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Roll up! Roll up! Roll down your windows, |
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'cause guess what's coming; A hairy toe. Looking for your anus. |
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All the people that you meet, here on Alabaster Street, |
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They wank you with their feet! |
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Sole-ful, corny and discreet, here on Alabaster Street, |
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They wank you with their feet! |
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Ooh! |
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They'll perform it with or without sweat socks, |
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The extra bonus is the lint on your cocks! |
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Anal toeing with the elite, here on Alabaster Street, |
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Your satisfaction: complete! |
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"Aw! Get some instep around it, love! |
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Come on, put a little elbow-grease in that foot! |
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Make it like the million-man march! |
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Ooh, nice rigid corns. |
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Aw, ooh, saucy!" |