| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 泽桥 |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 洛温阿特金森 |
| [00:00.00] | 派大星：你还在等什么呀 |
| [00:02.51] | 我们快走吧 |
| [00:04.58] | 海绵宝宝：我不想这么做 |
| [00:05.69] | 我想做正常的… |
| [00:06.89] | 派大星：该你了！我们另一边见了，兄弟！ |
| [00:10.48] | RUA |
| [00:14.41] | 派大星：哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:23.25] | 路人孩子：妈妈，那是什么动物? |
| [00:25.82] | 路人：那是废物，宝宝,那不是正常人 |
| [00:28.48] | 不是正常人 |
| [00:31.30] | 派大星：海绵宝宝他们夸我不是常人啦 |
| [00:33.21] | 派大星RAP：其实我知道自己是个天才 |
| [00:35.58] | 特长是发呆 还有宅 |
| [00:37.84] | 所以身边总是空无一物 |
| [00:40.31] | 因为天才生来孤独 |
| [00:42.67] | 我喜欢闭着眼数星星 |
| [00:45.13] | 数来数去只有我是派大星 |
| [00:47.55] | 有人说我在发神经 |
| [00:48.81] | 我只是在做海星该做的事情 |
| [00:52.27] | 当章鱼哥拿起了他的竖笛 |
| [00:54.71] | 开始了扰民一般的练习 |
| [00:57.12] | 当蟹老板又找到一枚金币 |
| [00:59.33] | 然后偷偷放进了口袋里 |
| [01:01.94] | 当所有人追逐他们想要的东西 |
| [01:04.41] | 只有我的规划里 |
| [01:05.62] | 要做的是NOTHING |
| [01:06.83] | 直到有人 发现了我 看见了我 走进了我 拥向了我 |
| [01:09.84] | 从此改变我的全部生活 |
| [01:11.65] | 记得我们一起去抓水母 |
| [01:13.92] | 然后发现水母在抓章鱼哥 |
| [01:16.33] | 我们身为他的邻居必须做点什么 |
| [01:18.80] | 就去商场买了个保护壳 |
| [01:21.10] | 正好商场抽奖 |
| [01:22.42] | 你想抽个角色 |
| [01:23.68] | 结果只抽中个小汽车 |
| [01:25.94] | 我想带你周游世界 |
| [01:27.19] | 可是没有驾照 |
| [01:28.40] | 只好带你去玩摇摇乐 |
| [01:30.82] | 但是海绵宝宝 |
| [01:31.97] | 你也知道 |
| [01:33.01] | 我没什么头脑笨手笨脚 |
| [01:35.58] | 为什么太阳要从西边落下 |
| [01:38.04] | 为什么我总让章鱼哥头大 |
| [01:40.46] | 为什么我们一直在被骂 |
| [01:42.67] | 这些“为什么” |
| [01:43.41] | 我从来都没想它 |
| [01:45.13] | 因为平时就是这样呆头呆脑 |
| [01:47.44] | 才会自由自在没有烦恼 |
| [01:49.96] | 但是海绵宝宝你不一样 |
| [01:52.14] | 你过着令人羡慕的生活 |
| [01:54.85] | 从事一份自己喜爱的工作 |
| [01:57.16] | 还有会永远支持你的朋友 |
| [01:59.57] | 爱你的家人 |
| [02:00.79] | 听话的小蜗 |
| [02:02.04] | 大把青春值得你去奋斗 |
| [02:04.40] | 所以有时候我也不知道你为什么难过 |
| [02:07.31] | （海绵宝宝：我所有的工作不就毫无意义了吗） |
| [02:09.22] | 当章鱼哥拿起了他的竖笛 |
| [02:11.48] | 开始出人头地双收名利 |
| [02:13.90] | 当蟹老板又找到一枚金币 |
| [02:16.11] | 笑得前仰后合忘乎所以 |
| [02:18.77] | 海绵宝宝那我们是不是也应该 |
| [02:21.14] | 坚持做自己喜欢的事情 |
| [02:23.60] | 所以你还在等什么呀我们快走吧 |
| [02:27.37] | （海绵宝宝：我不想这么做 |
| [02:30.39] | 我想做正常的事） |
| [02:33.21] | 天呐 |
| [02:33.77] | 我都没有发现呐 |
| [02:35.48] | 海绵宝宝你是不是生病啦 |
| [02:37.88] | 你身上的洞洞越来越少 |
| [02:40.36] | 还有作为方块的棱角 |
| [02:42.72] | 是不是我没把你照顾好 |
| [02:45.23] | 别担心我马上为你治疗 |
| [02:47.44] | 等你恢复了正常我们还能一起冒险 |
| [02:50.06] | 对吗，海绵宝宝 |
| [02:52.37] | 那一只水母我一定要抓到 |
| [02:54.83] | 章鱼哥的仇就由我来报 |
| [02:57.09] | 你想要的卡片 |
| [02:58.40] | 我也抽来给你 |
| [02:59.66] | 虽然不知道它们有什么好 |
| [03:01.97] | 海绵宝宝我终于考到了驾照 |
| [03:04.38] | 可以一起去找太阳落下的小岛 |
| [03:06.80] | 海绵宝宝，你的家 |
| [03:08.06] | 变得好漂亮 |
| [03:09.32] | “你恢复正常了吗？海绵宝宝” |
| [03:11.70] | “对不起，大爷，这个人是在骚扰你吗” |
| [03:14.67] | “海绵宝宝” |
| [03:15.67] | “不要紧，他只是嫉妒我过着光鲜亮丽的新生活” |
| [03:20.20] | “可是”“别给我来这里捣乱回家去吧” |
| [03:26.59] | “欢乐是如何消失的呢？海绵宝宝” |
| [03:32.18] | 路人孩子：妈妈，那是什么........ |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : ze qiao |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : luo wen a te jin sen |
| [00:00.00] | pai da xing: ni hai zai deng shen me ya |
| [00:02.51] | wo men kuai zou ba |
| [00:04.58] | hai mian bao bao: wo bu xiang zhe me zuo |
| [00:05.69] | wo xiang zuo zheng chang de |
| [00:06.89] | pai da xing: gai ni le! wo men ling yi bian jian le, xiong di! |
| [00:10.48] | RUA |
| [00:14.41] | pai da xing: ha ha ha ha |
| [00:23.25] | lu ren hai zi: ma ma, na shi shen me dong wu? |
| [00:25.82] | lu ren: na shi fei wu, bao bao, na bu shi zheng chang ren |
| [00:28.48] | bu shi zheng chang ren |
| [00:31.30] | pai da xing: hai mian bao bao ta men kua wo bu shi chang ren la |
| [00:33.21] | pai da xing RAP: qi shi wo zhi dao zi ji shi ge tian cai |
| [00:35.58] | te chang shi fa dai hai you zhai |
| [00:37.84] | suo yi shen bian zong shi kong wu yi wu |
| [00:40.31] | yin wei tian cai sheng lai gu du |
| [00:42.67] | wo xi huan bi zhuo yan shu xing xing |
| [00:45.13] | shu lai shu qu zhi you wo shi pai da xing |
| [00:47.55] | you ren shuo wo zai fa shen jing |
| [00:48.81] | wo zhi shi zai zuo hai xing gai zuo de shi qing |
| [00:52.27] | dang zhang yu ge na qi le ta de shu di |
| [00:54.71] | kai shi le rao min yi ban de lian xi |
| [00:57.12] | dang xie lao ban you zhao dao yi mei jin bi |
| [00:59.33] | ran hou tou tou fang jin le kou dai li |
| [01:01.94] | dang suo you ren zhui zhu ta men xiang yao de dong xi |
| [01:04.41] | zhi you wo de gui hua li |
| [01:05.62] | yao zuo de shi NOTHING |
| [01:06.83] | zhi dao you ren fa xian le wo kan jian le wo zou jin le wo yong xiang le wo |
| [01:09.84] | cong ci gai bian wo de quan bu sheng huo |
| [01:11.65] | ji de wo men yi qi qu zhua shui mu |
| [01:13.92] | ran hou fa xian shui mu zai zhua zhang yu ge |
| [01:16.33] | wo men shen wei ta de lin ju bi xu zuo dian shen me |
| [01:18.80] | jiu qu shang chang mai le ge bao hu ke |
| [01:21.10] | zheng hao shang chang chou jiang |
| [01:22.42] | ni xiang chou ge jue se |
| [01:23.68] | jie guo zhi chou zhong ge xiao qi che |
| [01:25.94] | wo xiang dai ni zhou you shi jie |
| [01:27.19] | ke shi mei you jia zhao |
| [01:28.40] | zhi hao dai ni qu wan yao yao le |
| [01:30.82] | dan shi hai mian bao bao |
| [01:31.97] | ni ye zhi dao |
| [01:33.01] | wo mei shen me tou nao ben shou ben jiao |
| [01:35.58] | wei shi me tai yang yao cong xi bian la xia |
| [01:38.04] | wei shi me wo zong rang zhang yu ge tou da |
| [01:40.46] | wei shi me wo men yi zhi zai bei ma |
| [01:42.67] | zhei xie" wei shi me" |
| [01:43.41] | wo cong lai dou mei xiang ta |
| [01:45.13] | yin wei ping shi jiu shi zhe yang dai tou dai nao |
| [01:47.44] | cai hui zi you zi zai mei you fan nao |
| [01:49.96] | dan shi hai mian bao bao ni bu yi yang |
| [01:52.14] | ni guo zhe ling ren xian mu de sheng huo |
| [01:54.85] | cong shi yi fen zi ji xi ai de gong zuo |
| [01:57.16] | hai you hui yong yuan zhi chi ni de peng you |
| [01:59.57] | ai ni de jia ren |
| [02:00.79] | ting hua de xiao wo |
| [02:02.04] | da ba qing chun zhi de ni qu fen dou |
| [02:04.40] | suo yi you shi hou wo ye bu zhi dao ni wei shi me nan guo |
| [02:07.31] | hai mian bao bao: wo suo you de gong zuo bu jiu hao wu yi yi le ma |
| [02:09.22] | dang zhang yu ge na qi le ta de shu di |
| [02:11.48] | kai shi chu ren tou di shuang shou ming li |
| [02:13.90] | dang xie lao ban you zhao dao yi mei jin bi |
| [02:16.11] | xiao de qian yang hou he wang hu suo yi |
| [02:18.77] | hai mian bao bao na wo men shi bu shi ye ying gai |
| [02:21.14] | jian chi zuo zi ji xi huan de shi qing |
| [02:23.60] | suo yi ni hai zai deng shen me ya wo men kuai zou ba |
| [02:27.37] | hai mian bao bao: wo bu xiang zhe me zuo |
| [02:30.39] | wo xiang zuo zheng chang de shi |
| [02:33.21] | tian na |
| [02:33.77] | wo dou mei you fa xian na |
| [02:35.48] | hai mian bao bao ni shi bu shi sheng bing la |
| [02:37.88] | ni shen shang de dong dong yue lai yue shao |
| [02:40.36] | hai you zuo wei fang kuai de leng jiao |
| [02:42.72] | shi bu shi wo mei ba ni zhao gu hao |
| [02:45.23] | bie dan xin wo ma shang wei ni zhi liao |
| [02:47.44] | deng ni hui fu le zheng chang wo men hai neng yi qi mao xian |
| [02:50.06] | dui ma, hai mian bao bao |
| [02:52.37] | na yi zhi shui mu wo yi ding yao zhua dao |
| [02:54.83] | zhang yu ge de chou jiu you wo lai bao |
| [02:57.09] | ni xiang yao di ka pian |
| [02:58.40] | wo ye chou lai gei ni |
| [02:59.66] | sui ran bu zhi dao ta men you shen me hao |
| [03:01.97] | hai mian bao bao wo zhong yu kao dao le jia zhao |
| [03:04.38] | ke yi yi qi qu zhao tai yang la xia de xiao dao |
| [03:06.80] | hai mian bao bao, ni de jia |
| [03:08.06] | bian de hao piao liang |
| [03:09.32] | " ni hui fu zheng chang le ma? hai mian bao bao" |
| [03:11.70] | " dui bu qi, da ye, zhe ge ren shi zai sao rao ni ma" |
| [03:14.67] | " hai mian bao bao" |
| [03:15.67] | " bu yao jin, ta zhi shi ji du wo guo zhe guang xian liang li de xin sheng huo" |
| [03:20.20] | " ke shi"" bie gei wo lai zhe li dao luan hui jia qu ba" |
| [03:26.59] | " huan le shi ru he xiao shi de ne? hai mian bao bao" |
| [03:32.18] | lu ren hai zi: ma ma, na shi shen me........ |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : zé qiáo |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : luò wēn ā tè jīn sēn |
| [00:00.00] | pài dà xīng: nǐ hái zài děng shén me ya |
| [00:02.51] | wǒ men kuài zǒu ba |
| [00:04.58] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo: wǒ bù xiǎng zhè me zuò |
| [00:05.69] | wǒ xiǎng zuò zhèng cháng de |
| [00:06.89] | pài dà xīng: gāi nǐ le! wǒ men lìng yī biān jiàn le, xiōng dì! |
| [00:10.48] | RUA |
| [00:14.41] | pài dà xīng: hā hā hā hā |
| [00:23.25] | lù rén hái zi: mā mā, nà shi shén me dòng wù? |
| [00:25.82] | lù rén: nà shi fèi wù, bǎo bǎo, nà bú shì zhèng cháng rén |
| [00:28.48] | bú shì zhèng cháng rén |
| [00:31.30] | pài dà xīng: hǎi mián bǎo bǎo tā men kuā wǒ bú shì cháng rén la |
| [00:33.21] | pài dà xīng RAP: qí shí wǒ zhī dào zì jǐ shì gè tiān cái |
| [00:35.58] | tè cháng shì fā dāi hái yǒu zhái |
| [00:37.84] | suǒ yǐ shēn biān zǒng shì kōng wú yī wù |
| [00:40.31] | yīn wèi tiān cái shēng lái gū dú |
| [00:42.67] | wǒ xǐ huān bì zhuó yǎn shù xīng xīng |
| [00:45.13] | shù lái shù qù zhǐ yǒu wǒ shì pài dà xīng |
| [00:47.55] | yǒu rén shuō wǒ zài fā shén jīng |
| [00:48.81] | wǒ zhǐ shì zài zuò hǎi xīng gāi zuò de shì qíng |
| [00:52.27] | dāng zhāng yú gē ná qǐ le tā de shù dí |
| [00:54.71] | kāi shǐ le rǎo mín yì bān de liàn xí |
| [00:57.12] | dāng xiè lǎo bǎn yòu zhǎo dào yī méi jīn bì |
| [00:59.33] | rán hòu tōu tōu fàng jìn le kǒu dài lǐ |
| [01:01.94] | dāng suǒ yǒu rén zhuī zhú tā men xiǎng yào de dōng xī |
| [01:04.41] | zhǐ yǒu wǒ de guī huà lǐ |
| [01:05.62] | yào zuò de shì NOTHING |
| [01:06.83] | zhí dào yǒu rén fā xiàn le wǒ kàn jiàn le wǒ zǒu jìn le wǒ yōng xiàng le wǒ |
| [01:09.84] | cóng cǐ gǎi biàn wǒ de quán bù shēng huó |
| [01:11.65] | jì de wǒ men yì qǐ qù zhuā shuǐ mǔ |
| [01:13.92] | rán hòu fā xiàn shuǐ mǔ zài zhuā zhāng yú gē |
| [01:16.33] | wǒ men shēn wéi tā de lín jū bì xū zuò diǎn shén me |
| [01:18.80] | jiù qù shāng chǎng mǎi le gè bǎo hù ké |
| [01:21.10] | zhèng hǎo shāng chǎng chōu jiǎng |
| [01:22.42] | nǐ xiǎng chōu gè jué sè |
| [01:23.68] | jié guǒ zhǐ chōu zhòng gè xiǎo qì chē |
| [01:25.94] | wǒ xiǎng dài nǐ zhōu yóu shì jiè |
| [01:27.19] | kě shì méi yǒu jià zhào |
| [01:28.40] | zhǐ hǎo dài nǐ qù wán yáo yáo lè |
| [01:30.82] | dàn shì hǎi mián bǎo bǎo |
| [01:31.97] | nǐ yě zhī dào |
| [01:33.01] | wǒ méi shén me tóu nǎo bèn shǒu bèn jiǎo |
| [01:35.58] | wèi shí me tài yáng yào cóng xī biān là xià |
| [01:38.04] | wèi shí me wǒ zǒng ràng zhāng yú gē tóu dà |
| [01:40.46] | wèi shí me wǒ men yī zhí zài bèi mà |
| [01:42.67] | zhèi xiē" wèi shí me" |
| [01:43.41] | wǒ cóng lái dōu méi xiǎng tā |
| [01:45.13] | yīn wèi píng shí jiù shì zhè yàng dāi tóu dāi nǎo |
| [01:47.44] | cái huì zì yóu zì zài méi yǒu fán nǎo |
| [01:49.96] | dàn shì hǎi mián bǎo bǎo nǐ bù yí yàng |
| [01:52.14] | nǐ guò zhe lìng rén xiàn mù de shēng huó |
| [01:54.85] | cóng shì yī fèn zì jǐ xǐ ài de gōng zuò |
| [01:57.16] | hái yǒu huì yǒng yuǎn zhī chí nǐ de péng yǒu |
| [01:59.57] | ài nǐ de jiā rén |
| [02:00.79] | tīng huà de xiǎo wō |
| [02:02.04] | dà bǎ qīng chūn zhí de nǐ qù fèn dòu |
| [02:04.40] | suǒ yǐ yǒu shí hou wǒ yě bù zhī dào nǐ wèi shí me nán guò |
| [02:07.31] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo: wǒ suǒ yǒu de gōng zuò bù jiù háo wú yì yì le ma |
| [02:09.22] | dāng zhāng yú gē ná qǐ le tā de shù dí |
| [02:11.48] | kāi shǐ chū rén tóu dì shuāng shōu míng lì |
| [02:13.90] | dāng xiè lǎo bǎn yòu zhǎo dào yī méi jīn bì |
| [02:16.11] | xiào dé qián yǎng hòu hé wàng hū suǒ yǐ |
| [02:18.77] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo nà wǒ men shì bú shì yě yīng gāi |
| [02:21.14] | jiān chí zuò zì jǐ xǐ huān de shì qíng |
| [02:23.60] | suǒ yǐ nǐ hái zài děng shén me ya wǒ men kuài zǒu ba |
| [02:27.37] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo: wǒ bù xiǎng zhè me zuò |
| [02:30.39] | wǒ xiǎng zuò zhèng cháng de shì |
| [02:33.21] | tiān nà |
| [02:33.77] | wǒ dōu méi yǒu fā xiàn nà |
| [02:35.48] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo nǐ shì bú shì shēng bìng la |
| [02:37.88] | nǐ shēn shàng de dòng dòng yuè lái yuè shǎo |
| [02:40.36] | hái yǒu zuò wéi fāng kuài de léng jiǎo |
| [02:42.72] | shì bú shì wǒ méi bǎ nǐ zhào gù hǎo |
| [02:45.23] | bié dān xīn wǒ mǎ shàng wèi nǐ zhì liáo |
| [02:47.44] | děng nǐ huī fù le zhèng cháng wǒ men hái néng yì qǐ mào xiǎn |
| [02:50.06] | duì ma, hǎi mián bǎo bǎo |
| [02:52.37] | nà yì zhī shuǐ mǔ wǒ yí dìng yào zhuā dào |
| [02:54.83] | zhāng yú gē de chóu jiù yóu wǒ lái bào |
| [02:57.09] | nǐ xiǎng yào dí kǎ piàn |
| [02:58.40] | wǒ yě chōu lái gěi nǐ |
| [02:59.66] | suī rán bù zhī dào tā men yǒu shén me hǎo |
| [03:01.97] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo wǒ zhōng yú kǎo dào le jià zhào |
| [03:04.38] | kě yǐ yì qǐ qù zhǎo tài yáng là xià de xiǎo dǎo |
| [03:06.80] | hǎi mián bǎo bǎo, nǐ de jiā |
| [03:08.06] | biàn de hǎo piào liàng |
| [03:09.32] | " nǐ huī fù zhèng cháng le ma? hǎi mián bǎo bǎo" |
| [03:11.70] | " duì bù qǐ, dà yé, zhè gè rén shì zài sāo rǎo nǐ ma" |
| [03:14.67] | " hǎi mián bǎo bǎo" |
| [03:15.67] | " bú yào jǐn, tā zhǐ shì jí dù wǒ guò zhe guāng xiān liàng lì de xīn shēng huó" |
| [03:20.20] | " kě shì"" bié gěi wǒ lái zhè lǐ dǎo luàn huí jiā qù ba" |
| [03:26.59] | " huān lè shì rú hé xiāo shī de ne? hǎi mián bǎo bǎo" |
| [03:32.18] | lù rén hái zi: mā mā, nà shi shén me........ |
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