Natalie's Rap

Natalie's Rap 歌词

歌曲 Natalie's Rap
歌手 The Lonely Island
歌手 Chris Parnell
歌手 YoungStar
专辑 Incredibad
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[00:-04.00] The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap (Feat. Natalie Portman)
[00:-01.00]
[00:00.00] 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
[00:02.20] Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
[00:04.92] Natalie: Hello
[00:06.34] Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[00:09.73] Natalie: Do you really want to know?
[00:11.66] Chris: Please tell us.
[00:13.29] (Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep motherf*cker off that Yak and the durbin'
[00:16.10] Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving
[00:19.24] (Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.)
[00:21.83] Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
[00:24.62] I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf*cker.
[00:27.40] Pull up to NBC and smack the sh*t outta Jeff Zucker.
[00:30.42] What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
[00:33.14] What you need Natalie? (To f*ck all night!)
[00:35.89] Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group
[00:38.43] Put my foot down your throat til your sh*t's in my shoe.
[00:41.50] Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning
[00:44.52] F*ck your man it's my name that he's screamin?
[00:47.25] Chris: I'm sorry Natalie,
[00:48.64] are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[00:52.46] Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
[00:54.30] Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
[00:56.11] do you have a message for them?
[00:58.02] (Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
[01:01.20] It's Portman motherf*cker, drink til I'm sick
[01:04.21] Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
[01:06.89] Watch you laugh and cry
[01:08.34] While I laugh, you die
[01:09.46] And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you
[01:12.60] (We love you Natalie!) I wanna f*ck you too!
[01:15.41] (Hey!) It's for Portman!
[01:17.03] (Hey!) It's for p*ssies!
[01:18.35] I'll kill your f*ckin dog for fun, so don't push me
[01:21.08] Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised,
[01:24.67] all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[01:26.91] Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
[01:29.81] Chris: Really, such as?
[01:32.23] (Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
[01:35.14] I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
[01:37.82] I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
[01:40.63] I sit right down on your face and take sh*t
[01:43.74] (Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (Hell Yeah!)
[01:49.22] And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning
[01:51.61] When my sh*t gets in your shoe (What!)
[01:54.62] As for the drug use
[01:57.38] Well I can't vouch for that
[02:00.21] My dick is scared of you (Ooh)
[02:05.94] Chris: Natalie, one final question,
[02:10.47] if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[02:15.04] Natalie: No more questions.
[02:19.31]
[02:23.14] (What!)
[02:25.38]
[00:-04.00] The Lonely Island Natalie' s Rap Feat. Natalie Portman
[00:-01.00]
[00:00.00] zuo qu : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
[00:02.20] Chris: We' re sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
[00:04.92] Natalie: Hello
[00:06.34] Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[00:09.73] Natalie: Do you really want to know?
[00:11.66] Chris: Please tell us.
[00:13.29] Natalie Rap I don' t sleep motherf cker off that Yak and the durbin'
[00:16.10] Doin' 120 getting' head while I' m swerving
[00:19.24] Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.
[00:21.83] Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
[00:24.62] I' m bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf cker.
[00:27.40] Pull up to NBC and smack the sh t outta Jeff Zucker.
[00:30.42] What you want Natalie? To drink and fight!
[00:33.14] What you need Natalie? To f ck all night!
[00:35.89] Don' t test me when I' m crazy off that airplane group
[00:38.43] Put my foot down your throat til your sh t' s in my shoe.
[00:41.50] Leave you screamin, pay for my drycleaning
[00:44.52] F ck your man it' s my name that he' s screamin?
[00:47.25] Chris: I' m sorry Natalie,
[00:48.64] are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[00:52.46] Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
[00:54.30] Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
[00:56.11] do you have a message for them?
[00:58.02] Natalie Rap All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
[01:01.20] It' s Portman motherf cker, drink til I' m sick
[01:04.21] Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
[01:06.89] Watch you laugh and cry
[01:08.34] While I laugh, you die
[01:09.46] And to all the dudes, you know I' m talking to you
[01:12.60] We love you Natalie! I wanna f ck you too!
[01:15.41] Hey! It' s for Portman!
[01:17.03] Hey! It' s for p ssies!
[01:18.35] I' ll kill your f ckin dog for fun, so don' t push me
[01:21.08] Chris: Well Natalie, I' m surprised,
[01:24.67] all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[01:26.91] Natalie: Well, there' s a lot you may not know about me.
[01:29.81] Chris: Really, such as?
[01:32.23] Natalie Bridge When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
[01:35.14] I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
[01:37.82] I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
[01:40.63] I sit right down on your face and take sh t
[01:43.74] Andy Refrain Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch Hell Yeah!
[01:49.22] And I' ll always pay for your drycleaning
[01:51.61] When my sh t gets in your shoe What!
[01:54.62] As for the drug use
[01:57.38] Well I can' t vouch for that
[02:00.21] My dick is scared of you Ooh
[02:05.94] Chris: Natalie, one final question,
[02:10.47] if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[02:15.04] Natalie: No more questions.
[02:19.31]
[02:23.14] What!
[02:25.38]
[00:-04.00] The Lonely Island Natalie' s Rap Feat. Natalie Portman
[00:-01.00]
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone
[00:02.20] Chris: We' re sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman.
[00:04.92] Natalie: Hello
[00:06.34] Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
[00:09.73] Natalie: Do you really want to know?
[00:11.66] Chris: Please tell us.
[00:13.29] Natalie Rap I don' t sleep motherf cker off that Yak and the durbin'
[00:16.10] Doin' 120 getting' head while I' m swerving
[00:19.24] Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.
[00:21.83] Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
[00:24.62] I' m bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf cker.
[00:27.40] Pull up to NBC and smack the sh t outta Jeff Zucker.
[00:30.42] What you want Natalie? To drink and fight!
[00:33.14] What you need Natalie? To f ck all night!
[00:35.89] Don' t test me when I' m crazy off that airplane group
[00:38.43] Put my foot down your throat til your sh t' s in my shoe.
[00:41.50] Leave you screamin, pay for my drycleaning
[00:44.52] F ck your man it' s my name that he' s screamin?
[00:47.25] Chris: I' m sorry Natalie,
[00:48.64] are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
[00:52.46] Natalie: I never said that I was a role model
[00:54.30] Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you,
[00:56.11] do you have a message for them?
[00:58.02] Natalie Rap All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
[01:01.20] It' s Portman motherf cker, drink til I' m sick
[01:04.21] Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
[01:06.89] Watch you laugh and cry
[01:08.34] While I laugh, you die
[01:09.46] And to all the dudes, you know I' m talking to you
[01:12.60] We love you Natalie! I wanna f ck you too!
[01:15.41] Hey! It' s for Portman!
[01:17.03] Hey! It' s for p ssies!
[01:18.35] I' ll kill your f ckin dog for fun, so don' t push me
[01:21.08] Chris: Well Natalie, I' m surprised,
[01:24.67] all this coming from a Harvard graduate?
[01:26.91] Natalie: Well, there' s a lot you may not know about me.
[01:29.81] Chris: Really, such as?
[01:32.23] Natalie Bridge When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
[01:35.14] I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
[01:37.82] I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes
[01:40.63] I sit right down on your face and take sh t
[01:43.74] Andy Refrain Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch Hell Yeah!
[01:49.22] And I' ll always pay for your drycleaning
[01:51.61] When my sh t gets in your shoe What!
[01:54.62] As for the drug use
[01:57.38] Well I can' t vouch for that
[02:00.21] My dick is scared of you Ooh
[02:05.94] Chris: Natalie, one final question,
[02:10.47] if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it?
[02:15.04] Natalie: No more questions.
[02:19.31]
[02:23.14] What!
[02:25.38]
[00:-04.00] Natalie's Rap (Feat. Natalie Portman)
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