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Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls |
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She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls |
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Well I didn't think twice about him- |
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I just figured him for gay |
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I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away |
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I told her |
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I don't give a damn |
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Bon Jovi's finally here |
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I'm not about to miss the |
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Laker game to see that long haired queer |
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But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak |
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That was my first mistake- she didn't come back for a week |
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He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin' get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool |
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Well that silly little freak, |
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I'd like to give him a beatin' |
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Left me standin' here like a fool |
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She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs |
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More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' |
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Bauhaus stickers with legs "Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" |
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I said, "Ask me if I care, All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then |
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I hit him with my chair |
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So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know |
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Stay clear of |
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L.A. Guns & |
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Roses, take her to a |
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Vandals show |
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Our suicidal bros will bum her out 'till she just can't hang |
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And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs |
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I feel like yankin' out his curls for hangin' out with girls |
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Left me standin' here like a fool |
