| 歌曲 | Jack Sparrow |
| 歌手 | The Lonely Island |
| 歌手 | Michael Bolton |
| 专辑 | Turtleneck & Chain |
| [0-1:59.980] | Guys, Michael Bolton is here. |
| [00:01.530] | Oh great, send him in. |
| [00:02.680] | Hey guys |
| [00:03.680] | Hey thanks for coming. |
| [00:04.990] | sorry I'm late. |
| [00:05.800] | I just got caught up watching the |
| [00:06.860] | Pirates of the Caribbean marathon. |
| [00:07.670] | |
| [00:08.590] | Have you seen those things? |
| [00:09.830] | Oh yeah, those are great. |
| [00:11.900] | Well I listened to your track and I loved it |
| [00:13.890] | and I wrote you |
| [00:14.710] | this big, sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig. |
| [00:17.320] | Oh wow, that's great. You wanna just lay it down? |
| [00:19.490] | Boys lets get to it (to it to it to it) |
| [00:22.370] | |
| [00:25.020] | Here we go |
| [00:25.880] | Uh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton |
| [00:28.940] | (Michael: YEAH) |
| [00:29.310] | (The night starts now) |
| [00:31.090] | Together on track, The boys are back |
| [00:34.340] | (The night starts now) |
| [00:35.840] | The night starts now, baby, roll with us |
| [00:37.650] | Chickies snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up |
| [00:40.080] | (Michael: Rollin'up!) |
| [00:40.450] | Club front doors ain't no holdin' up |
| [00:42.520] | Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck |
| [00:45.010] | (Michael: Come on!) |
| [00:45.510] | It's The Lonely Island |
| [00:46.390] | Welcome to the set |
| [00:47.570] | Some fellas lookin' jealous |
| [00:48.750] | Play that back and get wet |
| [00:50.130] | (Michael: YEAH YEAH) |
| [00:50.690] | Gun at my waist, shank in my sock |
| [00:52.500] | You either get cut, get stuffed, or get shot |
| [00:55.000] | This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow |
| [01:00.050] | Pirate so brave on the seven seas |
| [01:04.100] | (Andy: What?) |
| [01:05.120] | A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga |
| [01:09.850] | Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze |
| [01:14.910] | Yeah, that was kinda weird but we're back in the club |
| [01:17.280] | Buyin' up the bar so the groupies show us love |
| [01:19.760] | (Michael: Keira Knightley!) |
| [01:20.380] | |
| [01:20.890] | Motherfuckin' iceman, I'm the top gunna |
| [01:22.450] | Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunna |
| [01:24.950] | (Michael: Jack Sparrow!) |
| [01:25.200] | Watch your girl |
| [01:25.760] | because I ain't your mister nice guy |
| [01:27.580] | More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy |
| [01:29.950] | All dressed up with nowhere to run |
| [01:31.320] | |
| [01:31.980] | I know I make you feel crazy when I--- |
| [01:33.730] | (Michael: Now back to the good part!!!) |
| [01:34.970] | The day he was born, |
| [01:36.580] | he yearned for adventure |
| [01:38.760] | (Andy: NO!) |
| [01:39.820] | Ol' Captain Jack, givin' them what for |
| [01:43.810] | (Jorma: Yeah) |
| [01:44.480] | He's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga |
| [01:49.540] | But in Davy Jones locker, what lies in store? |
| [01:53.720] | (Akiva: Yeah, we've seen the movie) |
| [01:54.910] | Put your hands in the air and say hell yeah |
| [01:56.840] | Captain Jack (Andy: What?) |
| [01:57.460] | |
| [01:58.510] | Johnny Depp (Andy: No) |
| [01:59.470] | Saying count we stacks c'mon |
| [02:00.850] | |
| [02:02.160] | Davy Jones (Jorma: Nope) |
| [02:03.480] | Giant squid (Jorma: Wrong) |
| [02:04.660] | Michael Bolton |
| [02:05.040] | we're really gonna need you to focus up |
| [02:06.780] | Roger that let me try it with another film |
| [02:08.970] | (Andy: Wait) |
| [02:09.340] | Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest Gump |
| [02:13.650] | (Andy: Not better) |
| [02:14.150] | Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed |
| [02:16.640] | I give Jenny all my love (Akiva: Come ON) |
| [02:19.040] | Okay, then I'm a legal aid |
| [02:21.640] | Erin Brockovich is my name |
| [02:23.130] | |
| [02:24.170] | (Akiva: Oh god) |
| [02:24.800] | Then you can call me Scarface |
| [02:26.290] | Snortin' mountains of cocaine |
| [02:28.670] | (Andy: Close enough) |
| [02:29.670] | You cockroaches wanna play rough? |
| [02:31.160] | Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA! |
| [02:34.820] | This is the tale of Tony Montana (This is the tale!) |
| [02:38.810] | Cubano flame, with Miami nuts |
| [02:44.220] | Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted |
| [02:48.780] | This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked! |
| [02:53.710] | (Just waiting to get fucked!) |
| [02:55.630] | (Andy: Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile) |
| [02:58.000] | |
| [02:59.010] | You complete me (Andy: Yeah, yeah okay) |
| [00:01.530] | gè wèi, Michael Bolton lái le hǎo de, ràng tā jìn lái |
| [00:02.680] | dà jiā hǎo |
| [00:03.680] | xiè xiè nǐ guò lái |
| [00:04.990] | bào qiàn wǒ chí dào le |
| [00:05.800] | wǒ gāng cái |
| [00:06.860] | zài kàn jiā lè bǐ hǎi dào |
| [00:08.590] | nǐ men kàn guò ma? |
| [00:09.830] | shì de shì de, hěn bù cuò |
| [00:11.900] | wǒ tīng le nǐ men de gē, wǒ hěn xǐ huān |
| [00:13.890] | wǒ bāng nǐ men xiě le shǒu gē |
| [00:14.710] | nǐ men yào fā cái le |
| [00:17.320] | ó, nà shí zài shì tài hǎo le, zán men xiàn zài kāi shǐ ba |
| [00:19.490] | lái ba |
| [00:25.020] | hēi wèi gǒu |
| [00:25.880] | yé, xiǎo gū dǎo hái yǒu Michael Bolton |
| [00:28.940] | MIchael: yé |
| [00:29.310] | yè mù jiàng lín |
| [00:31.090] | jiàn qū kāi lù, gū dǎo huí guī |
| [00:34.340] | hǎo xì kāi shǐ |
| [00:35.840] | yè mù jiàng lín hǎo xì kāi shǐ, běi bí gēn wǒ men yì qǐ yáo bǎi |
| [00:37.650] | wǒ men chū xiàn de dì fāng liàng mèi huí tóu lǜ bǎi fēn zhī bǎi |
| [00:40.080] | Michael: yáo bǎi yáo bǎi |
| [00:40.450] | dà yáo dà bǎi zǒu jìn yè diàn |
| [00:42.520] | tāo chū hēi kǎ zán shà dōu bù pà |
| [00:45.010] | Michael: kàng máng |
| [00:45.510] | gū dǎo xiàn shēn |
| [00:46.390] | yōu yǎ shàng wèi |
| [00:47.570] | bié jí dù gē |
| [00:48.750] | gē jiù shì gè chuán shuō |
| [00:50.130] | Michael: yē yē |
| [00:50.690] | chuān dài zhěng qí, yī biǎo rén cái |
| [00:52.500] | nǐ zuì hǎo gǔn yuǎn diǎn, wǒ qiāng zǐ kě bù rèn rén |
| [00:55.000] | zhè shì jié kè chuán zhǎng de mào xiǎn gù shì |
| [0-1:59.980] | zhè jù gē cí wèi zhì cuò le, yīng gāi zài dì yī jù de wèi zhì |
| [01:00.050] | chí chěng qī dà yáng, yīng yǒng wú suǒ wèi |
| [01:04.100] | Andy: shà? |
| [01:05.120] | zhǎo xún tuō ěr tú jiā de shén mì lǚ tú |
| [01:09.850] | chéng qún wū yā zài hǎi fēng zhōng áo xiáng |
| [01:14.910] | hǎo ba, gāng cái yǒu diǎn luàn rù, dàn wǒ men xiàn zài huí dào yè diàn |
| [01:17.280] | jīn tiān gē lái bāo chǎng, liàng mèi duì wǒ ài ài ài bù wán |
| [01:19.760] | Michael: kǎi lā nài tè lì! |
| [01:20.890] | shā rén bù zhǎ yǎn |
| [01:22.450] | wǒ shì zuì dǐng jí |
| [01:24.950] | Michael: jié kè chuán zhǎng! |
| [01:25.200] | xiǎo xīn diǎn mèi zǐ |
| [01:25.760] | gē kě bú shì nǐ de zhēn mìng tiān zǐ |
| [01:27.580] | wǒ zhǐ shì gè xiǎng dài nǐ huí jiā de yī yè qī cì láng |
| [01:29.950] | nóng zhuāng yàn mǒ, nǐ kě pǎo bù liǎo |
| [01:31.980] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ yě bèi wǒ mí dào dāng wǒ |
| [01:33.730] | Michael: xiàn zài huí dào jīng cǎi piàn duàn!!! |
| [01:34.970] | cóng tā chū shēng de nà yī kè qǐ |
| [01:36.580] | tā jiù xiàng wǎng tàn suǒ shì jiè |
| [01:38.760] | Andy: bié jiè! |
| [01:39.820] | lǎo chuán cháng jié kè lǐng dǎo zhe tā men |
| [01:43.810] | Jorma: gòu le |
| [01:44.480] | tā shì dà hǎi zhōng de liú làng zhě, tuō ěr tú jiā de kāi xīn guǒ |
| [01:49.540] | dàn shēn hǎi yán wáng de cáng bǎo xiāng, dào dǐ cáng le shén me dōng dōng |
| [01:53.720] | Akiva: wǒ men kàn guò zhè piàn, wǒ men zhī dào |
| [01:54.910] | shuāng shǒu gāo jǔ yì qǐ huān hū |
| [01:56.840] | jié kè chuán zhǎng Andy: hā? |
| [01:58.510] | yuē hàn ní dé pǔ Andy: bù! |
| [01:59.470] | jīn tiān gē mǎi dān |
| [02:02.160] | dài wéi qióng sī Jorma: yǎ miè dié! |
| [02:03.480] | dà hǎi guài Jorma: gòu gòu de! |
| [02:04.660] | Michael Bolton |
| [02:05.040] | nǐ gěi wǒ rèn zhēn diǎn |
| [02:06.780] | xiǎo de le, wǒ shì shì qí tā diàn yǐng |
| [02:08.970] | Andy: shà! děng děng! |
| [02:09.340] | rén shēng jiù xiàng shì yī hé qiǎo kè lì, wǒ míng jiào ā gān |
| [02:13.650] | Andy: gēn běn méi chà |
| [02:14.150] | suī rán wǒ shǎ le bā jī de |
| [02:16.640] | dàn wǒ gěi le zhēn nī suǒ yǒu de ài |
| [02:19.040] | wǒ yǒu biàn shēn chéng lǜ shī zhù lǐ |
| [02:21.640] | wǒ míng jiào zhū lì yà luó bó cí |
| [02:24.170] | Akiva: shén a jiù wǒ |
| [02:24.800] | nǐ yě kě yǐ jiào wǒ bā miàn shà xīng |
| [02:26.290] | kè yào jiù shì hāi |
| [02:28.670] | Andy: nǐ jiù shì kē hāi le ba |
| [02:29.670] | nǐ men zhè bān hún qíu xiǎng wán zhēn de ma? |
| [02:31.160] | hǎo ba, wǒ qiāng yǐ shàng táng! hā hā hā hā |
| [02:34.820] | zhè jiù shì bā miàn shà xīng de mào xiǎn gù shì |
| [02:38.810] | gǔ bā de rè qíng hé mài ā mì de kuáng rè |
| [02:44.220] | lǎo pó shì dú pǐn zhuān jiā, dàn tā de xiǎo mèi mei yǒu dú |
| [02:48.780] | zhěng gè chéng shì dōu shì yī gǔ niáng qì, jiù děng zhe bèi cǎo fān tiān ba |
| [02:53.710] | jiù děng zhe bèi cǎo fān tiān ba |
| [02:55.630] | Andy: yuán lái Michael Bolton shì gè diàn yǐng mí |
| [02:59.010] | nǐ ràng wǒ wán zhěng Andy: hǎo ba hǎo ba, hē hē hē hē |