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I was walkin' through the city streets |
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And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink |
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Run faster. Jump higher |
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Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me |
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I threw it on the ground! |
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You must think I'm a joke! |
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I ain't gonna be part of your system! |
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Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins! |
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I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says |
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"You come here all the time! Here's one for free." |
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I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case?" |
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I took it' and threw it on the ground! |
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I don't need your handouts! |
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I'm an adult! |
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Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man! |
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At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend" |
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She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad |
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Man' this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone! |
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I threw it on the ground! |
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What you think I'm stupid? |
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I'm not a part of your system! |
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My dad's not a phone! Duh! |
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Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party |
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What you want me to do with this' eat it? |
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Happy birthday to the ground! |
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I threw the rest of the cake too! |
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Welcome to the real world' jackass! |
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So many things to throw on the ground |
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Like this' and this' and that. And even this |
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I'm an adult! |
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Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph |
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Ground! |
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Nobody wants your autograph! Phonies! |
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Then the two phonies got up |
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Turned out they had a taser |
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And they tased me in the butt-hole |
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I fell to the ground. The phonies didn't let up |
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Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over |
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I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire |
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The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system! |
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Man! |