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Cheap is small and not too steep |
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But best of all cheap is cheap |
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Circumstance has forced my hand |
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To be a cut price person in a low budget land |
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Times are hard but we'll all survive |
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I just got to learn to economize |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I'm not cheap, you understand |
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I'm just a cut price person in a low budget land |
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Excuse my shoes they don't quite fit |
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They're a special offer and they hurt me a bit |
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Even my trousers are giving me pain |
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They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn't complain |
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They squeeze me so tight so I can't take no more |
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They're size 28 but I take 34 |
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I'm on a low budget |
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What did you say |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I thought you said that |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I'm a cut price person in a low budget land |
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I'm shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores |
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I'm dropping my standards so that I can buy more |
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(Quality costs, but quality wastes, |
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So I'm giving up all of my expensive tastes. |
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Caviar and champagne are definite no's, |
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I'm acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ) |
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Low budget sure keeps me on my toes |
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I count every penny and I watch where it goes |
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We're all on our uppers we're all going skint |
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I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints |
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I'm on a low budget |
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What did you say |
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Yea I'm on a low budget |
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I thought you said that |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I'm a cut price person in a low budget land |
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I'm on a low budget |
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Low budget |
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Low budget |
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Art takes time, time is money |
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Money's scarce and that ain't funny |
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Millionaires are things of the past |
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We're in a low budget film where nothing can last |
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Money's rare there's none to be found |
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So don't think I'm tight if I don't buy a round |
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I'm on a low budget |
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What did you say |
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Yes I'm on a low budget |
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I thought you said that |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I'm a cut price person in a low budget land |
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I'm on a low budget |
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Say it again |
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Low budget |
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One more time |
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Low budget |
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(I look like a tramp, but don't write me off, |
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I'll have you all know, I was once a toff |
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At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own, |
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But everything else is on permanent loan. |
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Now I'm a cut price person in a low budget land. |
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I'm on a low budget |
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I'll have you all know |
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We're on a low budget |
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I'm on a low budget) |
