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Guys, Michael Bolton is here. |
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Oh great, send him in. |
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Hey guys |
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Hey thanks for coming. |
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sorry I'm late. |
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I just got caught up watching the |
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Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. |
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Have you seen those things? |
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Oh yeah, those are great. |
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Well I listened to your track and I loved it |
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and I wrote you |
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this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig. |
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Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down? |
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Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it) |
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Here we go |
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Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton |
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(Michael: YEAH) |
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(The night starts now) |
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Together on track, The boys are back |
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(The night starts now) |
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The night starts now, baby, roll with us |
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Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up |
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(Michael: Rollin'up!) |
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Club front doors ain't no holdin' up |
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Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck |
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(Michael: Come on!) |
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It's The Lonely Island |
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Welcome to the set |
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Some fellas lookin' jealous |
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Play that back and get wet |
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(Michael: YEAH YEAH) |
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Gun at my waist, shank in my sock |
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You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot |
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This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow |
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Pirate so brave on the seven seas |
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(Andy: What?) |
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A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga |
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Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze |
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Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club |
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Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love |
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(Michael: Keira Knightley!) |
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Motherfuckin' iceman, I'm the top gunna |
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Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna |
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(Michael: Jack Sparrow!) |
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Watch your girl |
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because I ain't your mister nice guy |
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More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy |
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All dressed up with nowhere to run |
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I know I make you feel crazy when I--- |
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(Michael: Now back to the good part!!!) |
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The day he was born, |
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he yearned for adventure |
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(Andy: NO!) |
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Ol' Captain Jack, givin' them what for |
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(Jorma: Yeah) |
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He's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga |
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But in Davy Jones locker, what lies in store? |
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(Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie) |
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Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah |
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Captain Jack (Andy: What?) |
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Johnny Depp (Andy: No) |
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Saying count we stacks c'mon |
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Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope) |
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Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong) |
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Michael Bolton |
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we're really gonna need you to focus up |
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Roger that let me try it with another film |
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(Andy: Wait) |
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Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump |
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(Andy: Not better) |
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Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed |
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I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON) |
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Okay, then I'm a legal aid |
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Erin Brockovich is my name |
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(Akiva: Oh god) |
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Then you can call me Scarface |
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Snortin' mountains of cocaine |
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(Andy: Close enough) |
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You cockroaches wanna play rough? |
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Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA! |
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This is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!) |
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Cubano flame, with Miami nuts |
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Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted |
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This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked! |
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(Just waiting to get fucked!) |
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(Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile) |
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You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay) |
