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I woke up with my nuts by my side |
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So I brushed my tooth and |
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I took them for a ride |
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When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way |
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Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back' |
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Cuz my nuts ride shotgun |
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I've got elephantitis of the nuts |
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Public pussy places won't have me they think |
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I'm an embarrassment of the human male society |
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It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine |
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Because these nuts are my personal property |
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Some say that |
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I'm a hero to all my fellow men |
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I'm their token role model like |
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Alanis is to women |
