hat | |
I said, " this trip is over, we ain' t finna ride on | |
This is for my mental and my momma that i cried on | |
Microsoft mother ers let bygones be bygones | |
But since i' m macintosh, i' ma double click your icons" | |
He struggled for life, then gave up the fight | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a ' 79 granada last night | |
Chorus |
zuò cí : Riley | |
Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture | |
Ignited it, and said, " i hope the vapors don' t insult ya" | |
What i replied denied, but he mixin weed and hop | |
His head was noddin' up and down like he agreed a lot | |
Bored, said, " we need a plot," i comply, " let' s leave the spot" | |
Hopped in the granada, he' s impressed by the beat i got | |
His name is " hayzoos" but his pimp name is " geezus" | |
Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic prosthesis | |
" nigga don' t you know that i' m your daddy?" said he | |
This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' degree | |
" never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you stick around" | |
This man my momma had found taught me to put it down | |
I press the gas to the ground to show that i' m a hound | |
Makin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the town | |
Thirty years ago, jesus could pull a hoe quick | |
But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his dick | |
Philosophy that he spit stuck in my memory chips | |
And now he puttin' in a disk of gladys knight and the pips | |
Then that shit starts to skip, he said, " somebody musta scratch it" | |
Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents down the hatchet | |
Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons | |
Smack my woman in the dental just for askin' silly questions | |
Relationship reduction to either rock the box or suction | |
Ain' t got no close potnahs, socially i cain' t function | |
From the pen he would scribe, on how to survive: | |
" don' t be microsoft, be macintosh with a hard drive" | |
Used to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke | |
Did i mention that my momma was his number one hoe? | |
Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash | |
And wheezed out, " c' mon man, make this mother er mash!" | |
Ain' t gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain' t right | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a ' 79 granada last night | |
Chorus: sung 2x | |
Oakland do you wanna ride? | |
I can' t hear you! oakland do you wanna ride tonight? | |
boots | |
City lights from far way can makeyou drop yo' jaw | |
Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at mardi gras | |
There' s beauty in the cracks of the cement | |
When i was five i hopped over them wherever we went to prevent | |
Whatever it was that could break my momma' s back | |
Little did i know that it would roll up in a cadillac | |
And mattafact, she couldn' t see him like a cataract | |
And on the track, she went from beautiful to battleaxe | |
And back at home, she would cry into her pillow | |
Vomit in the commode, i was six years old | |
I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and hold | |
She asked me what i thought of jesus when he broke off some bread | |
I said, " he missin' a arm, and he seem like a peepee head" | |
She said, " don' t cuss," and my teeth to go brush | |
And get ready for bed, and the toilet to flush | |
With tears in my momma' s eyes, i was her everything | |
Before she went out on the stroll | |
She' d tuck me into bed and sing: | |
You' re much too beautiful for words 4x | |
I see the red and white lights as the ambulance flies | |
Reminds me of midnight in a dopefiend' s eyes | |
And my 9yearold self as paramedics leave | |
Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor' s sleeve | |
To make illustrations that are clear and clean | |
I' ll take you two hours back before this scene: | |
Early in the morning when the sun starts to creep | |
When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep | |
Moms was comin' in i heard her keys go clink | |
Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink | |
Even though she served, for fifty dollarsapop | |
Hardly had enough for rent after jesus recopped | |
That day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot | |
Slammed momma' s head against the front bolt lock | |
Then the pump wit one arm done harm | |
Reached back and plowed into her head like a farm | |
Never saw the act, locked in the back, i was cussin' | |
Heard the blap blap of tewnty headcrack percussion | |
And body blows, her body froze from bolo' s to the spine | |
I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was whine | |
She didn' t even have the strength to say, " i love you boo" | |
But i said it to her and she knew that i knew | |
She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the case | |
But i never will forget the plastic hand stuck in her face | |
Stop at the intersection to ask jesus ' bout directions | |
" s go to frisco.." i got very friendly vocal inflections | |
Mob a left at macarthur to continue in flight | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a ' 79 granada last night | |
Chorus | |
boots | |
The rain dropped giant pearls, god was pissin' on the world | |
Or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled | |
My temperatyre gayge read " cold and blistery" | |
Spinnin' wheels made each piece of asphault history | |
This was jesus debut out the penitentiary | |
Fifteen years, but it seem like a century | |
See, he went in the pen for some other murder drama | |
Twelve years old when i wrote him quote i wanna be a pimp comma | |
You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation points | |
You know how bitches act, shit exclamation points | |
First it was a set up move, then it was the truth | |
His letters were the only thing i had as a youth | |
But his lopsided game, see, was really counterfeit | |
So my little son dominic thinks that i' m a dick | |
Cause i was runnin' ' round like a little baby jesus | |
To me women had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers | |
And i don' t think that it' s gon' end til we make revolution | |
But who gon' make the shit if we worship prostitution? | |
Ain' t no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion | |
Put they life on the line so some other pimp could use ' em | |
Pulled into a vacant lot, the road to recovery | |
Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the shrubbery | |
Jesus said, " why the hell you pointin' a gat?" | |
So i pulled a piece of game i could use out the hat | |
I said, " this trip is over, we ain' t finna ride on | |
This is for my mental and my momma that i cried on | |
Microsoft mother ers let bygones be bygones | |
But since i' m macintosh, i' ma double click your icons" | |
He struggled for life, then gave up the fight | |
Me and jesus the pimp in a ' 79 granada last night | |
Chorus |