Jizz In My Pants - Album Version (Explicit)

歌曲 Jizz In My Pants - Album Version (Explicit)
歌手 The Lonely Island
专辑 Incredibad

歌词

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:02.87] Lock eyes from across the room
[00:06.34] down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:08.06] take your hand and skip the names
[00:09.86] no need here for the silly games
[00:11.88] make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:13.86] the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
[00:15.76] move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.57] our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:19.61] leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.58] our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.56] a whole night what we've got in store
[00:25.57] whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
[00:27.97] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:29.46] This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.51] I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
[00:33.42] Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I
[00:35.41] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:37.52] don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
[00:39.38] plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
[00:41.24] I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
[00:43.14] Now I'll go home and change
[00:45.37] (JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
[00:47.20] do things alone now mostly
[00:49.08] left me heart broken not lookin' for love
[00:51.06] surprised in my eyes when I looked above
[00:52.99] the check out counter and I saw a face
[00:55.01] My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:56.89] Never felt that I could feel real again
[00:58.92] But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:00.83] She turned to me thats when she said it
[01:02.82] Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" and I
[01:05.00] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:06.78] It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
[01:08.66] But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
[01:10.70] And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
[01:13.26] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:15.01] To be fair you were flirting a lot
[01:16.61] plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.52] please stop acting like you're not impressed
[01:20.50] One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
[01:22.84] Last week - I saw a film
[01:24.60] As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.49] Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.45] Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.89] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:32.55] (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.45] need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.39] A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.35] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:40.45] (ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:43.07] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:44.39] Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
[01:46.26] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:48.30] When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
[01:50.24] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:52.26] I just ate a grape and I
[01:53.69] JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
[01:55.26] JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
[01:57.13] Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
[01:59.04] I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
[02:04.02] AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
[02:08.01] YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
[02:11.98] I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I
[02:15.96] JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
[02:17.93] (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
[02:21.53] yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
[02:23.84] (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
[02:29.70]

拼音

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:02.87] Lock eyes from across the room
[00:06.34] down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:08.06] take your hand and skip the names
[00:09.86] no need here for the silly games
[00:11.88] make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:13.86] the club is the sky and I' m on your cloud
[00:15.76] move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.57] our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:19.61] leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.58] our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.56] a whole night what we' ve got in store
[00:25.57] whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
[00:27.97] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:29.46] This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.51] I won' t apoligise, that' s just absurd
[00:33.42] Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I
[00:35.41] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:37.52] don' t tell your friends or I' ll say your a slut
[00:39.38] plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
[00:41.24] I' m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
[00:43.14] Now I' ll go home and change
[00:45.37] JORMA I need a few things from the grocery
[00:47.20] do things alone now mostly
[00:49.08] left me heart broken not lookin' for love
[00:51.06] surprised in my eyes when I looked above
[00:52.99] the check out counter and I saw a face
[00:55.01] My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:56.89] Never felt that I could feel real again
[00:58.92] But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:00.83] She turned to me thats when she said it
[01:02.82] Looked me dead in the face, asked " Cash or Credit?" and I
[01:05.00] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:06.78] It' s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
[01:08.66] But we' re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
[01:10.70] And now I' m posed in an awkward stance because I
[01:13.26] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:15.01] To be fair you were flirting a lot
[01:16.61] plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.52] please stop acting like you' re not impressed
[01:20.50] One more thing, I' m gonna play by cheque
[01:22.84] Last week I saw a film
[01:24.60] As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.49] Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.45] Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.89] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:32.55] JORMA Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.45] need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.39] A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.35] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:40.45] ANDY The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:43.07] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:44.39] Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
[01:46.26] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:48.30] When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
[01:50.24] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:52.26] I just ate a grape and I
[01:53.69] JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS
[01:55.26] JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS
[01:57.13] Ok seriously you guys can we... ok...
[01:59.04] I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU' RE NEXT TO ME
[02:04.02] AND WHEN WE' RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
[02:08.01] YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
[02:11.98] I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I
[02:15.96] JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS
[02:17.93] I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants
[02:21.53] yes I JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS
[02:23.84] I jizz in my pants AKIVA!, I jizz in my pants
[02:29.70]

歌词大意

[00:02.87] Andy héng kuà fáng jiān, jiāo cuò shì xiàn
[00:06.34] wǒ zài jié zòu hōng míng zhōng fàng xià jiǔ bēi
[00:08.06] lā qǐ nǐ de shǒu, cái bù guǎn nǐ xìng shèn míng shuí
[00:09.86] cǐ kè wú xū yú chǔn de féng chǎng zuò xì
[00:11.88] chuān guò dēng hóng jiǔ lǜ de xuān xiāo
[00:13.86] kuáng huān yǐ chōng pò tiān jì, ér nǐ shì nà tiān biān zuì měi dí yún cǎi
[00:15.76] qīn mì jiē chù, diàn guāng huǒ shí
[00:17.57] zhī tǐ jiāo cuò, tiān shǐ tòng kū
[00:19.61] lí kāi zhè lǐ, qù nǐ de xiǎo tiān dì
[00:21.58] zài jiā mén kǒu bǐ cǐ rè wěn
[00:23.56] chūn xiāo yī kè zhí qiān jīn
[00:25.57] nǐ ěr yǔ dào" xiǎng yào gèng duō", rán hòu wǒ
[00:27.97] shè kù lǐ le
[00:29.46] zhè shì zhī qián méi yǒu guò, nǐ bié yī yán gài zhī
[00:31.51] wǒ cái bù dào qiàn, nà jiǎn zhí shì yú chǔn
[00:33.42] dōu shì nǐ xìng gǎn làng wǔ rě de huò, xiàn zài wǒ
[00:35.41] shè kù lǐ le
[00:37.52] bié gēn nǐ péng yǒu jiǎng, bù rán wǒ jiù xuān yáng nǐ sāo làng jiàn
[00:39.38] dōu shì nǐ luàn mō wǒ qiào tún rě de huò
[00:41.24] wǒ hěn mǐn gǎn, yǒu rén shuō zhè shì yōu diǎn
[00:43.14] xiàn zài wǒ yào huí jiā huàn kù zi le
[00:45.37] Jorma xíng zǒu zài lín láng mǎn mù shāng pǐn zhōng de wǒ màn wú mù dì
[00:47.20] rú jīn wǒ zhǐ xǐ huān dú lái dú wǎng
[00:49.08] wǒ xīn yǐ suì, duì ài wú lèi
[00:51.06] ér dāng wǒ tái tóu què xīn tóu yī chàn
[00:52.99] zài shōu yín tái nà wǒ kàn dào le yī zhāng tiān shǐ de miàn kǒng
[00:55.01] cǐ shí wǒ de xīn hé shí kōng yī tóng níng gù
[00:56.89] cóng lái bù xiāng xìn tiān shǐ zài rén jiān
[00:58.92] ér tā de yǎn shén xiàng shì zài qí qiú wǒ de kào jìn
[01:00.83] rán hòu tā xiàng wǒ, kàn zhe wǒ sǐ huī yì bān de liǎn páng
[01:02.82] shuō" shì xiàn jīn hái shì shuā kǎ?", rán hòu wǒ
[01:05.00] shè kù lǐ le
[01:06.78] zhè hěn zhèng cháng, wǒ cái méi bìng
[01:08.66] dàn wǒ yào qù dì sān pái de jià zi hòu miàn qīng lǐ yī xià
[01:10.70] xiàn zài wǒ de chǔ jìng hěn gān gà, zhǐ yīn wǒ
[01:13.26] shè kù lǐ le
[01:15.01] tǎn bái jiǎng nǐ yī zhí zài tiǎo dòu wǒ
[01:16.61] ér qiě nǐ dǎ bāo de dòng zuò tài liáo rén le
[01:18.52] bié zài zhuāng fēng mài shǎ lái yǎn gài nǐ de mí rén
[01:20.50] hái yǒu yì diǎn, wǒ yào yòng zhī piào xiè xiè
[01:22.84] shàng ge lǐ bài wǒ qù kàn diàn yǐng
[01:24.60] jì yì zhōng yīng gāi shì gè kǒng bù piàn
[01:26.49] xì yǔ zhōng wǒ sī xù wàn qiān
[01:28.45] ná qǐ shǒu jī kàn dào le nǐ de lái diàn, rán hòu wǒ
[01:30.89] shè kù lǐ le
[01:32.55] Jorma hóng dēng shǎn guò, wǒ zài lù shàng fēng chí diàn chè
[01:34.45] yòng sù dù ràng wǒ yuǎn lí fán chén
[01:36.39] gāng hǎo yǒu nà me yī shǒu gē ràng wǒ tū rán xiǎng qǐ nǐ, rán hòu wǒ
[01:38.35] shè kù lǐ le
[01:40.45] Andy dì èr tiān wǒ nào zhōng xiǎng le, rán hòu wǒ
[01:43.07] shè kù lǐ le
[01:44.39] dǎ kāi chuāng hù, wēi fēng bì guò, rán hòu wǒ
[01:46.26] shè kù lǐ le
[01:48.30] dāng bù lǔ sī wēi lì sī zài líng yì dì liù gǎn de zuì hòu sǐ qù shí, wǒ jiù
[01:50.24] shè kù lǐ le
[01:52.26] wǒ chī le kē pú táo, rán hòu wǒ
[01:53.69] shè kù lǐ le
[01:55.26] shè kù lǐ le
[01:57.13] hǎo le, dōu gěi wǒ yán sù diǎn xíng bù
[01:59.04] měi dāng nǐ zài wǒ shēn biān wǒ dōu rěn bú zhù shè yī kù zi
[02:04.02] měi dāng wǒ men lā gè xiǎo shǒu, duì wǒ lái shuō nà jiǎn zhí shì OOXX
[02:08.01] nǐ shuō wǒ xiè de tài zǎo wǒ shuō zhè jiào rù xì tài hǎo
[02:11.98] wǒ shí kè dōu dài zhe tào yǐ fáng wàn yī, zhǐ yīn wǒ
[02:15.96] shè kù lǐ le
[02:17.93] wǒ shè kù lǐ le, wǒ shè kù lǐ le, shì de, wǒ shè kù lǐ le, méi cuò, wǒ shè kù lǐ le
[02:21.53] wǒ jiù shì shè kù lǐ le
[02:23.84] wǒ shè kù lǐ le Akiva wǒ shè kù lǐ le