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[on the cb] |
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Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the rubber duck. you gotta copy on me, pig pen, c'mon? ah, yeah, 10-4, pig pen, fer shure, fer shure. by golly, it's clean clear to flag town, c'mon. yeah, that's |
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Big 10-4 there, pig pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy... |
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Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of june |
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In a kenworth pullin' logs |
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Cab-over pete with a reefer on |
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And a jimmy haulin' hogs |
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We is headin' for bear on i-one-oh |
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'bout a mile outta shaky town |
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I says, "pig pen, this here's the rubber duck. |
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"and i'm about to put the hammer down." |
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[chorus] |
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'cause we got a little convoy |
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Rockin' through the night. |
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Yeah, we got a little ole convoy, |
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Ain't she a beautiful sight? |
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Come on and join our convoy |
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Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. |
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We gonna roll this truckin' convoy |
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'cross the u-s-a. |
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Convoy! |
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[on the cb] |
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Ah, breaker, pig pen, this here's the duck. and, you wanna back off them hogs? yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. ten, roger. them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here. |
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By the time we got into tulsa town, |
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We had eighty-five trucks in all. |
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But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, |
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And them bears was wall-to-wall. |
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Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper; |
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They even had a bear in the air! |
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I says, "callin' all trucks, this here's the duck. |
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"we about to go a-huntin' bear." |
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[chorus] |
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'cause we got a great big convoy |
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Rockin' through the night. |
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Yeah, we got a great big convoy, |
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Ain't she a beautiful sight? |
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Come on and join our convoy |
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Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. |
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We gonna roll this truckin' convoy |
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'cross the u-s-a. |
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Convoy! |
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[on the cb] |
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Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, pig pen? negatory, pig pen; you're still too close. yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. mercy sakes, you better back off another ten. |
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Well, we rolled up interstate 44 |
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Like a rocket sled on rails. |
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We tore up all of our swindle sheets, |
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And left 'em settin' on the scales. |
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By the time we hit that chi-town, |
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Them bears was a-gettin' smart: |
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They'd brought up some reinforcements |
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From the illinoise national guard. |
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There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, |
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And rigs of ev'ry size. |
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Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears |
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And choppers filled the skies. |
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Well, we shot the line, we went for broke |
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With a thousand screamin' trucks |
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An' eleven long-haired friends a' jesus |
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In a chartreuse micra-bus. |
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[on the cb] |
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Ah, rubber duck to sodbuster, come over. yeah, 10-4, sodbuster? lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can git. |
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Well, we laid a strip for the jersey shore |
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And prepared to cross the line |
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I could see the bridge was lined with bears |
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But i didn't have a dog-goned dime. |
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I says, "pig pen, this here's the rubber duck. |
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"we just ain't a-gonna pay no toll." |
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So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight |
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I says "let them truckers roll, 10-4." |
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[chorus] |
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'cause we got a mighty convoy |
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Rockin' through the night. |
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Yeah, we got a mighty convoy, |
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Ain't she a beautiful sight? |
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Come on and join our convoy |
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Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. |
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We gonna roll this truckin' convoy |
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'cross the u-s-a. |
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Convoy |
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Convoy! ah, 10-4, pig pen, what's your twenty? |
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Convoy! omaha? well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. well, mercy |
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Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your...tail |
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Convoy! tail. we'll catch you on the flip-flop. this here's the rubber duck on the side. |
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we gone. 'bye,'bye. |
