| 歌曲 | Her Majesty's Trusted Food Taster |
| 歌手 | The Tear Garden |
| 专辑 | Crystal Mass |
| 作曲 : De Kleer, Ka-Spel, Key, Knight ... | |
| This one's frivolous, it's laughing | |
| Laughing loudly on my tongue | |
| I think but sadly | |
| Sadly it's me who gets the crumbs | |
| I shall nibble with respect, ma'am | |
| I shall pass on all the rest, ma'am | |
| Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma'am | |
| Crawl up to you on my knees | |
| I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest | |
| A lovely service, but confess | |
| Now did you cheat while playing chess? | |
| Rattling sabers on your breast, ma'am | |
| This job's okay, but has no prospects, ma'am | |
| I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest |
| zuò qǔ : De Kleer, KaSpel, Key, Knight ... | |
| This one' s frivolous, it' s laughing | |
| Laughing loudly on my tongue | |
| I think but sadly | |
| Sadly it' s me who gets the crumbs | |
| I shall nibble with respect, ma' am | |
| I shall pass on all the rest, ma' am | |
| Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma' am | |
| Crawl up to you on my knees | |
| I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest | |
| A lovely service, but confess | |
| Now did you cheat while playing chess? | |
| Rattling sabers on your breast, ma' am | |
| This job' s okay, but has no prospects, ma' am | |
| I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest |