| 歌曲 | Incredibad |
| 歌手 | The Lonely Island |
| 专辑 | Incredibad |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... |
| [00:10.89] | Now let's take a trip down memory lane |
| [00:14.67] | Back to junior high school where it all began |
| [00:17.10] | Three bad little kids raising hell at school |
| [00:19.89] | We were just thirteen straight acting the fool |
| [00:22.52] | Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot |
| [00:24.64] | Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught |
| [00:27.31] | Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same |
| [00:30.01] | Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed |
| [00:32.60] | One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room |
| [00:35.05] | The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom |
| [00:37.74] | Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke |
| [00:40.28] | Yo, your backyard is smashed |
| [00:41.51] | Man, this isn't a joke |
| [00:42.73] | Yo, let's go check this out man |
| [00:43.80] | Oh, what was that' |
| [00:44.37] | Alright, bet, let's go |
| [00:45.22] | All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
| [00:47.89] | Yo, what the hell is that' |
| [00:49.24] | Man, it looks like a spaceship |
| [00:50.59] | We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide |
| [00:53.08] | And a little green dude stepped out from inside |
| [00:55.74] | He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace |
| [00:58.27] | I have something to ask and it's not discreet |
| [01:00.70] | There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
| [01:03.26] | And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
| [01:05.83] | But we're just thirteen |
| [01:07.18] | Man, what can we do' |
| [01:08.58] | Um, how should I put this' |
| [01:09.85] | I think we should screw |
| [01:11.10] | Whaaat' |
| [01:11.57] | On my home planet we can no longer breed |
| [01:13.55] | I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed |
| [01:16.14] | Store in our seed' |
| [01:17.48] | Yo, I think he means sex |
| [01:18.70] | Man, I'm a virgin |
| [01:20.08] | We all are |
| [01:20.98] | Bet! |
| [01:21.62] | I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
| [01:23.83] | Awh, what should we do' |
| [01:24.95] | Now it's spreading its thighs |
| [01:26.08] | You'll be heroes on my planet |
| [01:27.57] | But why us three' |
| [01:28.87] | You're the chosen ones |
| [01:30.26] | You'll just have to trust me |
| [01:31.00] | Yo, should we do it' |
| [01:32.55] | Man, I don't know |
| [01:33.58] | Yo, I say we put it to a vote |
| [01:34.49] | All in favor say I |
| [01:35.42] | I! |
| [01:36.94] | Okay, we're in |
| [01:37.86] | Cool |
| [01:38.44] | Who should go first' |
| [01:39.35] | I have three depositories to capture your burst |
| [01:41.64] | Wait, so at the same time' |
| [01:42.98] | Yeah, that's what I was thinking |
| [01:44.34] | Here's some wine coolers |
| [01:45.68] | Let's get you boys drinking |
| [01:46.95] | We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy |
| [01:49.42] | Then took our positions and started getting' frisky |
| [01:51.87] | One in the front |
| [01:53.31] | And two in the back |
| [01:54.58] | Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
| [01:57.03] | Keep pumpin' away |
| [01:58.33] | My wife and family thank you |
| [01:59.70] | I'm about to explode |
| [02:00.87] | Yo son, me too |
| [02:02.13] | Three-way Climax! |
| [02:03.99] | Best friends forever |
| [02:04.98] | What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! |
| [02:06.68] | Yeah! |
| [02:07.40] | Andy, Jorm and Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | You've saved my race |
| [02:09.91] | Your reward is one wish |
| [02:11.17] | Then I'll go back to space |
| [02:12.44] | We looked at each other |
| [02:13.79] | Didn't have to talk |
| [02:15.03] | Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off |
| [02:17.33] | Mister Alien, sir |
| [02:18.69] | For what it's worth |
| [02:20.08] | We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth |
| [02:22.48] | Your wish is granted |
| [02:23.70] | And thanks again |
| [02:25.25] | I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends |
| [02:27.57] | What happened today was both incredible and bad |
| [02:30.19] | Therefore your name is Incredibad |
| [02:33.37] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... |
| [00:10.89] | Now let' s take a trip down memory lane |
| [00:14.67] | Back to junior high school where it all began |
| [00:17.10] | Three bad little kids raising hell at school |
| [00:19.89] | We were just thirteen straight acting the fool |
| [00:22.52] | Everyday after class Kiv' s house was the spot |
| [00:24.64] | Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught |
| [00:27.31] | Best friends, blood brothers, yo we' re one in the same |
| [00:30.01] | Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed |
| [00:32.60] | One day playing punch out up in Kiv' s room |
| [00:35.05] | The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom |
| [00:37.74] | Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke |
| [00:40.28] | Yo, your backyard is smashed |
| [00:41.51] | Man, this isn' t a joke |
| [00:42.73] | Yo, let' s go check this out man |
| [00:43.80] | Oh, what was that' |
| [00:44.37] | Alright, bet, let' s go |
| [00:45.22] | All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
| [00:47.89] | Yo, what the hell is that' |
| [00:49.24] | Man, it looks like a spaceship |
| [00:50.59] | We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide |
| [00:53.08] | And a little green dude stepped out from inside |
| [00:55.74] | He said: I' m from Mars and I come in peace |
| [00:58.27] | I have something to ask and it' s not discreet |
| [01:00.70] | There' s a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
| [01:03.26] | And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
| [01:05.83] | But we' re just thirteen |
| [01:07.18] | Man, what can we do' |
| [01:08.58] | Um, how should I put this' |
| [01:09.85] | I think we should screw |
| [01:11.10] | Whaaat' |
| [01:11.57] | On my home planet we can no longer breed |
| [01:13.55] | I' ve been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed |
| [01:16.14] | Store in our seed' |
| [01:17.48] | Yo, I think he means sex |
| [01:18.70] | Man, I' m a virgin |
| [01:20.08] | We all are |
| [01:20.98] | Bet! |
| [01:21.62] | I' m just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
| [01:23.83] | Awh, what should we do' |
| [01:24.95] | Now it' s spreading its thighs |
| [01:26.08] | You' ll be heroes on my planet |
| [01:27.57] | But why us three' |
| [01:28.87] | You' re the chosen ones |
| [01:30.26] | You' ll just have to trust me |
| [01:31.00] | Yo, should we do it' |
| [01:32.55] | Man, I don' t know |
| [01:33.58] | Yo, I say we put it to a vote |
| [01:34.49] | All in favor say I |
| [01:35.42] | I! |
| [01:36.94] | Okay, we' re in |
| [01:37.86] | Cool |
| [01:38.44] | Who should go first' |
| [01:39.35] | I have three depositories to capture your burst |
| [01:41.64] | Wait, so at the same time' |
| [01:42.98] | Yeah, that' s what I was thinking |
| [01:44.34] | Here' s some wine coolers |
| [01:45.68] | Let' s get you boys drinking |
| [01:46.95] | We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy |
| [01:49.42] | Then took our positions and started getting' frisky |
| [01:51.87] | One in the front |
| [01:53.31] | And two in the back |
| [01:54.58] | Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
| [01:57.03] | Keep pumpin' away |
| [01:58.33] | My wife and family thank you |
| [01:59.70] | I' m about to explode |
| [02:00.87] | Yo son, me too |
| [02:02.13] | Threeway Climax! |
| [02:03.99] | Best friends forever |
| [02:04.98] | What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! |
| [02:06.68] | Yeah! |
| [02:07.40] | Andy, Jorm and Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | You' ve saved my race |
| [02:09.91] | Your reward is one wish |
| [02:11.17] | Then I' ll go back to space |
| [02:12.44] | We looked at each other |
| [02:13.79] | Didn' t have to talk |
| [02:15.03] | Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off |
| [02:17.33] | Mister Alien, sir |
| [02:18.69] | For what it' s worth |
| [02:20.08] | We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth |
| [02:22.48] | Your wish is granted |
| [02:23.70] | And thanks again |
| [02:25.25] | I may have saved my planet but I' m loosing three friends |
| [02:27.57] | What happened today was both incredible and bad |
| [02:30.19] | Therefore your name is Incredibad |
| [02:33.37] |
| [00:10.89] | ràng wǒ men huí dào jì yì de shēn chù |
| [00:14.67] | zhí zhì shì fā shí de chū zhōng shí qī |
| [00:17.10] | wǒ men hái shì sān ge zài xué xiào dǎo guǐ de máo tóu xiǎo zi |
| [00:19.89] | gāng guò shí sān suì xiàng gè shǎ guā yí yàng |
| [00:22.52] | zài kè hòu, Kiv de jiā jiù shì wǒ men de xiǎo jī dì |
| [00:24.64] | dǎ fēng kuáng de è zuò jù diàn huà què xī wàng bù bèi dǎi dào |
| [00:27.31] | hǎo jī yǒu, tiě xiōng dì, wǒ men jiù shì yī lèi rén |
| [00:30.01] | zhí dào nà mìng yùn bān de xià wǔ jiāng yī qiè gǎi biàn |
| [00:32.60] | yì tiān wǒ men zài Kiv de fáng jiān lǐ wán quán wú xū fā zhù míng NES FC yóu xì |
| [00:35.05] | fáng zi tū rán zhèn dàng qǐ lái rán hòu yī shēng jù xiǎng |
| [00:37.74] | cóng hòu chuāng kàn jiàn fān téng ér lái de yān wù |
| [00:40.28] | yō, nǐ jiā hòu yuàn zhà le |
| [00:41.51] | gē, zhè kàn shang qu tǐng yán zhòng de |
| [00:42.73] | zán men hái shì qù kàn kàn zěn me huí shì ba |
| [00:43.80] | ō, nà shi shà |
| [00:44.37] | hǎo la, wǒ men xià qù ba |
| [00:45.22] | suǒ yǒu de yān wù hé suì piàn jiāng wǒ men yǐn dào dì xià shì |
| [00:47.89] | yō, zhè wán yì shì shà |
| [00:49.24] | gē, zhè kàn shang qu xiàng yí gè tài kōng chuán |
| [00:50.59] | cāng mén dǎ kāi de shí hòu wǒ men dōu pǎo qù zhǎo yǎn hù |
| [00:53.08] | kàn jiàn yí gè xiǎo lǜ rén cóng lǐ miàn zǒu chū lái |
| [00:55.74] | tā shuō: wǒ lái zì huǒ xīng, wǒ wèi hé píng ér lái |
| [00:58.27] | wǒ yǒu shì xiāng qiú, ér qiě zhè shì bú shì hěn hǎo kāi kǒu |
| [01:00.70] | zài wǒ men de DNA luó xuán zhōng yí gè piàn duàn fā shēng le biàn yì |
| [01:03.26] | ér nǐ men sān ge kě yǐ jiāng qí zhì yù |
| [01:05.83] | dàn wǒ men cái shí sān suì |
| [01:07.18] | tiān, wǒ men néng zuò shí mǒ |
| [01:08.58] | , wǒ gāi zěn me shuō ne |
| [01:09.85] | wǒ jué de wǒ men gāi gàn |
| [01:11.10] | hā? |
| [01:11.57] | wǒ men zài mǔ xīng yǐ jīng wú fǎ shēng yù |
| [01:13.55] | wǒ zuò wéi róng qì bèi pài lái chǔ cún nǐ men de zhǒng zi |
| [01:16.14] | chǔ cún wǒ men de zhǒng zi |
| [01:17.48] | yō, wǒ jué de tā de yì sī shì zuò ài |
| [01:18.70] | gē, wǒ hái shì chǔ nán |
| [01:20.08] | wǒ men dōu shì |
| [01:20.98] | duì! |
| [01:21.62] | wǒ huì zài zhè lǐ tǎng xià bì shang yǎn |
| [01:23.83] | yā, wǒ men gāi zěn me zuò |
| [01:24.95] | tā kāi shǐ chā kāi dà tuǐ le |
| [01:26.08] | nǐ huì chéng wéi wǒ men xīng qiú de yīng xióng |
| [01:27.57] | dàn wèi shí me shì wǒ men sān ge |
| [01:28.87] | nǐ men shì bèi xuǎn zhòng de rén |
| [01:30.26] | qǐng wù bì xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [01:31.00] | yō, wǒ men zhēn zuò ma |
| [01:32.55] | gē, wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [01:33.58] | yō, wǒ shuō hái shì tóu piào ba |
| [01:34.49] | wǒ wán quán zàn chéng |
| [01:35.42] | zàn chéng! |
| [01:36.94] | hǎo ba, wǒ men tóng yì |
| [01:37.86] | bù cuò |
| [01:38.44] | shuí xiān shàng |
| [01:39.35] | wǒ yǒu sān ge róng qì lái jiē shōu nǐ men de bào shè |
| [01:41.64] | děng děng, jiù shì shuō yào tóng shí |
| [01:42.98] | duì, wǒ jiù shì zhè yàng xiǎng de |
| [01:44.34] | zhè lǐ yǒu yī xiē guǒ zhī jiǔ |
| [01:45.68] | nǐ men jǐ gè ná qù xiǎng yòng ba |
| [01:46.95] | wǒ men bǎ jiǔ mèn le kāi shǐ biàn de wēi xūn |
| [01:49.42] | rán hòu gè jiù gè wèi kāi shǐ biàn de tiáo pí |
| [01:51.87] | yí gè zài qián miàn |
| [01:53.31] | liǎng gè zài hòu miàn |
| [01:54.58] | jiāng nà huà r suǒ dìng qǐ lái, jiù xiàng zhōng guó shǒu zhǐ xiàn jǐng yí yàng |
| [01:57.03] | huó sāi yùn dòng bú yào tíng |
| [01:58.33] | wǒ dài biǎo wǒ qī zǐ hé jiā tíng gǎn xiè nǐ |
| [01:59.70] | wǒ kuài yào bào le |
| [02:00.87] | ní mǎ, wǒ yě kuài le |
| [02:02.13] | sān lù gāo cháo! |
| [02:03.99] | yǒng yuǎn de hǎo jī yǒu |
| [02:04.98] | yì qǐ shī qù zhēn cāo shì duō me xìng fú de shì qíng! |
| [02:06.68] | yè! |
| [02:07.40] | Andy, Jorm hé Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | nǐ men zhěng jiù le wǒ de zhǒng zú |
| [02:09.91] | nǐ de huí bào shì shí xiàn yí gè yuàn wàng |
| [02:11.17] | rán hòu wǒ jiù yào huí dào tài kōng qù le |
| [02:12.44] | wǒ men xiāng shì yī xiào |
| [02:13.79] | wú xū duō yán |
| [02:15.03] | zài qǐ fēi qián wǒ men jiù xiǎng hǎo le zì jǐ xiǎng yào de |
| [02:17.33] | zūn jìng de wài xīng rén xiān shēng |
| [02:18.69] | tǎn chéng dì shuō |
| [02:20.08] | wǒ men xiǎng yào chéng wéi dì qiú shàng zuì qiáng de jiǎ MC |
| [02:22.48] | nǐ men de yuàn wàng bèi zhǔn xǔ le |
| [02:23.70] | zài cì gǎn xiè nǐ men |
| [02:25.25] | wǒ yě xǔ zhěng jiù le wǒ de xīng qiú, dàn wǒ jí jiāng shī qù sān ge péng yǒu le |
| [02:27.57] | jīn tiān fā shēng de shì qíng jì shì fēi fán yòu shì zāo gāo |
| [02:30.19] | suǒ yǐ nǐ men de míng zì jiù jiào zuò fēi fán zāo gāo |