歌曲 | Natalie's Rap |
歌手 | The Lonely Island |
歌手 | Chris Parnell |
歌手 | YoungStar |
专辑 | Incredibad |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:-04.00] | The Lonely Island - Natalie's Rap (Feat. Natalie Portman) |
[00:-01.00] | |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone |
[00:02.20] | Chris: We're sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. |
[00:04.92] | Natalie: Hello |
[00:06.34] | Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? |
[00:09.73] | Natalie: Do you really want to know? |
[00:11.66] | Chris: Please tell us. |
[00:13.29] | (Natalie ~Rap~) I don't sleep motherf*cker off that Yak and the durbin' |
[00:16.10] | Doin' 120 getting' head while I'm swerving |
[00:19.24] | (Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.) |
[00:21.83] | Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick. |
[00:24.62] | I'm bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf*cker. |
[00:27.40] | Pull up to NBC and smack the sh*t outta Jeff Zucker. |
[00:30.42] | What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!) |
[00:33.14] | What you need Natalie? (To f*ck all night!) |
[00:35.89] | Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane group |
[00:38.43] | Put my foot down your throat til your sh*t's in my shoe. |
[00:41.50] | Leave you screamin, pay for my dry-cleaning |
[00:44.52] | F*ck your man it's my name that he's screamin? |
[00:47.25] | Chris: I'm sorry Natalie, |
[00:48.64] | are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? |
[00:52.46] | Natalie: I never said that I was a role model |
[00:54.30] | Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, |
[00:56.11] | do you have a message for them? |
[00:58.02] | (Natalie ~Rap~) All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick |
[01:01.20] | It's Portman motherf*cker, drink til I'm sick |
[01:04.21] | Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole |
[01:06.89] | Watch you laugh and cry |
[01:08.34] | While I laugh, you die |
[01:09.46] | And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you |
[01:12.60] | (We love you Natalie!) I wanna f*ck you too! |
[01:15.41] | (Hey!) It's for Portman! |
[01:17.03] | (Hey!) It's for p*ssies! |
[01:18.35] | I'll kill your f*ckin dog for fun, so don't push me |
[01:21.08] | Chris: Well Natalie, I'm surprised, |
[01:24.67] | all this coming from a Harvard graduate? |
[01:26.91] | Natalie: Well, there's a lot you may not know about me. |
[01:29.81] | Chris: Really, such as? |
[01:32.23] | (Natalie ~Bridge~) When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday |
[01:35.14] | I cheated every test and snorted all the yay |
[01:37.82] | I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes |
[01:40.63] | I sit right down on your face and take sh*t |
[01:43.74] | (Andy ~Refrain~) Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (Hell Yeah!) |
[01:49.22] | And I'll always pay for your dry-cleaning |
[01:51.61] | When my sh*t gets in your shoe (What!) |
[01:54.62] | As for the drug use |
[01:57.38] | Well I can't vouch for that |
[02:00.21] | My dick is scared of you (Ooh) |
[02:05.94] | Chris: Natalie, one final question, |
[02:10.47] | if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? |
[02:15.04] | Natalie: No more questions. |
[02:19.31] | |
[02:23.14] | (What!) |
[02:25.38] |
[00:-04.00] | The Lonely Island Natalie' s Rap Feat. Natalie Portman |
[00:-01.00] | |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone |
[00:02.20] | Chris: We' re sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. |
[00:04.92] | Natalie: Hello |
[00:06.34] | Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? |
[00:09.73] | Natalie: Do you really want to know? |
[00:11.66] | Chris: Please tell us. |
[00:13.29] | Natalie Rap I don' t sleep motherf cker off that Yak and the durbin' |
[00:16.10] | Doin' 120 getting' head while I' m swerving |
[00:19.24] | Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick. |
[00:21.83] | Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick. |
[00:24.62] | I' m bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf cker. |
[00:27.40] | Pull up to NBC and smack the sh t outta Jeff Zucker. |
[00:30.42] | What you want Natalie? To drink and fight! |
[00:33.14] | What you need Natalie? To f ck all night! |
[00:35.89] | Don' t test me when I' m crazy off that airplane group |
[00:38.43] | Put my foot down your throat til your sh t' s in my shoe. |
[00:41.50] | Leave you screamin, pay for my drycleaning |
[00:44.52] | F ck your man it' s my name that he' s screamin? |
[00:47.25] | Chris: I' m sorry Natalie, |
[00:48.64] | are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? |
[00:52.46] | Natalie: I never said that I was a role model |
[00:54.30] | Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, |
[00:56.11] | do you have a message for them? |
[00:58.02] | Natalie Rap All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick |
[01:01.20] | It' s Portman motherf cker, drink til I' m sick |
[01:04.21] | Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole |
[01:06.89] | Watch you laugh and cry |
[01:08.34] | While I laugh, you die |
[01:09.46] | And to all the dudes, you know I' m talking to you |
[01:12.60] | We love you Natalie! I wanna f ck you too! |
[01:15.41] | Hey! It' s for Portman! |
[01:17.03] | Hey! It' s for p ssies! |
[01:18.35] | I' ll kill your f ckin dog for fun, so don' t push me |
[01:21.08] | Chris: Well Natalie, I' m surprised, |
[01:24.67] | all this coming from a Harvard graduate? |
[01:26.91] | Natalie: Well, there' s a lot you may not know about me. |
[01:29.81] | Chris: Really, such as? |
[01:32.23] | Natalie Bridge When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday |
[01:35.14] | I cheated every test and snorted all the yay |
[01:37.82] | I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes |
[01:40.63] | I sit right down on your face and take sh t |
[01:43.74] | Andy Refrain Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch Hell Yeah! |
[01:49.22] | And I' ll always pay for your drycleaning |
[01:51.61] | When my sh t gets in your shoe What! |
[01:54.62] | As for the drug use |
[01:57.38] | Well I can' t vouch for that |
[02:00.21] | My dick is scared of you Ooh |
[02:05.94] | Chris: Natalie, one final question, |
[02:10.47] | if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? |
[02:15.04] | Natalie: No more questions. |
[02:19.31] | |
[02:23.14] | What! |
[02:25.38] |
[00:-04.00] | The Lonely Island Natalie' s Rap Feat. Natalie Portman |
[00:-01.00] | |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Samberg, Schaffer, Taccone |
[00:02.20] | Chris: We' re sitting here today with film star Natilalie Portman. |
[00:04.92] | Natalie: Hello |
[00:06.34] | Chris: So Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? |
[00:09.73] | Natalie: Do you really want to know? |
[00:11.66] | Chris: Please tell us. |
[00:13.29] | Natalie Rap I don' t sleep motherf cker off that Yak and the durbin' |
[00:16.10] | Doin' 120 getting' head while I' m swerving |
[00:19.24] | Seth: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick. |
[00:21.83] | Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick. |
[00:24.62] | I' m bustin' dudes valves like gushers motherf cker. |
[00:27.40] | Pull up to NBC and smack the sh t outta Jeff Zucker. |
[00:30.42] | What you want Natalie? To drink and fight! |
[00:33.14] | What you need Natalie? To f ck all night! |
[00:35.89] | Don' t test me when I' m crazy off that airplane group |
[00:38.43] | Put my foot down your throat til your sh t' s in my shoe. |
[00:41.50] | Leave you screamin, pay for my drycleaning |
[00:44.52] | F ck your man it' s my name that he' s screamin? |
[00:47.25] | Chris: I' m sorry Natalie, |
[00:48.64] | are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? |
[00:52.46] | Natalie: I never said that I was a role model |
[00:54.30] | Chris: But, what about the kids that look up to you, |
[00:56.11] | do you have a message for them? |
[00:58.02] | Natalie Rap All the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick |
[01:01.20] | It' s Portman motherf cker, drink til I' m sick |
[01:04.21] | Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole |
[01:06.89] | Watch you laugh and cry |
[01:08.34] | While I laugh, you die |
[01:09.46] | And to all the dudes, you know I' m talking to you |
[01:12.60] | We love you Natalie! I wanna f ck you too! |
[01:15.41] | Hey! It' s for Portman! |
[01:17.03] | Hey! It' s for p ssies! |
[01:18.35] | I' ll kill your f ckin dog for fun, so don' t push me |
[01:21.08] | Chris: Well Natalie, I' m surprised, |
[01:24.67] | all this coming from a Harvard graduate? |
[01:26.91] | Natalie: Well, there' s a lot you may not know about me. |
[01:29.81] | Chris: Really, such as? |
[01:32.23] | Natalie Bridge When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday |
[01:35.14] | I cheated every test and snorted all the yay |
[01:37.82] | I gotta def posse, you gotta lot of dudes |
[01:40.63] | I sit right down on your face and take sh t |
[01:43.74] | Andy Refrain Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch Hell Yeah! |
[01:49.22] | And I' ll always pay for your drycleaning |
[01:51.61] | When my sh t gets in your shoe What! |
[01:54.62] | As for the drug use |
[01:57.38] | Well I can' t vouch for that |
[02:00.21] | My dick is scared of you Ooh |
[02:05.94] | Chris: Natalie, one final question, |
[02:10.47] | if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? |
[02:15.04] | Natalie: No more questions. |
[02:19.31] | |
[02:23.14] | What! |
[02:25.38] |
[00:-04.00] | Natalie's Rap (Feat. Natalie Portman) |
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