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Me and my friends went to Dixieland, drove a big RV |
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with a cabinet full of mushrooms |
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and a cooler full of beer |
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It was spring time in the mountains |
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when we headed out of town |
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the peaks were white, the sky was blue |
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and the sun was beatin' down |
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We were rollin' down the highway |
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just havin' a little fun |
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you sure can drink a lot of beer |
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underneath that Texas sun |
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So I pulled into a liquor store |
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and that's where the trouble all began |
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'cause I ran into their awning |
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and we had a run-in with The Man |
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(chorus) |
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Get me out of this smalltime Texas town |
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'cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail when the sun goes down |
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you can't bust me if you don't know what you found |
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I tried to talk to the girl inside |
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I even offered her some cash |
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but she wouldn't listen, she just called the cops |
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'cause her gutter had been smashed |
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And the next thing I knew when I walked outside |
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there were police all around |
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askin' who was drivin' the vehicle, can I see your license |
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whatcha doin' in our town |
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(chorus) |
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We were sittin' on the steps of the liquor store |
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just tryin' not to look too scared |
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they were searchin' the RV and I was thinkin' |
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sometimes life just isn't fair |
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Well, they opened up that cabinet |
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and they found our little stash |
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but they didn't know what it was and let us go |
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minus eighty bucks in cash |
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(chorus) |
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(chorus 2) |
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Get me out of this smalltime Texas town |
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I'll be runnin' as soon as my feet hit the ground |
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you can't bust me 'cause you don't know what you found |