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I took her out it was Friday night |
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I wore cologne to get the feeling right |
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We started making out and she took off my pants |
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But then I turned on the TV |
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And that's about the time that she walked away from me |
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Nobody likes you when you're 23 |
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And are still more amused by TV shows |
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What the hell is ADD? |
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My friends say I should act my age |
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What's my age again? |
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What's my age again? |
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Then later on, on the drive home |
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I called her mom from a pay phone |
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I said I was the cops |
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And your husband's in jail |
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This state looks down on sodomy |
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And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me |
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Nobody likes you when you're 23 |
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And are still more amused by prank phone calls |
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What the hell is call ID? |
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My friends say I should act my age |
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What's my age again? |
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What's my age again? |
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And that's about the time she walked away from me |
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Nobody likes you when you're 23 |
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And you still act like you're in Freshman year |
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What the hell is wrong with me? |
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My friends say I should act my age |
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What's my age again? |
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What's my age again? |
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That's about the time she broke up with me |
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No one should take themselves so seriously |
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With many years ahead to fall in line |
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Why would you wish that on me? |
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I never want to act my age |
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What's my age again? |
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What's my age again? |
