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ān dà shén: ōu gàn! |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: zěn me le gē men? |
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ān dà shén: wǒ wàng le jīn tiān shì mǔ qīn jié! |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: méi gěi nǐ niáng zhǔn bèi lǐ wù? |
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ān dà shén: zuì jìn yǒu diǎn máng |
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ān dà shén: tā yí dìng tè bié shī wàng |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: cā, wǒ yě wàng le zhǔn bèi |
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ān dà shén: zhè běn lái kě yǐ bì miǎn de. |
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hé: wǒ men dào dǐ zěn me bàn! |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: zì cóng wǒ diē zǒu le wǒ niáng jiù huó de hǎo zào niè |
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ān dà shén: xīn lèi |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: méi rén qù bào jǐn tā, lǎo tiān jìng rán zhè yàng duì tā |
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ān dà shén: wǒ dǒng nǐ, wǒ niáng yě shì yì tiān shāng xīn yōu yù |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: zhè xíng róng cí bù cuò |
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ān dà shén: wǒ lǎo diē qù shì hòu jiù méi rén jiāo miè wǒ niáng de yù huǒ le |
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hé: děng xià! |
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ān dà shén: nǐ dǒng wǒ dǒng nǐ dǒng? |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǒ yě dǒng nǐ dǒng wǒ dǒng! |
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hé: màn zhe! |
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ān dà shén: gē men jǐ diǎn le? |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: shì shí hòu bō wǔ yè jù chǎng le |
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hé: wǒ men dōu ài wǒ men de niáng, tā men yě yǒu xū qiú, ràng wǒ men gàn diǎn dà shì |
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hé: gào sù tā men shén me shì zhēn běn shì |
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hé: yīn wèi wǒ shì mā mā qíng rén, nǐ shì mā mā qíng rén, wǒ men yīng gāi ná xià duì fāng de lǎo niáng |
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hé: ná xià duì fāng de lǎo niáng, shēng nǐ yǎng nǐ de lǎo mā |
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hé: méi cuò zhè zhēn de tǐng fēng kuáng |
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hé: ná xià duì fāng de mā mā |
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hé: yīn wèi měi gè mǔ qīn jié dōu huì yǒu jì mò de mǔ qīn yè |
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hé: rú guǒ zhè shì cuò de nà ràng wǒ men yī cuò dào dǐ |
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hé: wǒ qǐng qiú nǐ lái zhěng jiù tā yīn wèi wǒ zì jǐ xià bù qù shǒu, nǐ wǒ qīn rú xiōng dì |
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hé: suǒ yǐ nǐ lái zuò wǒ mā mā de qīn rén ba |
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ān dà shén: wǒ huì ná shàng rùn huá yóu hé méi guī děng dào wǒ hé nǐ niáng dōu jī kě nán nài |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǒ yào dài shàng shè yǐng jī pāi xià nǐ niáng de yī bǎi wàn gè zī shì |
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ān dà shén: wǒ men de niáng yí dìng huì hěn jīng xǐ |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǒ men shì rú cǐ xuàn kù tǐ tiē |
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ān dà shén: wǒ yǐ jīng qíng bù zì jīn le |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǒ shì tā de guǒ zǐ jiàng, tā shì wǒ de huá fū bǐng |
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hé: gòu wèi r! |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǒ niáng zhōng ài gān jú xiāng de pào pào yù |
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hé: gòu zhí jiē! |
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ān dà shén: qiú nǐ hěn hěn hěn hěn hěn hěn hěn de ài wǒ lǎo niáng |
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hé: zhè shì wán měi dí mǔ qīn jié de yí gè wán měi dí jì huà |
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hé: lái gěi zhè jì huà qǐ gè míng rán hòu kāi shǐ xíng dòng |
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hé: yīn wèi wǒ shì mā mā qíng rén, nǐ shì mā mā qíng rén |
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hé: wǒ men yīng gāi ná xià duì fāng de lǎo niáng |
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hé: ná xià duì fāng de lǎo niáng, shēng nǐ yǎng nǐ de lǎo mā |
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hé: méi cuò zhè zhēn de tǐng fēng kuáng |
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hé: ná xià duì fāng de mā mā |
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ān dà shén: zán màn màn shuō, wǒ hěn róng xìng néng dāng nǐ jì fù |
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jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǒ yě hěn róng xìng zuò nǐ de jì fù |
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ān dà shén: dāng nǐ hé wǒ mā gěi wǒ shēng le gè dì di yǐ hòu |
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ān dà shén: wǒ yě huì bù yòng tào tào gěi nǐ shēng gè dì di |
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hé: yīn wèi měi gè mǔ qīn jié dōu huì yǒu jì mò de mǔ qīn yè |
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hé: rú guǒ zhè shì cuò de nà ràng wǒ men yī cuò dào dǐ |
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hé: wǒ qǐng qiú nǐ lái zhěng jiù tā yīn wèi wǒ zì jǐ xià bù qù shǒu |
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hé: nǐ wǒ qīn rú xiōng dì, suǒ yǐ nǐ lái zuò wǒ mā mā de qīn rén ba |
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hé: tā men fù yǔ le wǒ men shēng mìng |
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hé: suǒ yǐ xiàn zài wǒ men yào bào dá tā men |
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hé: zhè shì wǒ men yǒu shǐ yǐ lái dì èr bàng de xiǎng fǎ zhù: dì yī bàng de shì Dick in a box, dú yī wú èr |
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hé: zuò wǒ mā mā de qíng rén ba! |
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ān dà shén: mǔ qīn jié kuài lè! |