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[ti:we like sportz] |
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[ar:the lonely island] |
[00:03.00]Jorma:] |
Hello? |
[00:07.21]Kiv:] |
Hi,do you want to go to a party with me? |
[00:09.97]Jorma:] |
No.The game's on. |
[00:11.12]Kiv:] |
Oh,I almost forgot.I'll be right there. |
[00:13.38] |
We like sportz and we don't care who knows |
[00:15.53] |
From shooting hoops,to the Super Bowl |
[00:17.79] |
We like sportz and we don't care who knows |
[00:20.30] |
Football Football Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf. |
[00:22.56] |
The game is starting everyone is here, |
[00:24.97] |
I got my snacks,my friends,and a beer |
[00:27.42] |
Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun |
[00:29.79]Kiv:] |
Right guy number 2? |
[00:31.29]Jorma:] |
Yeah guy number 1. |
[00:32.41] |
E to the S to the P to the N |
[00:34.92] |
Is all I watch cause I'm the man |
[00:36.78] |
If my team loses I'll be mean all night |
[00:39.60] |
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight |
[00:41.77] |
Watching sportz with girls is a pain |
[00:43.93] |
They don't know the rules;there's no time to explain |
[00:46.30] |
Single,double,triple,home-run |
[00:48.31] |
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun |
[00:50.91] |
I like my friend,he's a real guys guy |
[00:53.73] |
He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve |
[00:55.51] |
We like sportz and we don't care who knows |
[00:57.97] |
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome |
[01:00.02] |
We like sportz and we don't care who knows |
[01:02.69] |
Football Football Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf. |
[01:04.95] |
Now when I say "sportz",you say "nutz" |
[01:07.68] |
"Sportz!" |
[01:07.98] |
"Nutz!" |
[01:08.59] |
"Sportz!" |
[01:09.09] |
"Nutz!" |
[01:09.69] |
When I say "cheating",you say "sux" |
[01:12.00] |
"Cheating!" |
[01:12.62] |
"Sux!" |
[01:13.18] |
"Cheating!" |
[01:13.79] |
"Sux!" |
[01:14.36] |
I drink whiskey cause I like the taste |
[01:17.02] |
You think its bitter but I think its great |
[01:19.29] |
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars |
[01:21.30] |
Don't believe me?Smell our cars |
[01:23.80] |
We're real men,and we like sportz |
[01:25.91] |
If you say we're not then we'll see you in court |
[01:28.73]Jorma:] |
I'm team captain and I choose you |
[01:30.89]Kiv:] |
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too |
[01:33.29] |
We steal the ball and we're off to the races |
[01:35.76] |
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like, |
[01:38.39] |
What what what what what what. |
[01:40.16] |
What what what what what what. |
[01:42.57] |
We like sportz and we don't care who knows |
[01:45.02] |
From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show |
[01:46.88] |
We like sportz and we don't care who knows |
[01:49.49] |
Football Football Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf. |
[01:52.04]Kiv:] |
Throw me the baseball. |
[01:53.61]Jorma:] |
Now toss me the pig skin. |
[01:55.91]Kiv:] |
Now feed me the rock. |
[01:58.06]Jorma:] |
Now give me the rock. |