歌曲 | あやしい業者じゃありません |
歌手 | WONDERFUL★OPPORTUNITY! |
专辑 | ワン☆オポ!VOL.14 |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01.55] | なぞフィラキシー SHOCK |
[00:04.21] | アナフィラキシー ショック |
[00:07.06] | なぞフィラキシィ ショック |
[00:09.80] | なぞフィラキシリバイバルはいてんしょおおおおお |
[00:17.00] | はいどーぞ うぇーい |
[00:18.43] | あやしい業者じゃありません |
[00:20.00] | 曲:じーざす |
[00:23.40] | 繪:chiya |
[00:25.58] | 動画:マイナス |
[00:27.03] | 【テーマ:春の新生活スタートダッシュ?元気な自分を取り戻す? イマイチ感を吹き飛ばす○○】 |
[00:28.03] | なんか今日はフワフワしてる |
[00:30.58] | シャキッとしたい ぱっと明るく |
[00:33.10] | 疲れを知らない いつものアタシに |
[00:37.27] | はい! |
[00:37.84] | 今回ご紹介するのはそんな |
[00:40.57] | あなたにピッタリのこの商品 |
[00:43.20] | 一発解決!速攻元気! |
[00:45.83] | 今ならなんともう一個ついてくる! |
[00:48.50] | ぜろいちにーぜろ (YO!) |
[00:49.72] | はちさんいーはち (SONDE?) |
[00:51.30] | はちさんいちぜろ |
[00:52.12] | はい おっけー(受注完了) |
[00:53.84] | てってれっれってってー |
[00:55.10] | ハツラツ元気 やっぱこれだな! |
[00:57.97] | だまされたと思ってのんで? |
[01:00.60] | マジでけっこういいらしいよ |
[01:03.40] | とにかく...まずは |
[01:05.10] | でんわかっも?ん! |
[01:06.40] | 世界中のセレブもぞっこん |
[01:09.20] | お買い得なのは今だけなんで |
[01:13.70] | お急ぎくださいな |
[01:15.55] | 振込み...振込みでOK |
[01:18.11] | クレカはお使い頂けません |
[01:21.17] | 無理無理..!代引きも無理だよ? |
[01:23.31] | え?え?え?え?え?え?え?え? |
[01:25.40] | ...あやしくないし! … |
[01:34.52]【[朝だるい][体が重い]不規則な現代人に[朝だるい][体が重い] | ????】 |
[01:36.19] | GOOD MORNING |
[01:37.52] | あれ ちょとまって |
[01:38.97] | 頭が重い 目も開かない |
[01:41.15] | 寝起き いとわろし |
[01:43.00] | 低血圧なぼくに |
[01:45.23] | はい |
[01:45.55] | そんな症状とはお別れしましょ |
[01:48.53] | こいつをぐいっと飲み干して |
[01:51.20] | 天然由来!效果てきめん! |
[01:53.95] | 今ならなんとシェイカーもついてくる! |
[01:56.47] | 0120 (YO!) |
[01:57.84] | 8328 (SONDE?) |
[01:59.30] | 8310 |
[02:00.20] | はい まいどありっと |
[02:02.47] | 返品不能 開封したら最後 |
[02:05.20] | 無理無理 自己責任 |
[02:06.18] | 大人ならわかるデショ? |
[02:07.70] | 全部まとめてふきとばしてくれる |
[02:09.69] | 神 |
[02:10.55] | ひとときの安らぎをもたらしてくれる |
[02:12.55] | 神 |
[02:13.93] | あなたの中の神、さあ、信じましょ |
[02:20.06] | しんじていいのよ?いいの。 |
[02:23.04] | うん いいのいいの |
[02:25.30] | はやく ハンコ 押しちゃえよ |
[02:27.01] | もう一息 いけ! 頑張れよ! |
[02:29.63] | そうだ いけ! |
[02:30.93] | さくっと 押しちゃえよ |
[02:32.80] | なぁ |
[02:36.30] | ふう…ひぃ… |
[02:37.06] | やっべえなこりゃ 焦っちゃまったか? |
[02:40.00] | 気持ちが前に出てんな |
[02:42.50] | もうだめだ 引っ込んでいいぞ |
[02:45.20] | とにかく…まずは |
[02:47.22] | 顔が変だ! |
[02:48.45] | 変な汗出た…落ち着け自分 |
[02:51.30] | 深呼吸するのでお待ちください |
[02:55.90] | (すーはー すーすーはー) |
[03:00.50] | クレカは お使い頂けません |
[03:03.20] | ムリ…ムリ… わたしもう??かも |
[03:05.51] | え?え?え?え?え?え? |
[03:07.10] | バタッ お、おい! |
[00:01.55] | SHOCK |
[00:04.21] | |
[00:07.06] | |
[00:09.80] | |
[00:17.00] | |
[00:18.43] | ye zhe |
[00:20.00] | qu: |
[00:23.40] | hui: chiya |
[00:25.58] | dong hua: |
[00:27.03] | : chun xin sheng huo? yuan qi zi fen qu ti? gan chui fei |
[00:28.03] | jin ri |
[00:30.58] | ming |
[00:33.10] | pi zhi |
[00:37.27] | ! |
[00:37.84] | jin hui shao jie |
[00:40.57] | shang pin |
[00:43.20] | yi fa jie jue! su gong yuan qi! |
[00:45.83] | jin yi ge! |
[00:48.50] | YO! |
[00:49.72] | SONDE? |
[00:51.30] | |
[00:52.12] | shou zhu wan le |
[00:53.84] | |
[00:55.10] | yuan qi ! |
[00:57.97] | si? |
[01:00.60] | |
[01:03.40] | ... |
[01:05.10] | ?! |
[01:06.40] | shi jie zhong |
[01:09.20] | mai de jin |
[01:13.70] | ji |
[01:15.55] | zhen ru... zhen ru OK |
[01:18.11] | shi ding |
[01:21.17] | wu li wu li..! dai yin wu li? |
[01:23.31] | ???????? |
[01:25.40] | ...! |
[01:34.52]【[朝だるい][体が重い]不規則な現代人に[朝だるい][体が重い] | ???? |
[01:36.19] | GOOD MORNING |
[01:37.52] | |
[01:38.97] | tou zhong mu kai |
[01:41.15] | qin qi |
[01:43.00] | di xue ya |
[01:45.23] | |
[01:45.55] | zheng zhuang bie |
[01:48.53] | yin gan |
[01:51.20] | tian ran you lai! xiao guo! |
[01:53.95] | jin! |
[01:56.47] | 0120 YO! |
[01:57.84] | 8328 SONDE? |
[01:59.30] | 8310 |
[02:00.20] | |
[02:02.47] | fan pin bu neng kai feng zui hou |
[02:05.20] | wu li wu li zi ji ze ren |
[02:06.18] | da ren? |
[02:07.70] | quan bu |
[02:09.69] | shen |
[02:10.55] | an |
[02:12.55] | shen |
[02:13.93] | zhong shen xin |
[02:20.06] | ?. |
[02:23.04] | |
[02:25.30] | ya |
[02:27.01] | yi xi ! wan zhang! |
[02:29.63] | ! |
[02:30.93] | ya |
[02:32.80] | |
[02:36.30] | |
[02:37.06] | jiao? |
[02:40.00] | qi chi qian chu |
[02:42.50] | yin ru |
[02:45.20] | |
[02:47.22] | yan bian! |
[02:48.45] | bian han chu luo zhe zi fen |
[02:51.30] | shen hu xi dai |
[02:55.90] | |
[03:00.50] | shi ding |
[03:03.20] | ?? |
[03:05.51] | ?????? |
[03:07.10] | ! |
[00:01.55] | SHOCK |
[00:04.21] | |
[00:07.06] | |
[00:09.80] | |
[00:17.00] | |
[00:18.43] | yè zhě |
[00:20.00] | qū: |
[00:23.40] | huì: chiya |
[00:25.58] | dòng huà: |
[00:27.03] | : chūn xīn shēng huó? yuán qì zì fēn qǔ tì? gǎn chuī fēi |
[00:28.03] | jīn rì |
[00:30.58] | míng |
[00:33.10] | pí zhī |
[00:37.27] | ! |
[00:37.84] | jīn huí shào jiè |
[00:40.57] | shāng pǐn |
[00:43.20] | yī fā jiě jué! sù gōng yuán qì! |
[00:45.83] | jīn yī gè! |
[00:48.50] | YO! |
[00:49.72] | SONDE? |
[00:51.30] | |
[00:52.12] | shòu zhù wán le |
[00:53.84] | |
[00:55.10] | yuán qì ! |
[00:57.97] | sī? |
[01:00.60] | |
[01:03.40] | ... |
[01:05.10] | ?! |
[01:06.40] | shì jiè zhōng |
[01:09.20] | mǎi dé jīn |
[01:13.70] | jí |
[01:15.55] | zhèn ru... zhèn ru OK |
[01:18.11] | shǐ dǐng |
[01:21.17] | wú lǐ wú lǐ..! dài yǐn wú lǐ? |
[01:23.31] | ???????? |
[01:25.40] | ...! |
[01:34.52]【[朝だるい][体が重い]不規則な現代人に[朝だるい][体が重い] | ???? |
[01:36.19] | GOOD MORNING |
[01:37.52] | |
[01:38.97] | tóu zhòng mù kāi |
[01:41.15] | qǐn qǐ |
[01:43.00] | dī xuè yā |
[01:45.23] | |
[01:45.55] | zhèng zhuàng bié |
[01:48.53] | yǐn gàn |
[01:51.20] | tiān rán yóu lái! xiào guǒ! |
[01:53.95] | jīn! |
[01:56.47] | 0120 YO! |
[01:57.84] | 8328 SONDE? |
[01:59.30] | 8310 |
[02:00.20] | |
[02:02.47] | fǎn pǐn bù néng kāi fēng zuì hòu |
[02:05.20] | wú lǐ wú lǐ zì jǐ zé rèn |
[02:06.18] | dà rén? |
[02:07.70] | quán bù |
[02:09.69] | shén |
[02:10.55] | ān |
[02:12.55] | shén |
[02:13.93] | zhōng shén xìn |
[02:20.06] | ?. |
[02:23.04] | |
[02:25.30] | yā |
[02:27.01] | yī xī ! wán zhāng! |
[02:29.63] | ! |
[02:30.93] | yā |
[02:32.80] | |
[02:36.30] | |
[02:37.06] | jiāo? |
[02:40.00] | qì chí qián chū |
[02:42.50] | yǐn ru |
[02:45.20] | |
[02:47.22] | yán biàn! |
[02:48.45] | biàn hàn chū luò zhe zì fēn |
[02:51.30] | shēn hū xī dài |
[02:55.90] | |
[03:00.50] | shǐ dǐng |
[03:03.20] | ?? |
[03:05.51] | ?????? |
[03:07.10] | ! |
[ti:] | |
[ar:] | |
[al:] | |
[00:01.55] | 谜之防护系统 SHOCK |
[00:04.21] | 过敏性反应 休克 |
[00:07.06] | 谜之防护系统 休克 |
[00:09.80] | 谜之过敏性反应复兴情绪高涨啊啊啊啊啊 |
[00:17.00] | 好,有请 耶 |
[00:18.43] | 并不是什么可疑的卖家 |
[00:20.00] | 曲:JesusP |
[00:23.40] | 绘:chiya |
[00:25.58] | 动画:minusP |
[00:27.03] | 【标题:想要在春天的新生活中冲刺?想要把精神健康的自己取回?可以让你脉动回来的○○】 |
[00:28.03] | 感觉今天有点晕乎乎的 |
[00:30.58] | 想要啪的一下直接清醒 |
[00:33.10] | 变回那个一直有用不完精力的自己 |
[00:37.27] | 好的! |
[00:37.84] | 今天介绍的这个就是非常适合 |
[00:40.57] | 在这种状况下使用的商品 |
[00:43.20] | 直接解决!当场清醒! |
[00:45.83] | 现在下单居然还买一送一! |
[00:48.50] | 0120 (YO!) |
[00:49.72] | 8328 (SONDE?) |
[00:51.30] | 8310 |
[00:52.12] | 好的 OK(成功下单) |
[00:53.84] | 叮叮铃铃叮叮? |
[00:55.10] | 当场精神饱满 就是这个感觉! |
[00:57.97] | 虽然只是抱着试试的态度喝了? |
[01:00.60] | 好像还真的有效啊 |
[01:03.40] | 总之…先 |
[01:05.10] | 打个电话COME! |
[01:06.40] | 全世界的名人都在用 |
[01:09.20] | 过了这村就没这店了 |
[01:13.70] | 还请您欲购从速 |
[01:15.55] | 转账啊…转账也OK的 |
[01:18.11] | 不支持信用卡付款 |
[01:21.17] | 不行不行…!不可以货到付款的喔? |
[01:23.31] | 诶?诶?诶?诶?诶?诶?诶?诶? |
[01:25.40] | 这才不是可疑的三无产品! |
[01:34.52] | 【标题:无论何时都想闪闪发光早起乏力 头重脚轻推荐给生活没规律的现代人】 |
[01:36.19] | GOOD MORNING |
[01:37.52] | 咦?等一下 |
[01:38.97] | 脑袋好重 眼睛也睁不开 |
[01:41.15] | 起床后 感觉糟糕 |
[01:43.00] | 常犯低血糖的我 |
[01:45.23] | 好的! |
[01:45.55] | 就和这病彻底告别吧 |
[01:48.53] | 只要把这东西一口气喝完 |
[01:51.20] | 天然成分!立竿见影! |
[01:53.95] | 现在下单还送精品搅拌机一台! |
[01:56.47] | 0120 (YO!) |
[01:57.84] | 8328 (SONDE?) |
[01:59.30] | 8310 |
[02:00.20] | 好 谢谢惠顾 |
[02:02.47] | 商品一经售出不退不换 |
[02:05.20] | 不行不行 自己负责 |
[02:06.18] | 这都老规矩了,你心里明镜的吧? |
[02:07.70] | 把一切质问麻烦全部帮我们吹散的 |
[02:09.69] | 神 |
[02:10.55] | 带给我们短暂又祥和的安宁的 |
[02:12.55] | 神 |
[02:13.93] | 我就是你心目中的神,来,成为我的信徒吧 |
[02:20.06] | 相信我就可以了喔?相信我吧。 |
[02:23.04] | 嗯 快信吧快信吧 |
[02:25.30] | 快点 把这 印章盖上吧 |
[02:27.01] | 一口气盖上 上吧!加油啊! |
[02:29.63] | 没错 盖上! |
[02:30.93] | 麻利地 就这么盖上吧 |
[02:32.80] | 喂 |
[02:36.30] | 呼…哈… |
[02:37.06] | 完球了啊这可 客户都着急了吗 |
[02:40.00] | 已经开始发火了啊 |
[02:42.50] | 已经累死了 休息一下也可以吧 |
[02:45.20] | 总之…先 |
[02:47.22] | 你表情好奇怪啊! |
[02:48.45] | 已经汗流浃背了…快点冷静下来啊我 |
[02:51.30] | 我要深呼吸一下请您稍等片刻 |
[02:55.90] | (嘶—哈— 嘶—嘶—哈—) |
[03:00.50] | 不支持信用卡付款 |
[03:03.20] | 不行…不行… 我大概已经不行了 |
[03:05.51] | 诶?诶?诶?诶?诶?诶?诶?诶? |
[03:07.10] | 扑通 喂、喂! |