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Last night at the pub I met my cousin Rory |
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It was a good day for me so I drank the pints away |
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And when I arrived home, my babe she was a waiting |
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I couldn't understand it why she smacked me in the face |
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Well nine the next morning she sent me to the job centre |
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They asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a trade |
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They said come back tomorow, I said no problem officer |
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So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away |
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Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard |
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You drink all night and you sleep all day |
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Get up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastard |
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If you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my way |
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When I arrived home, my babe already left me |
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She saw me in the boozer in the middle of the day |
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Well I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriage |
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So I went back to the pub and I put the pints away |
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Last night at the pub I saw my cousin Rory |
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I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at bay |
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The bastard had my wife that's not the end of the story |
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The dirty drunken bastard drinks twice as much as me! |
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