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Verse: |
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Rule no 1 - don't be too difficult, |
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Be generic and praise the current fashion |
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Rule no 2 - don't bite the hand that feeds you, |
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Follow the formula and be a star |
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Rule no 3 - don't be yourself, |
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Cause being ordinary's such a drag |
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Rule no 4 - speak for the poor, |
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Mention world peace and it'll earn you some more! |
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Pre Chorus: |
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We'll make you famous! |
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We'll make you rich! |
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And when you're out of date, |
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We'll leave you in the ditch! |
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Chorus: |
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How can people be so ignorant and fall for this crap? |
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No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say |
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15 minutes of fame and then eternal shame |
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No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say |
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No substance and nothing to say, |
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Nothing to say! |
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Rule no 5 - be the whore, |
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Lead MTV cribs through your front door |
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Show all your shit, and brag a bit |
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It helps your friends with a Diddy 'n Pitt |
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Rule no 6 - A chick will do the trick, |
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show some fake titties and bling while you're at it |
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Rule no 7 - keep the receipts, |
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You made your mill now |
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it's gone it's time to hit the streets! |
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Pre Chorus: |
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We'll make you famous! |
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We'll make you rich! |
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And when you're out of date, |
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We'll leave you in the ditch! |
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Chorus: |
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How can people be so ignorant, and fall for this crap? |
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No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say |
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15 minutes of fame and then eternal shame, |
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No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say |
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No substance and nothing to say, |
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Nothing to say! |
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Some kind of bridge... : |
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Sell your soul... |
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Sell your soul... |
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Sell your soul... |
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Sell your soul! |
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Verse: |
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Now you're looking back at your golden years, |
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And you've forgotten the taste of imported beer, |
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Nobody recognizes you anymore, |
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And the irony is that you're fucking poor! |
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You never cared about itegrity, |
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You adopted a boring identity, |
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The downward spiral was deeper than you imagined, |
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Welcome to the world of macaroni and cheese! |
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Pre Chorus: |
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We'll make you famous! |
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We'll make you rich! |
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And when you're out of date, |
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We'll leave you in the ditch! |
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Chorus: |
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How can people be so ignorant, and fall for this crap? |
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No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say |
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15 minutes of fame and then eternal shame, |
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No substance and nothing to say, no nothing to say |
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No substance and nothing to say, |
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Nothing to say! |