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Please allow me to introduce myself |
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I'm a man of wealth and taste |
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I've been around for a long, long year |
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Stole many a man's soul and faith |
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And I was 'round when Jesus Christ |
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Had his moment of doubt and pain |
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Made damn sure that Pilate |
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Washed his hands and sealed his fate |
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Pleased to meet you |
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Hope you guess my name |
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'cause what's puzzling you |
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Is the nature of my game |
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I stuck around St. Petersburg |
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When I saw it was a time for a change |
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Killed the czar and his ministers |
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Anastasia screamed in vain |
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I rode a tank |
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Held a general's rank |
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When the blitzkrieg raged |
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And the bodies stank |
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Pleased to meet you |
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Hope you guess my name |
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Ah, what's puzzling you |
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Is the nature of my game |
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I watched with glee |
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While your kings and queens |
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Fought for ten decades |
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For the gods they made |
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I shouted out, |
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"Who killed the Kennedys?" |
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When after all |
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It was you and me |
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Let me please introduce myself |
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I'm a man of wealth and taste |
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And I laid traps for troubadours |
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Who get killed before they reached Bombay |
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Pleased to meet you |
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Hope you guessed my name |
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'cause what's puzzling you |
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Is the nature of my game |
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Pleased to meet you |
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Hope you guessed my name |
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'cause what's confusing you |
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Is just the nature of my game |
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Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you |
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Guess my name, guess my name |
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Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you |
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Guess my name, guess my name |
