歌曲 | Christmas Tips |
歌手 | Richard Kind |
专辑 | Co-op (Original Cast Album) |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01.499] | Couple: Hello, Robbie! |
[00:02.791] | Robbie: Hello! |
[00:04.614] | Welcome home, Mr. and Mrs |
[00:06.715] | What is this? I'll tell you, |
[00:08.558] | This is just a package I’ve been holding |
[00:11.176] | It's addressed to Mrs. Goldstein |
[00:13.497] | What a co-op, what a lobby |
[00:15.605] | Every slob is acting snobby |
[00:17.434] | But you take a tip from Robbie |
[00:19.277] | You should tip your doorman |
[00:25.033] | The holidays are merry |
[00:26.601] | All the secrets that I carry |
[00:28.450] | One slip of the lip is scary |
[00:30.285] | 'Cause tomorrow you’re not married |
[00:33.173] | I open the door, give kids high fives |
[00:35.528] | One, two, three |
[00:36.820] | I open the door and I watch your lives |
[00:39.981] | And the things you do |
[00:41.817] | So you better tip me |
[00:43.911] | 'Cause I watch your lives |
[00:46.193] | Take a look at last year's tipping |
[00:48.267] | Many tenants were just skipping |
[00:50.097] | Out of town without no tipping |
[00:51.662] | So my lip I am unzipping |
[00:53.749] | From 8D, golly gee, 20 dollars and some wine |
[00:57.414] | But 6C, lousy, I've a secret, Mrs. Klein |
[01:01.081] | There's a second Mrs. Klein, she is at least 29 |
[01:04.761] | She's 18, I'm being kind |
[01:06.602] | What was going through his brain? |
[01:08.443] | Next time when it's pouring rain |
[01:10.282] | From this fella, no umbrella |
[01:12.093] | Slip and fall, enjoy the sprain |
[01:15.662] | I open the doors, give kids high fives |
[01:18.290] | One, two, three |
[01:19.319] | I open the doors and I watch your lives |
[01:22.483] | Your private lives |
[01:24.315] | And I keep a journal |
[01:27.183] | All I ever wanted was to be in the majors |
[01:31.630] | Maybe play for the Yankees, or be wealthy in general |
[01:36.092] | But then my father, he got sick, and he’s doing better now |
[01:40.760] | I should call him, it’s been weeks, but he's not good on the phone |
[01:46.526] | Mr. Adams, Mrs. Eve |
[01:48.641] | This is your gift, I do believe? |
[01:50.739] | A tree planted in Tel Aviv? |
[01:53.073] | For your marriage, I now grieve |
[01:55.175] | You see only him and me know |
[01:57.012] | Back when you were getting chemo |
[01:59.097] | That nurse who was Filipino |
[02:00.941] | Got knocked up with a bambino |
[02:02.776] | And he shipped them off to Reno |
[02:04.620] | And you should have tipped me better |
[02:06.197] | At least 100 and a sweater |
[02:08.022] | Make it cashmere, there’s a letter |
[02:10.117] | From the nurse that would upset her |
[02:13.531] | I open the door, give kids high fives |
[02:15.895] | One, two, three |
[02:17.202] | I open the door and I watch your lives |
[02:19.803] | Your private lives |
[02:22.588] | Co-op, cooperate with me! With! Me! |
[00:01.499] | Couple: Hello, Robbie! |
[00:02.791] | Robbie: Hello! |
[00:04.614] | Welcome home, Mr. and Mrs |
[00:06.715] | What is this? I' ll tell you, |
[00:08.558] | This is just a package I' ve been holding |
[00:11.176] | It' s addressed to Mrs. Goldstein |
[00:13.497] | What a coop, what a lobby |
[00:15.605] | Every slob is acting snobby |
[00:17.434] | But you take a tip from Robbie |
[00:19.277] | You should tip your doorman |
[00:25.033] | The holidays are merry |
[00:26.601] | All the secrets that I carry |
[00:28.450] | One slip of the lip is scary |
[00:30.285] | ' Cause tomorrow you' re not married |
[00:33.173] | I open the door, give kids high fives |
[00:35.528] | One, two, three |
[00:36.820] | I open the door and I watch your lives |
[00:39.981] | And the things you do |
[00:41.817] | So you better tip me |
[00:43.911] | ' Cause I watch your lives |
[00:46.193] | Take a look at last year' s tipping |
[00:48.267] | Many tenants were just skipping |
[00:50.097] | Out of town without no tipping |
[00:51.662] | So my lip I am unzipping |
[00:53.749] | From 8D, golly gee, 20 dollars and some wine |
[00:57.414] | But 6C, lousy, I' ve a secret, Mrs. Klein |
[01:01.081] | There' s a second Mrs. Klein, she is at least 29 |
[01:04.761] | She' s 18, I' m being kind |
[01:06.602] | What was going through his brain? |
[01:08.443] | Next time when it' s pouring rain |
[01:10.282] | From this fella, no umbrella |
[01:12.093] | Slip and fall, enjoy the sprain |
[01:15.662] | I open the doors, give kids high fives |
[01:18.290] | One, two, three |
[01:19.319] | I open the doors and I watch your lives |
[01:22.483] | Your private lives |
[01:24.315] | And I keep a journal |
[01:27.183] | All I ever wanted was to be in the majors |
[01:31.630] | Maybe play for the Yankees, or be wealthy in general |
[01:36.092] | But then my father, he got sick, and he' s doing better now |
[01:40.760] | I should call him, it' s been weeks, but he' s not good on the phone |
[01:46.526] | Mr. Adams, Mrs. Eve |
[01:48.641] | This is your gift, I do believe? |
[01:50.739] | A tree planted in Tel Aviv? |
[01:53.073] | For your marriage, I now grieve |
[01:55.175] | You see only him and me know |
[01:57.012] | Back when you were getting chemo |
[01:59.097] | That nurse who was Filipino |
[02:00.941] | Got knocked up with a bambino |
[02:02.776] | And he shipped them off to Reno |
[02:04.620] | And you should have tipped me better |
[02:06.197] | At least 100 and a sweater |
[02:08.022] | Make it cashmere, there' s a letter |
[02:10.117] | From the nurse that would upset her |
[02:13.531] | I open the door, give kids high fives |
[02:15.895] | One, two, three |
[02:17.202] | I open the door and I watch your lives |
[02:19.803] | Your private lives |
[02:22.588] | Coop, cooperate with me! With! Me! |
[00:01.499] | Couple: Hello, Robbie! |
[00:02.791] | Robbie: Hello! |
[00:04.614] | Welcome home, Mr. and Mrs |
[00:06.715] | What is this? I' ll tell you, |
[00:08.558] | This is just a package I' ve been holding |
[00:11.176] | It' s addressed to Mrs. Goldstein |
[00:13.497] | What a coop, what a lobby |
[00:15.605] | Every slob is acting snobby |
[00:17.434] | But you take a tip from Robbie |
[00:19.277] | You should tip your doorman |
[00:25.033] | The holidays are merry |
[00:26.601] | All the secrets that I carry |
[00:28.450] | One slip of the lip is scary |
[00:30.285] | ' Cause tomorrow you' re not married |
[00:33.173] | I open the door, give kids high fives |
[00:35.528] | One, two, three |
[00:36.820] | I open the door and I watch your lives |
[00:39.981] | And the things you do |
[00:41.817] | So you better tip me |
[00:43.911] | ' Cause I watch your lives |
[00:46.193] | Take a look at last year' s tipping |
[00:48.267] | Many tenants were just skipping |
[00:50.097] | Out of town without no tipping |
[00:51.662] | So my lip I am unzipping |
[00:53.749] | From 8D, golly gee, 20 dollars and some wine |
[00:57.414] | But 6C, lousy, I' ve a secret, Mrs. Klein |
[01:01.081] | There' s a second Mrs. Klein, she is at least 29 |
[01:04.761] | She' s 18, I' m being kind |
[01:06.602] | What was going through his brain? |
[01:08.443] | Next time when it' s pouring rain |
[01:10.282] | From this fella, no umbrella |
[01:12.093] | Slip and fall, enjoy the sprain |
[01:15.662] | I open the doors, give kids high fives |
[01:18.290] | One, two, three |
[01:19.319] | I open the doors and I watch your lives |
[01:22.483] | Your private lives |
[01:24.315] | And I keep a journal |
[01:27.183] | All I ever wanted was to be in the majors |
[01:31.630] | Maybe play for the Yankees, or be wealthy in general |
[01:36.092] | But then my father, he got sick, and he' s doing better now |
[01:40.760] | I should call him, it' s been weeks, but he' s not good on the phone |
[01:46.526] | Mr. Adams, Mrs. Eve |
[01:48.641] | This is your gift, I do believe? |
[01:50.739] | A tree planted in Tel Aviv? |
[01:53.073] | For your marriage, I now grieve |
[01:55.175] | You see only him and me know |
[01:57.012] | Back when you were getting chemo |
[01:59.097] | That nurse who was Filipino |
[02:00.941] | Got knocked up with a bambino |
[02:02.776] | And he shipped them off to Reno |
[02:04.620] | And you should have tipped me better |
[02:06.197] | At least 100 and a sweater |
[02:08.022] | Make it cashmere, there' s a letter |
[02:10.117] | From the nurse that would upset her |
[02:13.531] | I open the door, give kids high fives |
[02:15.895] | One, two, three |
[02:17.202] | I open the door and I watch your lives |
[02:19.803] | Your private lives |
[02:22.588] | Coop, cooperate with me! With! Me! |