十万个冷笑话

歌曲 十万个冷笑话
歌手 大頭佛
歌手 SAGA3K
专辑 十万个冷笑话

歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 大頭佛Mochi/SAGA3K
[00:00.455] 作曲 : 大頭佛Mochi/SAGA3K
[00:00.910] 编曲 : kwanchen
[00:01.366] 十万个冷笑话 Bad Jokes
[00:15.957] verse 1
[00:17.206] keep it real man 讲真你卖几钱一斤
[00:19.181] everything 标价 冇嘢贵过五险一金
[00:21.398] 咪故作潇洒 边个甘心漂泊一生
[00:23.686] lets make a deal 超稳阵 保到你两脚一伸
[00:25.721] cash rules everything around me(around me)
[00:28.391] 中产阶级终身做夹心 ay~
[00:30.660] 揾啲安全感 所以乜嘢都唔谂
[00:32.522] 睇多几集综艺你我变成天生喜剧人 (ha)
[00:35.006] 见到边个发嬲你就掉转头 me too
[00:36.734] 咪比痴线佬佢打泻你杯酒 me too
[00:39.303] 呢度空气咁好 风气咁好 大碗鸡汤吞晒落肚
[00:40.342] 你仲想要乜嘢豉油?(发梦)
[00:43.363] 喂你做生做死做忌都冇晒时间
[00:45.873] 深呼吸上气唔接下气
[00:47.951] 我一路冇乜病痛除左天生发钱寒 发展才是硬道理
[00:52.744] hook
[00:53.240] everyone just wanna have fun 听我讲笑话啊~
[00:57.113] 百分百感觉咁搏命 落力笑哈哈
[01:01.174] we dont care about tomorrow 反正睇唔到
[01:05.668] 咪再扫兴叫我醒下 shut the f*ck up
[01:09.782] verse 2
[01:10.153] 摞十万蚊造一个镀金嘅厕所
[01:12.302] 再歌颂zg上埋新闻lb
[01:14.325] 我兄弟系shd手臂有三道杠
[01:16.736] 翻学放学共享单车接送
[01:19.014] 我逼巴士逼地铁逼自己积极啲
[01:21.170] 仲未发达仲发紧ZGM攀比心作动 消费的作用
[01:25.305] 我系拼多多买部最逼真嘅iPhone
[01:27.801] lick lick 摞粒糖来lai
[01:29.307] 也性色食 keep系幼稚嘅状态
[01:31.294] 我更积极只要观众点个like
[01:33.517] 话比你知我是歌手 我唔介意喂埋奶v
[01:36.138] 一家大细学跳海草舞 跳到上春晚嘅level
[01:39.109] 感动左成个导演组
[01:40.726] 个仔买书簿 老婆买衣帽
[01:43.136] 唔知几时又要打怪 好似冒险岛
[01:45.011] hook
[01:45.401] everyone just wanna have fun
[01:47.547] 听我讲笑话啊~
[01:49.806] 百分百感觉咁搏命 落力笑哈哈
[01:53.688] we dont care about tomorrow 反正睇唔到
[01:58.180] 咪再扫兴叫我醒下
[02:00.738] shut the f*ck up
[02:02.009] bridge
[02:02.485] 开心啲啦 baby 手机睇马骝
[02:04.656] 习惯性冇乜要求 最紧要好入口
[02:11.830] 开心啲啦 baby 落户在广州
[02:16.268] 下世要再当村民 人手一栋楼
[02:20.205] outro
[02:20.699] 买车 买楼 买棺材 唔知订
[02:26.663] 投标 投票 投胎 再来过
[02:29.493] 买车 买楼 买棺材 唔知订
[02:33.752] 投标 投票 投胎 再来过

拼音

[00:00.000] zuò cí : dà tóu fú Mochi SAGA3K
[00:00.455] zuò qǔ : dà tóu fú Mochi SAGA3K
[00:00.910] biān qǔ : kwanchen
[00:01.366] shí wàn gè lěng xiào huà Bad Jokes
[00:15.957] verse 1
[00:17.206] keep it real man jiǎng zhēn nǐ mài jǐ qián yī jīn
[00:19.181] everything biāo jià mǎo yě guì guò wǔ xiǎn yī jīn
[00:21.398] mī gù zuò xiāo sǎ biān gè gān xīn piāo bó yī shēng
[00:23.686] lets make a deal chāo wěn zhèn bǎo dào nǐ liǎng jiǎo yī shēn
[00:25.721] cash rules everything around me around me
[00:28.391] zhōng chǎn jiē jí zhōng shēn zuò jiā xīn ay
[00:30.660] wèn dì ān quán gǎn suǒ yǐ niè yě dōu wú shěn
[00:32.522] dì duō jǐ jí zōng yì nǐ wǒ biàn chéng tiān shēng xǐ jù rén ha
[00:35.006] jiàn dào biān gè fā niǎo nǐ jiù diào zhuǎn tóu me too
[00:36.734] mī bǐ chī xiàn lǎo qú dǎ xiè nǐ bēi jiǔ me too
[00:39.303] ne dù kōng qì hán hǎo fēng qì hán hǎo dà wǎn jī tāng tūn shài luò dù
[00:40.342] nǐ zhòng xiǎng yào niè yě chǐ yóu? fā mèng
[00:43.363] wèi nǐ zuò shēng zuò sǐ zuò jì dōu mǎo shài shí jiān
[00:45.873] shēn hū xī shàng qì wú jiē xià qì
[00:47.951] wǒ yí lù mǎo miē bìng tòng chú zuǒ tiān shēng fà qián hán fā zhǎn cái shì yìng dào lǐ
[00:52.744] hook
[00:53.240] everyone just wanna have fun tīng wǒ jiǎng xiào huà a
[00:57.113] bǎi fēn bǎi gǎn jué hán bó mìng luò lì xiào hā hā
[01:01.174] we dont care about tomorrow fǎn zhèng dì wú dào
[01:05.668] mī zài sǎo xìng jiào wǒ xǐng xià shut the f ck up
[01:09.782] verse 2
[01:10.153] luò shí wàn wén zào yí gè dù jīn kǎi cè suǒ
[01:12.302] zài gē sòng zg shàng mái xīn wén lb
[01:14.325] wǒ xiōng dì xì shd shǒu bì yǒu sān dào gāng
[01:16.736] fān xué fàng xué gòng xiǎng dān chē jiē sòng
[01:19.014] wǒ bī bā shì bī dì tiě bī zì jǐ jī jí dì
[01:21.170] zhòng wèi fā dá zhòng fā jǐn ZGM pān bǐ xīn zuò dòng xiāo fèi de zuò yòng
[01:25.305] wǒ xì pīn duō duō mǎi bù zuì bī zhēn kǎi iPhone
[01:27.801] lick lick luò lì táng lái lai
[01:29.307] yě xìng sè shí keep xì yòu zhì kǎi zhuàng tài
[01:31.294] wǒ gèng jī jí zhǐ yào guān zhòng diǎn gè like
[01:33.517] huà bǐ nǐ zhī wǒ shì gē shǒu wǒ wú jiè yì wèi mái nǎi v
[01:36.138] yī jiā dà xì xué tiào hǎi cǎo wǔ tiào dào shàng chūn wǎn kǎi level
[01:39.109] gǎn dòng zuǒ chéng gè dǎo yǎn zǔ
[01:40.726] gè zǐ mǎi shū bù lǎo pó mǎi yī mào
[01:43.136] wú zhī jǐ shí yòu yào dǎ guài hǎo sì mào xiǎn dǎo
[01:45.011] hook
[01:45.401] everyone just wanna have fun
[01:47.547] tīng wǒ jiǎng xiào huà a
[01:49.806] bǎi fēn bǎi gǎn jué hán bó mìng luò lì xiào hā hā
[01:53.688] we dont care about tomorrow fǎn zhèng dì wú dào
[01:58.180] mī zài sǎo xìng jiào wǒ xǐng xià
[02:00.738] shut the f ck up
[02:02.009] bridge
[02:02.485] kāi xīn dì la baby shǒu jī dì mǎ liú
[02:04.656] xí guàn xìng mǎo miē yāo qiú zuì jǐn yāo hǎo rù kǒu
[02:11.830] kāi xīn dì la baby luò hù zài guǎng zhōu
[02:16.268] xià shì yào zài dāng cūn mín rén shǒu yī dòng lóu
[02:20.205] outro
[02:20.699] mǎi chē mǎi lóu mǎi guān cái wú zhī dìng
[02:26.663] tóu biāo tóu piào tóu tāi zài lái guò
[02:29.493] mǎi chē mǎi lóu mǎi guān cái wú zhī dìng
[02:33.752] tóu biāo tóu piào tóu tāi zài lái guò