Threw It On The Ground

Threw It On The Ground 歌词

歌曲 Threw It On The Ground
歌手 The Lonely Island
专辑 Turtleneck & Chain
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[00:05.07] I was walkin' through the city streets
[00:06.24] And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
[00:11.69] Run faster. Jump higher
[00:14.13] Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me
[00:17.85] I threw it on the ground!
[00:21.54] You must think I'm a joke!
[00:25.06] I ain't gonna be part of your system!
[00:29.60] Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins!
[00:34.16] I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says
[00:38.23] "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
[00:41.60] I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case?"
[00:46.85] I took it' and threw it on the ground!
[00:51.54] I don't need your handouts!
[00:54.54] I'm an adult!
[00:58.35] Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man!
[01:01.17] At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"
[01:05.60] She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad
[01:11.92] Man' this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone!
[01:17.40] I threw it on the ground!
[01:22.32] What you think I'm stupid?
[01:24.18] I'm not a part of your system!
[01:29.32] My dad's not a phone! Duh!
[01:34.48] Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
[01:36.73] What you want me to do with this' eat it?
[01:40.35] Happy birthday to the ground!
[01:43.67] I threw the rest of the cake too!
[01:45.98] Welcome to the real world' jackass!
[01:48.55] So many things to throw on the ground
[01:51.67] Like this' and this' and that. And even this
[01:55.23] I'm an adult!
[01:59.06] Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph
[02:03.07] Ground!
[02:05.89] Nobody wants your autograph! Phonies!
[02:10.61] Then the two phonies got up
[02:14.35] Turned out they had a taser
[02:15.92] And they tased me in the butt-hole
[02:19.23] I fell to the ground. The phonies didn't let up
[02:24.42] Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over
[02:26.85] I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire
[02:31.18] The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system!
[02:34.62] Man!
[00:05.07] 那天我走在路上
[00:06.24] 一个男的走过来,递给我一杯新出的能量饮料
[00:11.69] “喝了之后跑得更快,跳得更高哦”
[00:14.13] 老兄,我才会让你毒死我呢
[00:17.85] 我狠狠的把它摔到地上!
[00:21.54] 你一定觉得我很好耍是不!
[00:25.06] 我才不会上你的当呢!
[00:29.60] 你省省吧!白痴才会喝你的垃圾!
[00:34.16] 我走到那个我最喜欢的热狗站,那仁兄说:
[00:38.23] “你是老主顾了,来,今天免费送你一个”
[00:41.60] 我说:“大哥,你觉得我看起来像啥?低保户?”
[00:46.85] 我拿过那热狗,然后摔它个落地开花!
[00:51.54] 我才不要你的施舍!
[00:54.54] 我过18岁了!
[00:58.35] 省省吧!你以为一个热狗就能收买我吗?开玩笑!
[01:01.17] 我和我那不靠谱的女友一起走在菜市里
[01:05.60] 她把她手机递给我,说“这是你爸(你爸打来的)”
[01:11.92] 大姐,这怎么可能是我爸!这就是个手机!
[01:17.40] 我摔它个荣华富贵!
[01:22.32] 咋了?你以为我脑残吗?
[01:24.18] 我才不会任你摆布!
[01:29.32] 我爸才不是手机!妹的!
[01:34.48] 有时候某些小屁孩会在生日派对上给我蛋糕
[01:36.73] 你想让我干啥?吃了它吗?
[01:40.35] 生日到地上快乐去吧!
[01:43.67] 我把剩下的蛋糕也摔个稀巴烂!
[01:45.98] 欢迎来到残酷的社会,弱智仔!
[01:48.55] 有太多的东西需要摔它个粉碎了
[01:51.67] 像这个,这个,还有这个
[01:55.23] 大爷我是成年人了!
[01:59.06] 两个冒充好莱坞明星的骗子(伊利亚·伍德和瑞恩·高斯林)想要给我亲笔签名
[02:03.07] 丫的签地上吧!
[02:05.89] 谁要你的烂签名啊!骗子!
[02:10.61] 接着那俩骗子站起来了
[02:14.35] 从背后掏出他们的电击枪
[02:15.92] 然后他们电我菊花
[02:19.23] 我摔倒在地,但他们仍不肯放过我
[02:24.42] 电的我的菊花外焦里嫩
[02:26.85] 我不断惨叫挣扎,我的菊花已经火光四起
[02:31.18] 这个故事教育我们:你可不能尽信这个社会啊!
[02:34.62] 听到了没!
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