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Ah, tell 'em about it Darlin'. |
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Here we go. |
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She's a waitress at her corner, |
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Always dancin' nine-to-five. |
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Well, she ain't no supermodel, |
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But I'm here to tell you, she's fine, (Ha, ha.) |
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She's so fine, Johnny. |
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She's like the classic girl next door, |
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There's somethin' 'bout her walk: |
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There's somethin' that goes off inside, |
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Each time she starts to talk. |
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Plain Jane, |
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Oh, I love her name. |
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She drives me insane. |
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She's my plain Jane. |
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She always gets my business, |
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I can't wait to ring her bell. |
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(Ah, I bet you can't Donnie.) |
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She puts a quarter in the jukebox: |
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Says she don't kiss an' tell. |
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Is that right, brother. |
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The way she wears that dress, (Yeah.) |
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It's time that I confess: |
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The music starts an' my heart stops, |
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An' I become a mess. |
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Plain Jane, |
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Oh, I love her name. |
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She drives me insane. |
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She's my plain Jane. |
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Nothin' fancy: she's just got everything. |
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She's so addicting; she's so amazing: |
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Can't think of anything. |
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Do, do, do do. |
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(Whoa, talk to me, plain Jane.) |
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Do, do, do do, do, do. |
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Whoa, yeah, |
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C'mon. |
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Plain Jane, |
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Oh, I love her name. |
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She drives me insane. |
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She's my plain Jane. (Jane, Jane.) |
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Plain Jane, |
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Oh, I love her name. |
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She drives me insane. |
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She said just call me plain Jane. |
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(That's right, buddy." |
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Plain Jane, |
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She's my plain Jane. |
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She's my plain Jane. |
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She's my plain, (Jane) |
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Whoo, she's my plain Jane. |
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(No, she's mine.) |