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Get them fingerprints off of this glass |
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Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebody's ass |
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Excuse me miss |
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I gotta get under your feet |
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Oh, one day honey when I ain't got this broom |
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I'll get you in a room in between some filthy sheets |
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'Cause I'm a bad worker |
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My father would be ashamed |
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I'm a bad, bad worker |
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I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage |
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Drag my vacuum in the office of a courtroom star |
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Crossing the street, I didn't wipe, I was tracking tar |
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All I need is another warnin' slip, oh no |
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Well I drank a cup of coffee and I read a magazine |
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Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen |
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'Cause I'm a bad worker |
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My father would be ashamed |
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I'm a bad, bad worker |
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I'll give you minimum effort for a minimum wage |
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An eye for an eye |
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A tooth for a tooth |
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Vote for me |
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And I'll set everybody |
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Maybe lay everybody off |
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Get them fingerprints off of my neck |
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Sure you haven't cleaned in the office yet |
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Finish that cigarette on your own sweet time |
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Worked so hard I ain't got a pocket full of dime, quarter or a penny |
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'Cause I'm a bad worker |
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My father would be ashamed |
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I'm a bad, bad worker |
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Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage |
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Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage |