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You must try to lead a good life |
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You must do unto others as you would have them do |
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So that when you die you'll find golden boy peanuts waiting in the |
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Afterlife for you |
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There are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell |
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So you can't buy golden boy peanuts |
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There are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell |
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So you can't buy golden boy peanuts |
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If thine enemy oppresseth you |
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You must let him oppress you some more |
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So that when you go shopping in paradise |
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You'll find those magnificent peanuts from singapore |
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With the drawing of the young chinese farmer |
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The eastern sun behind him smiling at you from the shelves |
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If we want to spend eternity in happiness |
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Well we're gonna have watch ourselves |
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You must give to the march of dimes |
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You must be on guard against wickedness at all times |
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And you'll find that your efforts have brought you great joy |
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When your spirit is munching on that golden boy |
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There are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell |
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So you can't buy golden boy peanuts there |
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But the streets of heaven are lined with shelves |
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And there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere |
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There are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell |
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So you can't buy golden boy peanuts |
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There are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell |
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So you can't buy golden boy peanuts... GO! |
