Motherlover

Motherlover 歌词

歌曲 Motherlover
歌手 The Lonely Island
专辑 Motherlover
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[00:03.110] oh dang what is it dawg?
[00:05.750] i forgot its mother's day didnt get a gift for her
[00:09.290] other plans got in the way
[00:11.200] she'll be so dissappointed. damn i forgot it too.
[00:14.250] this could have been avoided. what the hell are we gonna do?
[00:17.940] my mom's been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
[00:21.590] COLD no one to hold her tight life has put her to the test.
[00:25.910] i know just what you mean my mom's been so sad and gray word.
[00:29.620] my dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
[00:32.650] hold up you thingkin' what im thingkin'? im thinkin' im thinkin'too
[00:35.990] slow up what time is it dawg? its time for a switcharoo
[00:39.950] we both love our moms women with grown women needs i say we break'em off
[00:45.770] show'em how much they really mean
[00:47.620] cause im a mother lover you're a mother lover we should fuck each others mothers
[00:52.290] fuck each others moms you've seen that place that
[00:56.640] you came out as a baby aint no doubt that shit is crazy
[01:00.350] fuck each others moms
[01:03.030] cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
[01:06.610] if doing it is wrong,i dont wanna be right
[01:10.230] im callin' on you'cause i cant do it myself to me your like a brother
[01:15.710] so be my mother lover
[01:17.610] im layin' in the cut waitin' 4 your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
[01:21.300] i got my digital camera im gonna make your momma do a million poses
[01:25.320] they will be so surprised we r so cool and thoughtful
[01:28.080] cant wait to pork your mom im gonna be the syrup she can be my waffle
[01:32.280] show'd up my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
[01:36.950] straight up give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-d doggystyle.
[01:39.580] this the perfect plan 4 a perfect mothers day
[01:44.380] they have to rename this one all up under the covers day
[01:47.570] cause im a mother lover you're a mother lover
[01:50.630] we should fuck each others mothers
[01:52.700] fuck each others moms i'll push in their place
[01:56.620] where you came out as a baby aint no doubt that shit is crazy
[01:59.630] fuck each others moms
[02:02.270] break it down it would be my honor to be your new step-father
[02:05.010] it would be my honor to be your new step-father
[02:10.230] i'll let you do my mother make me another brother
[02:13.960] and im gonna do your mother i'll never use a rubber
[02:18.430] oh cause every mothers day needs a mother's night
[02:20.780] if doing it is wrong i dont wanna be right
[02:24.750] im callin' on you cause i cant do it my self
[02:29.190] to me your like a brother, so be my mother lover
[02:32.740] they blessed us both with the gift of life
[02:36.290] she brought you in this world so im a sex her right
[02:40.110] this is the second best idea that we've ever had the choice can be no other
[02:45.040] be my mother lover
[02:48.370] happy mother's day
[00:03.110] 安大神:欧干!
贾老板:怎么了哥们?
[00:05.750] 安大神:我忘了今天是母亲节!
贾老板:没给你娘准备礼物?
[00:09.290] 安大神:最近有点忙
[00:11.200] 安大神:她一定特别失望
贾老板:擦,我也忘了准备
[00:14.250] 安大神:这本来可以避免的。
合:我们到底怎么办!
[00:17.940] 贾老板:自从我爹走了我娘就活的好造孽
[00:21.590] 安大神:心累
贾老板:没人去抱紧她,老天竟然这样对她
[00:25.910] 安大神:我懂你,我娘也是一天伤心忧郁
贾老板:这形容词不错
[00:29.620] 安大神:我老爹去世后就没人浇灭我娘的欲火了
[00:32.650] 合:等下!
安大神:你懂我懂你懂?
贾老板:我也懂你懂我懂!
[00:35.990] 合:慢着!
安大神:哥们几点了?
贾老板:是时候播午夜剧场了
[00:39.950] 合:我们都爱我们的娘,她们也有需求,让我们干点大事
[00:45.770] 合:告诉他们什么是真本事
[00:47.620] 合:因为我是妈妈情人,你是妈妈情人,我们应该拿下对方的老娘
[00:52.290] 合:拿下对方的老娘,生你养你的老妈
[00:56.640] 合:没错这真的挺疯狂
[01:00.350] 合:拿下对方的妈妈
[01:03.030] 合:因为每个母亲节都会有寂寞的母亲夜
[01:06.610] 合:如果这是错的那让我们一错到底
[01:10.230] 合:我请求你来拯救她因为我自己下不去手,你我亲如兄弟
[01:15.710] 合:所以你来做我妈妈的亲人吧
[01:17.610] 安大神:我会拿上润滑油和玫瑰等到我和你娘都饥渴难耐
[01:21.300] 贾老板:我要带上摄影机拍下你娘的一百万个姿势
[01:25.320] 安大神:我们的娘一定会很惊喜
贾老板:我们是如此炫酷体贴
[01:28.080] 安大神:我已经情不自禁了
贾老板:我是她的果子酱,她是我的华夫饼
[01:32.280] 合:够味儿!
贾老板:我娘钟爱甘菊香的泡泡浴
[01:36.950] 合:够直接!
安大神:求你狠狠狠狠狠狠狠的爱我老娘
[01:39.580] 合:这是完美的母亲节的一个完美的计划
[01:44.380] 合:来给这计划起个名然后开始行动
[01:47.570] 合:因为我是妈妈情人,你是妈妈情人
[01:50.630] 合:我们应该拿下对方的老娘
[01:52.700] 合:拿下对方的老娘,生你养你的老妈
[01:56.620] 合:没错这真的挺疯狂
[01:59.630] 合:拿下对方的妈妈
[02:02.270] 安大神:咱慢慢说,我很荣幸能当你继父
[02:05.010] 贾老板:我也很荣幸做你的继父
[02:10.230] 安大神:当你和我妈给我生了个弟弟以后
[02:13.960] 安大神:我也会不用套套给你生个弟弟
[02:18.430] 合:因为每个母亲节都会有寂寞的母亲夜
[02:20.780] 合:如果这是错的那让我们一错到底
[02:24.750] 合:我请求你来拯救她因为我自己下不去手
[02:29.190] 合:你我亲如兄弟,所以你来做我妈妈的亲人吧
[02:32.740] 合:她们赋予了我们生命
[02:36.290] 合:所以现在我们要报答她们
[02:40.110] 合:这是我们有史以来第二棒的想法(注:第一棒的是Dick in a box),独一无二
[02:45.040] 合:做我妈妈的情人吧!
[02:48.370] 安大神:母亲节快乐!
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