| 歌曲 | Desert Island Disc |
| 歌手 | The Tear Garden |
| 专辑 | Crystal Mass |
| 作曲 : De Kleer, Ka-Spel, Key, Knight ... | |
| Can you recall that little boy with blood-red hair | |
| He'd kick your chair, he'd twist your arm, he didn't care | |
| Did you ever wonder what became of Billy-Boy? | |
| Wonderboy, the teacher's pet | |
| Come in Billy, take a seat | |
| Let's hear about the fun you had | |
| This is your life | |
| This is your life | |
| Shake Billy's hand, kiss Billy's wife | |
| This is your life | |
| Remember George, who took it all against the wall? | |
| As George the Frisbee, George the Ball? | |
| He'd whistle as he'd fly | |
| And you'd stand by and cheer the guys on | |
| How's your karma? | |
| Did you ever wonder what became of Rubber George? | |
| This is your life | |
| This is your life | |
| Shake Georgie's hand, but watch his knife | |
| This is your life | |
| Remember Joan, you met her on the phone | |
| That night alone you felt frustrated | |
| Joan, the she-wolf in the shower | |
| Always in the shower | |
| Did you ever wonder what became of Joan the Moan? | |
| This is your life | |
| This is your life | |
| Shake Joanie's gland, kiss her wife | |
| This is your life | |
| And it's over |
| zuò qǔ : De Kleer, KaSpel, Key, Knight ... | |
| Can you recall that little boy with bloodred hair | |
| He' d kick your chair, he' d twist your arm, he didn' t care | |
| Did you ever wonder what became of BillyBoy? | |
| Wonderboy, the teacher' s pet | |
| Come in Billy, take a seat | |
| Let' s hear about the fun you had | |
| This is your life | |
| This is your life | |
| Shake Billy' s hand, kiss Billy' s wife | |
| This is your life | |
| Remember George, who took it all against the wall? | |
| As George the Frisbee, George the Ball? | |
| He' d whistle as he' d fly | |
| And you' d stand by and cheer the guys on | |
| How' s your karma? | |
| Did you ever wonder what became of Rubber George? | |
| This is your life | |
| This is your life | |
| Shake Georgie' s hand, but watch his knife | |
| This is your life | |
| Remember Joan, you met her on the phone | |
| That night alone you felt frustrated | |
| Joan, the shewolf in the shower | |
| Always in the shower | |
| Did you ever wonder what became of Joan the Moan? | |
| This is your life | |
| This is your life | |
| Shake Joanie' s gland, kiss her wife | |
| This is your life | |
| And it' s over |