歌曲 | Like A Boss |
歌手 | The Lonely Island |
专辑 | Incredibad |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
[00:00.51] | Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. |
[00:03.08] | No problem. |
[00:04.01] | So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? |
[00:06.20] | Absolutely, I'm the boss. |
[00:07.99] | Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. |
[00:10.98] | Well the first thing I do is... |
[00:12.93] | Talk to Corporate (Like a boss) |
[00:14.26] | Approve memos (Like a boss) |
[00:15.71] | Lead a workshop (Like a boss) |
[00:17.27] | Remember birthdays (Like a boss) |
[00:18.87] | Direct work flow (Like a boss) |
[00:20.50] | My own bathroom (Like a boss) |
[00:22.00] | Micromanage (Like a boss) |
[00:23.60] | Promote synergy (Like a boss) |
[00:25.19] | Hit on Deborah (Like a boss) |
[00:26.86] | Get rejected (Like a boss) |
[00:28.47] | Swallow sadness (Like a boss) |
[00:30.05] | Send some faxes (Like a boss) |
[00:31.66] | Call a sex line (Like a boss) |
[00:33.18] | Cry deeply (Like a boss) |
[00:34.69] | Demand a refund (Like a boss) |
[00:36.59] | Eat a bagel (Like a boss) |
[00:38.25] | Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss) |
[00:39.69] | No promotion (Like a boss) |
[00:41.42] | Fifth of vodka (Like a boss) |
[00:43.06] | Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) |
[00:44.63] | Buy a gun (Like a boss) |
[00:46.04] | In my mouth (Like a boss) |
[00:47.70] | Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit! |
[00:50.78] | Pussy out (Like a boss) |
[00:52.61] | Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) |
[00:54.22] | Jump out the window (Like a boss) |
[00:55.60] | Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss) |
[00:57.27] | Score some coke (Like a boss) |
[00:58.86] | Crash my car (Like a boss) |
[01:00.37] | Suck my own dick (Like a boss) |
[01:02.16] | Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss) |
[01:03.65] | Chop my balls off (Like a boss) |
[01:05.16] | Black out in the sewer (Like a boss) |
[01:06.90] | Meet a giant fish (Like a boss) |
[01:08.40] | Fuck his brains out (Like a boss) |
[01:09.99] | Turn into a jet (Like a boss) |
[01:11.44] | Bomb the Russians (Like a boss) |
[01:13.23] | Crash into the sun (Like a boss) |
[01:14.80] | Now I'm dead (Like a boss) |
[01:16.45] | ...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then? |
[01:20.52] | No doubt. |
[01:21.81] | You chop your balls off and die? |
[01:23.63] | Hell yeah! |
[01:24.74] | And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick? |
[01:27.53] | Nope. |
[01:29.59] | I'm pretty sure you did. |
[01:31.09] | Nah, that ain't me. |
[01:32.67] | Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. |
[01:35.50] | I'm the boss. |
[01:36.76] | Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. |
[01:38.91] | I'm the boss. |
[01:40.43] | Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
[01:41.16] | I'm the boss. |
[01:42.08] | No, I heard you, see you later! |
[01:44.51] | Like a boss! |
[01:46.43] |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
[00:00.51] | Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. |
[00:03.08] | No problem. |
[00:04.01] | So you' re in charge around here, is that fair to say? |
[00:06.20] | Absolutely, I' m the boss. |
[00:07.99] | Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. |
[00:10.98] | Well the first thing I do is... |
[00:12.93] | Talk to Corporate Like a boss |
[00:14.26] | Approve memos Like a boss |
[00:15.71] | Lead a workshop Like a boss |
[00:17.27] | Remember birthdays Like a boss |
[00:18.87] | Direct work flow Like a boss |
[00:20.50] | My own bathroom Like a boss |
[00:22.00] | Micromanage Like a boss |
[00:23.60] | Promote synergy Like a boss |
[00:25.19] | Hit on Deborah Like a boss |
[00:26.86] | Get rejected Like a boss |
[00:28.47] | Swallow sadness Like a boss |
[00:30.05] | Send some faxes Like a boss |
[00:31.66] | Call a sex line Like a boss |
[00:33.18] | Cry deeply Like a boss |
[00:34.69] | Demand a refund Like a boss |
[00:36.59] | Eat a bagel Like a boss |
[00:38.25] | Harassment lawsuit Like a boss |
[00:39.69] | No promotion Like a boss |
[00:41.42] | Fifth of vodka Like a boss |
[00:43.06] | Shit on Deborah' s desk Like a boss |
[00:44.63] | Buy a gun Like a boss |
[00:46.04] | In my mouth Like a boss |
[00:47.70] | Oh, fuck me, I can' t fucking do it, shit! |
[00:50.78] | Pussy out Like a boss |
[00:52.61] | Puke on Deborah' s desk Like a boss |
[00:54.22] | Jump out the window Like a boss |
[00:55.60] | Suck a dude' s dick Like a boss |
[00:57.27] | Score some coke Like a boss |
[00:58.86] | Crash my car Like a boss |
[01:00.37] | Suck my own dick Like a boss |
[01:02.16] | Eat some chicken strips Like a boss |
[01:03.65] | Chop my balls off Like a boss |
[01:05.16] | Black out in the sewer Like a boss |
[01:06.90] | Meet a giant fish Like a boss |
[01:08.40] | Fuck his brains out Like a boss |
[01:09.99] | Turn into a jet Like a boss |
[01:11.44] | Bomb the Russians Like a boss |
[01:13.23] | Crash into the sun Like a boss |
[01:14.80] | Now I' m dead Like a boss |
[01:16.45] | ... Uhhuh, so that' s an average day for you then? |
[01:20.52] | No doubt. |
[01:21.81] | You chop your balls off and die? |
[01:23.63] | Hell yeah! |
[01:24.74] | And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick? |
[01:27.53] | Nope. |
[01:29.59] | I' m pretty sure you did. |
[01:31.09] | Nah, that ain' t me. |
[01:32.67] | Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. |
[01:35.50] | I' m the boss. |
[01:36.76] | Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. |
[01:38.91] | I' m the boss. |
[01:40.43] | Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
[01:41.16] | I' m the boss. |
[01:42.08] | No, I heard you, see you later! |
[01:44.51] | Like a boss! |
[01:46.43] |
[00:00.51] | sān biǎo gē xiān shēng, gǎn xiè nǐ lái cān jiā xiào jī píng gū |
[00:03.08] | bié kè qi |
[00:04.01] | suǒ yǐ nǐ shì zhè lǐ de tou er, zhè gōng píng ma? |
[00:06.20] | dāng rán gē, wǒ jiù shì tou er |
[00:07.99] | hǎo de, nǐ má fán nǐ gào sù wǒ nǐ shì zěn me dù guò nǐ tou er de yì tiān de |
[00:10.98] | nà me shǒu xiān yào zuò de shì |
[00:12.93] | zēng jìn tóng shì guān xì xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:14.26] | qiān wén jiàn xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:15.71] | zhǐ dǎo gōng chǎng gōng zuò xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:17.27] | qìng zhù yuán gōng shēng rì xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:18.87] | zhǐ dǎo gōng zuò liú chéng xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:20.50] | sī rén cè suǒ xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:22.00] | wēi guān guǎn lǐ gōng zuò xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:23.60] | tuī jìn pèi hé xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:25.19] | bǎ gè piào liàng niū xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:26.86] | bèi jù jué xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:28.47] | rěn shòu bēi shāng xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:30.05] | fā sòng chuán zhēn xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:31.66] | dǎ gè sè qíng rè xiàn xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:33.18] | jìn qíng kū qì xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:34.69] | yāo qiú tuì kuǎn xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:36.59] | chī bǎi qí bǐng xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:38.25] | bèi sù sòng sāo rǎo xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:39.69] | méi yǒu shēng zhí xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:41.42] | dì wǔ píng fú tè jiā xià dù xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:43.06] | dà hào zài piào liàng niū zhuō shàng xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:44.63] | mǎi bǎ qiāng xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:46.04] | tūn qiāng zì shā xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:47.70] | ó, mǎ dé, wǒ xià bù qù shǒu! |
[00:50.78] | fèi huà lián piān xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:52.61] | tǔ zài piào liàng niū zhuō shàng xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:54.22] | tiào xià chuāng hù xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:55.60] | lā le gè shuài gē jiù chuī xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:57.27] | gǎo lái diǎn hāi yào xiàng gè tóu r |
[00:58.86] | zhuàng gè chē xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:00.37] | gěi zì jǐ chuī yī fà xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:02.16] | chī diǎn jī sī xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:03.65] | kǎn diào dàn dàn xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:05.16] | xià shuǐ dào lǐ yǎn qián fā hēi xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:06.90] | yù jiàn jù xíng yú xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:08.40] | gēn yú lái yī fà xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:09.99] | biàn chéng pēn shè jī xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:11.44] | zhà le é luó sī xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:13.23] | zhuàng shàng tài yáng xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:14.80] | zhōng yú guà le xiàng gè tóu r |
[01:16.45] | ā hā, nà me zhèi xiē jiù shì nǐ de rì cháng? |
[01:20.52] | méi cuò |
[01:21.81] | nǐ kǎn le zì jǐ de dàn dàn rán hòu guà le? |
[01:23.63] | jiù shì jiàng! |
[01:24.74] | hái yǒu wǒ jì de nǐ gāng cái shuō nǐ gěi zì jǐ chuī le yī fà |
[01:27.53] | méi yǒu |
[01:29.59] | wǒ què dìng nǐ shuō le |
[01:31.09] | bù, wǒ méi shuō |
[01:32.67] | hǎo ba, wǒ yǐ jīng dà kāi yǎn jiè le |
[01:35.50] | wǒ shì tou er |
[01:36.76] | hǎo de, wǒ zhī dào le, nǐ shuō 400 biàn le |
[01:38.91] | wǒ shì tou er |
[01:40.43] | zhī dào le, zhī dào le |
[01:41.16] | wǒ shì tou er |
[01:42.08] | hǎo de, zhī dào le, zài jiàn |
[01:44.51] | xiàng gè tóu r! |