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I am a dull and simple lad |
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Cannot tell water from champagne |
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And i have never met the queen |
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And i wish i could have all he has got - |
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I wish i could be like david watts |
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And when i lie on my pillow at night |
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I dream i could fight like david watts |
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And lead the school team to victory |
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Take my exams and pass the lot |
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He is the head boy at the school |
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He is the captain of the team |
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His is so gay and fancy free |
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And i wish i could have all the money he's got |
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I wish i could be like david watts |
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And all the girls in the neighbourhood |
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Try to go out with david watts |
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The try their best but can't succeed |
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For he is of pure and noble creed |
