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There's a place where everyone can be happy |
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It's the most beautiful place in the whole f**king world |
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It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains |
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And the meanest little boys and the most innocent little girls |
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And you know I wish that I could got there |
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It's a road that I have not found |
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And I wish you the best of luck dear |
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Drop a card or letter to my side of town |
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Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend |
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But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and |
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You painted my entire world |
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But I don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled |
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And I won't forget it |
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There's a place where everyone can be right |
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Even though you remain determined to be opposed |
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Admittance requires no qualifications |
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It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes |
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So please try not to be impatient |
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For we all hate standing in line |
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And when the farm is good and bought |
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You'll be there without a thought |
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And eternity my friend is a long f**king time |
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Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend |
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But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and |
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You painted my entire world |
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But I don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled |
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And I won't forget it |