Resumé Man 歌词

歌曲	Resumé Man
歌手	The String Cheese Incident
专辑	Born on the Wrong Planet
下载	Image LRC TXT

	Well, a funny thing happened at a gig the other day
	when a man approached me with a resumé
	Said, "If you need any help then I'm your man"
	He said, "I'll work the door and I'll load your beer
	When you boys get thirsty I'll go for beer
	And if it ever breaks down I can even fix your van."
	I asked the guy what he did for work
	I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk
	He said "I work right down the road, I got a melon stand
	I'm set up in a shady spot
	I sell watermelons and a little bit of pot.
	Last year I made damn near thirty grand."
	He said, "I need a change and I love your sound
	And I sure would like to get out of this town
	Dedicate myself to a rock 'n' roll band
	I've been a race car mechanic and a bodyguard
	I'm a C.P.A. and I'll work really hard
	Hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand"
	"You know I've done it all and I've been around
	I've had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns
	I'd like to offer you my services for hire
	I was a cook in the Army and I drove a jeep
	I had an 80-acre ranch where I ran some sheep
	I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
	He's a resumé man, he's a resumé man
	If he can't do it, I don't know who can
	Says right here he's qualified
	50 years on the job and the man's only 45
	But things started to get a little bit weird
	When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer
	And said, "What's with the lady, 'cause she really blows my mind."
	I knew the man was qualified
	He'd worked a hundred different jobs and done 'em all with pride
	But he wasn't exactly the help we had hoped to find
	He's a resumé man, he's a resumé man
	If he can't do it, I don't know who can
	Says right here he's qualified
	50 years on the job and the man's only 45
	He's a resumé man, he's a resumé man
	If he can't do it, I don't know who can
	Says right here he's qualified
	50 years on the job and the man's only 45

	Well, a funny thing happened at a gig the other day
	when a man approached me with a resume
	Said, " If you need any help then I' m your man"
	He said, " I' ll work the door and I' ll load your beer
	When you boys get thirsty I' ll go for beer
	And if it ever breaks down I can even fix your van."
	I asked the guy what he did for work
	I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk
	He said " I work right down the road, I got a melon stand
	I' m set up in a shady spot
	I sell watermelons and a little bit of pot.
	Last year I made damn near thirty grand."
	He said, " I need a change and I love your sound
	And I sure would like to get out of this town
	Dedicate myself to a rock ' n' roll band
	I' ve been a race car mechanic and a bodyguard
	I' m a C. P. A. and I' ll work really hard
	Hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand"
	" You know I' ve done it all and I' ve been around
	I' ve had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns
	I' d like to offer you my services for hire
	I was a cook in the Army and I drove a jeep
	I had an 80acre ranch where I ran some sheep
	I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
	He' s a resume man, he' s a resume man
	If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can
	Says right here he' s qualified
	50 years on the job and the man' s only 45
	But things started to get a little bit weird
	When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer
	And said, " What' s with the lady, ' cause she really blows my mind."
	I knew the man was qualified
	He' d worked a hundred different jobs and done ' em all with pride
	But he wasn' t exactly the help we had hoped to find
	He' s a resume man, he' s a resume man
	If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can
	Says right here he' s qualified
	50 years on the job and the man' s only 45
	He' s a resume man, he' s a resume man
	If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can
	Says right here he' s qualified
	50 years on the job and the man' s only 45

	Well, a funny thing happened at a gig the other day
	when a man approached me with a resumé
	Said, " If you need any help then I' m your man"
	He said, " I' ll work the door and I' ll load your beer
	When you boys get thirsty I' ll go for beer
	And if it ever breaks down I can even fix your van."
	I asked the guy what he did for work
	I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk
	He said " I work right down the road, I got a melon stand
	I' m set up in a shady spot
	I sell watermelons and a little bit of pot.
	Last year I made damn near thirty grand."
	He said, " I need a change and I love your sound
	And I sure would like to get out of this town
	Dedicate myself to a rock ' n' roll band
	I' ve been a race car mechanic and a bodyguard
	I' m a C. P. A. and I' ll work really hard
	Hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand"
	" You know I' ve done it all and I' ve been around
	I' ve had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns
	I' d like to offer you my services for hire
	I was a cook in the Army and I drove a jeep
	I had an 80acre ranch where I ran some sheep
	I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
	He' s a resumé man, he' s a resumé man
	If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can
	Says right here he' s qualified
	50 years on the job and the man' s only 45
	But things started to get a little bit weird
	When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer
	And said, " What' s with the lady, ' cause she really blows my mind."
	I knew the man was qualified
	He' d worked a hundred different jobs and done ' em all with pride
	But he wasn' t exactly the help we had hoped to find
	He' s a resumé man, he' s a resumé man
	If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can
	Says right here he' s qualified
	50 years on the job and the man' s only 45
	He' s a resumé man, he' s a resumé man
	If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can
	Says right here he' s qualified
	50 years on the job and the man' s only 45

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