| 歌曲 | Dick In A Box |
| 歌手 | The Lonely Island |
| 专辑 | Dick In A Box |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Barnes, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:04.40] | Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you |
| [00:05.96] | Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star |
| [00:08.20] | So just sit down and listen |
| [00:12.50] | Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) |
| [00:18.40] | And now I'm ready to lay it on the line |
| [00:23.70] | (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide |
| [00:30.40] | Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind |
| [00:36.50] | A gift real special, so take off the top |
| [00:41.70] | Take a look inside - It's my dick in a box |
| [00:47.80] | Not gonna get you a diamond ring |
| [00:50.70] | That sort of gift don't mean anything |
| [00:54.00] | Not gonna get you a fancy car |
| [00:57.00] | Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star |
| [01:00.00] | Not gonna get you a house in the hills |
| [01:03.00] | A girl like you needs somethin' real |
| [01:05.80] | Wanna get you somethin' from the heart |
| [01:08.70] | Somethin' special girl |
| [01:10.80] | It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe |
| [01:16.80] | It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
| [01:23.10] | See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) |
| [01:28.10] | And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none |
| [01:35.50] | To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress |
| [01:38.90] | It's easy to do just follow these steps |
| [01:41.70] | One：Cut a hole in a box |
| [01:44.60] | Two：Put your junk in that box |
| [01:48.80] | Three：Make her open the box |
| [01:50.70] | And that's the way you do it |
| [01:53.00] | It's my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe |
| [01:58.80] | It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
| [02:05.80] | Christmas; dick in a box |
| [02:08.70] | Hanukkah; dick in a box |
| [02:12.10] | Kwanzaa; a dick in a box |
| [02:14.70] | Every single holiday a dick in a box |
| [02:17.80] | Over at your parent's house a dick in a box |
| [02:20.50] | Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box |
| [02:23.50] | Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) |
| [02:32.30] | A dick in a box… |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Barnes, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:04.40] | Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you |
| [00:05.96] | Girl ya gotta know you' re my shining star |
| [00:08.20] | So just sit down and listen |
| [00:12.50] | Girl you know we' ve been together such a long long time such a long time |
| [00:18.40] | And now I' m ready to lay it on the line |
| [00:23.70] | Wooow You know it' s Christmas and my heart is open wide |
| [00:30.40] | Gonna give you something so you know what' s on my mind |
| [00:36.50] | A gift real special, so take off the top |
| [00:41.70] | Take a look inside It' s my dick in a box |
| [00:47.80] | Not gonna get you a diamond ring |
| [00:50.70] | That sort of gift don' t mean anything |
| [00:54.00] | Not gonna get you a fancy car |
| [00:57.00] | Girl ya gotta know you' re my shining star |
| [01:00.00] | Not gonna get you a house in the hills |
| [01:03.00] | A girl like you needs somethin' real |
| [01:05.80] | Wanna get you somethin' from the heart |
| [01:08.70] | Somethin' special girl |
| [01:10.80] | It' s my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe |
| [01:16.80] | It' s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
| [01:23.10] | See I' m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' yeah |
| [01:28.10] | And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none |
| [01:35.50] | To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress |
| [01:38.90] | It' s easy to do just follow these steps |
| [01:41.70] | One: Cut a hole in a box |
| [01:44.60] | Two: Put your junk in that box |
| [01:48.80] | Three: Make her open the box |
| [01:50.70] | And that' s the way you do it |
| [01:53.00] | It' s my dick in a box my dick in a box babe |
| [01:58.80] | It' s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl |
| [02:05.80] | Christmas dick in a box |
| [02:08.70] | Hanukkah dick in a box |
| [02:12.10] | Kwanzaa a dick in a box |
| [02:14.70] | Every single holiday a dick in a box |
| [02:17.80] | Over at your parent' s house a dick in a box |
| [02:20.50] | Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box |
| [02:23.50] | Backstage at the CMA' s a dick in a box yeahwowwowwowwowwow |
| [02:32.30] | A dick in a box |
| [00:04.40] | ān dà shén: hēi mèi ér, wǒ yǒu gè hěn zhòng yào de dōng xī yào gěi nǐ |
| [00:08.20] | suǒ yǐ zuò xià, tīng wǒ shuō |
| [00:12.50] | mèi ér nǐ zhī dào wǒ men zài yì qǐ hěn zhǎng hěn zhǎng yī duàn shí jiān le |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn: zhēn de hěn zhǎng | |
| [00:18.40] | ān dà shén: xiàn zài wǒ yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi hǎo yào xiàng nǐ tǎn bái |
| [00:23.70] | jiǎ lǎo bǎn: ōu, nǐ zhī dào xiàn zài shì shèng dàn jié, wǒ de xīn mén dà kāi |
| [00:30.40] | yào gěi nǐ yí yàng dōng xī hǎo ràng nǐ míng bái wǒ de xīn yì |
| [00:36.50] | ān dà shén: zhè lǐ wù zhēn de hěn tè bié, suǒ yǐ kuài bǎ lǐ wù hé dǎ kāi |
| [00:41.70] | jiǎ lǎo bǎn: wǎng lǐ miàn kàn ba, hé zi lǐ shì wǒ de dà niǎo |
| [00:47.80] | bú shì gěi nǐ zuàn shí jiè zhǐ |
| [00:50.70] | hé: nà zhǒng lǐ wù gēn běn méi nèi hán |
| [00:54.00] | jiǎ lǎo bǎn: bú shì gěi nǐ shǎn liàng de pǎo chē |
| [00:57.00] | hé: mèi ér nǐ yào zhī dào nǐ cái shì wǒ zuì shǎn yào de xīng xīng |
| [01:00.00] | jiǎ lǎo bǎn: bú shì gěi nǐ yī dòng shān zhōng bié shù |
| [01:03.00] | hé: xiàng nǐ zhè yàng de mèi zǐ xū yào yī xiē shí zài de |
| [01:05.80] | jiǎ lǎo bǎn: xiǎng gěi nǐ yī xiē fā zì zhēn xīn de dōng xī |
| [01:08.70] | ān dà shén: zhēn de hěn tè bié a mèi ér |
| [01:10.80] | hé: shì wǒ de hé zhōng niǎo, tā zài hé zi lǐ, bǎo bèi |
| [01:16.80] | shì wǒ de hé zhōng niǎo, hé zi lǐ yǒu niǎo, mèi zǐ |
| [01:23.10] | kàn wǒ zhēn jī zhì zài zuì hǎo de shí jī sòng shàng lǐ wù |
| [01:28.10] | ér wǒ zhǐ huì sòng gěi nǐ, zhè gè kě yǐ dài biǎo nǐ shì wǒ de wéi yī de lǐ wù |
| [01:35.50] | ān dà shén: xiǎng gěi gū niáng liú xià hǎo yìn xiàng xiǎo huǒ men tīng hǎo le |
| [01:38.90] | zhè hěn róng yì zuò, zhǐ yào gēn zhe zhèi xiē bù zhòu: |
| [01:41.70] | ān dà shén: dì yī bù |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn: zài hé zi shàng kāi gè dòng | |
| [01:44.60] | ān dà shén: dì èr bù |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn: bǎ nǐ nà huó ér fàng jìn hé zi | |
| [01:48.80] | ān dà shén: dì sān bù |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn: ràng tā dǎ kāi hé zi | |
| [01:50.70] | hé: zhè yàng jiù quán bù gǎo dìng |
| [01:53.00] | shì wǒ de hé zhōng niǎo, tā zài hé zi lǐ, bǎo bèi |
| [01:58.80] | shì wǒ de hé zhōng niǎo, hé zi lǐ yǒu niǎo, mèi zǐ |
| [02:05.80] | ān dà shén: shèng dàn jié! |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn: hé zhōng niǎo! | |
| [02:08.70] | ān dà shén: guāng míng jié! |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn: hé zhōng niǎo! | |
| [02:12.10] | ān dà shén: kuān zhā jié! |
| jiǎ lǎo bǎn hé zhōng niǎo | |
| [02:14.70] | jiǎ lǎo bǎn: shén me jié rì dōu yào yǒu hé zhōng niǎo |
| [02:17.80] | zài nǐ fù mǔ de fáng zi lǐ lòng gè hé zhōng niǎo |
| [02:20.50] | zhōng wǔ de zá huò diàn yě nòng gè hé zhōng niǎo |
| [02:23.50] | quán měi xiāng cūn yīn yuè jiǎng de hòu tái yě yào nòng gè hé zhōng niǎo |
| [02:32.30] | hé zi lǐ yǒu gè niǎo |