Threw It On The Ground

歌曲 Threw It On The Ground
歌手 The Lonely Island
专辑 Turtleneck & Chain

歌词

[00:05.07] I was walkin' through the city streets
[00:06.24] And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
[00:11.69] Run faster. Jump higher
[00:14.13] Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me
[00:17.85] I threw it on the ground!
[00:21.54] You must think I'm a joke!
[00:25.06] I ain't gonna be part of your system!
[00:29.60] Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins!
[00:34.16] I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says
[00:38.23] "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
[00:41.60] I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case?"
[00:46.85] I took it' and threw it on the ground!
[00:51.54] I don't need your handouts!
[00:54.54] I'm an adult!
[00:58.35] Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man!
[01:01.17] At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"
[01:05.60] She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad
[01:11.92] Man' this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone!
[01:17.40] I threw it on the ground!
[01:22.32] What you think I'm stupid?
[01:24.18] I'm not a part of your system!
[01:29.32] My dad's not a phone! Duh!
[01:34.48] Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
[01:36.73] What you want me to do with this' eat it?
[01:40.35] Happy birthday to the ground!
[01:43.67] I threw the rest of the cake too!
[01:45.98] Welcome to the real world' jackass!
[01:48.55] So many things to throw on the ground
[01:51.67] Like this' and this' and that. And even this
[01:55.23] I'm an adult!
[01:59.06] Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph
[02:03.07] Ground!
[02:05.89] Nobody wants your autograph! Phonies!
[02:10.61] Then the two phonies got up
[02:14.35] Turned out they had a taser
[02:15.92] And they tased me in the butt-hole
[02:19.23] I fell to the ground. The phonies didn't let up
[02:24.42] Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over
[02:26.85] I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire
[02:31.18] The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system!
[02:34.62] Man!

歌词大意

[00:05.07] nà tiān wǒ zǒu zài lù shàng
[00:06.24] yí gè nán de zǒu guò lái, dì gěi wǒ yī bēi xīn chū de néng liàng yǐn liào
[00:11.69] " hē le zhī hòu pǎo dé gèng kuài, tiào dé gèng gāo ó"
[00:14.13] lǎo xiōng, wǒ cái huì ràng nǐ dú sǐ wǒ ne
[00:17.85] wǒ hěn hěn de bǎ tā shuāi dào dì shàng!
[00:21.54] nǐ yí dìng jué de wǒ hěn hǎo shuǎ shì bù!
[00:25.06] wǒ cái bú huì shàng nǐ dí dàng ne!
[00:29.60] nǐ shěng shěng ba! bái chī cái huì hē nǐ de lā jī!
[00:34.16] wǒ zǒu dào nà gè wǒ zuì xǐ huān de rè gǒu zhàn, nà rén xiōng shuō:
[00:38.23] " nǐ shì lǎo zhǔ gù le, lái, jīn tiān miǎn fèi sòng nǐ yí gè"
[00:41.60] wǒ shuō:" dà gē, nǐ jué de wǒ kàn qǐ lái xiàng shà? dī bǎo hù?"
[00:46.85] wǒ ná guò nà rè gǒu, rán hòu shuāi tā gè luò dì kāi huā!
[00:51.54] wǒ cái bú yào nǐ de shī shě!
[00:54.54] wǒ guò 18 suì le!
[00:58.35] shěng shěng ba! nǐ yǐ wéi yí gè rè gǒu jiù néng shōu mǎi wǒ ma? kāi wán xiào!
[01:01.17] wǒ hé wǒ nà bù kào pǔ de nǚ yǒu yì qǐ zǒu zài cài shì lǐ
[01:05.60] tā bǎ tā shǒu jī dì gěi wǒ, shuō" zhè shì nǐ bà nǐ bà dǎ lái de"
[01:11.92] dà jiě, zhè zěn me kě néng shì wǒ bà! zhè jiù shì gè shǒu jī!
[01:17.40] wǒ shuāi tā gè róng huá fù guì!
[01:22.32] zǎ le? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ nǎo cán ma?
[01:24.18] wǒ cái bú huì rèn nǐ bǎi bù!
[01:29.32] wǒ bà cái bú shì shǒu jī! mèi de!
[01:34.48] yǒu shí hou mǒu xiē xiǎo pì hái huì zài shēng rì pài duì shàng gěi wǒ dàn gāo
[01:36.73] nǐ xiǎng ràng wǒ gàn shà? chī le tā ma?
[01:40.35] shēng rì dào dì shàng kuài lè qù ba!
[01:43.67] wǒ bǎ shèng xià de dàn gāo yě shuāi gè xī bā làn!
[01:45.98] huān yíng lái dào cán kù de shè huì, ruò zhì zǐ!
[01:48.55] yǒu tài duō de dōng xī xū yào shuāi tā gè fěn suì le
[01:51.67] xiàng zhè gè, zhè gè, hái yǒu zhè gè
[01:55.23] dà yé wǒ shì chéng nián rén le!
[01:59.06] liǎng gè mào chōng hǎo lái wù míng xīng de piàn zi yī lì yà wǔ dé hé ruì ēn gāo sī lín xiǎng yào gěi wǒ qīn bǐ qiān míng
[02:03.07] yā de qiān dì shàng ba!
[02:05.89] shuí yào nǐ de làn qiān míng a! piàn zi!
[02:10.61] jiē zhe nà liǎ piàn zi zhàn qǐ lái le
[02:14.35] cóng bèi hòu tāo chū tā men de diàn jī qiāng
[02:15.92] rán hòu tā men diàn wǒ jú huā
[02:19.23] wǒ shuāi dǎo zài dì, dàn tā men réng bù kěn fàng guò wǒ
[02:24.42] diàn de wǒ de jú huā wài jiāo lǐ nèn
[02:26.85] wǒ bù duàn cǎn jiào zhēng zhá, wǒ de jú huā yǐ jīng huǒ guāng sì qǐ
[02:31.18] zhè gè gù shì jiào yù wǒ men: nǐ kě bù néng jǐn xìn zhè gè shè huì a!
[02:34.62] tīng dào le méi!