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Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you |
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Wrong answer again |
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This song is for all the mutherfuckin chicken head bitches |
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And we kept the mutherfuckin names the same |
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Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god damn shame |
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[Verse 1] |
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What the fuck is goin on in this god damn world |
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What are you bitch a boy or a girl? |
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I can't tell cause your shit on the sides is gone |
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You remind me of that monkey lookin bitch Grace Jones |
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Fucked up is how you look to Willie D |
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I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me |
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Some try to cover up by weavin it through |
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You ain't foolin nobody |
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We know your bald headed too |
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[Chorus:] |
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Bald Head Hoes |
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Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D |
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I see some bald headed hoes |
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Bald Head Hoes |
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Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D |
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I see some bald headed hoes |
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[Verse 2] |
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There should be a crime against bald head hoes |
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Why they want to be bald |
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Nobody knows |
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Being bald makes a gal look like a beast |
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Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease |
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Hell naw |
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Cause if you did you'd have some up there |
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Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care |
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Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace |
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Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place |
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Its from them Bald head hoes |
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They just so damn mean |
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The meanest ass hoes I ever seen |
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Ain't got no hair so they act crude |
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And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do |
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Am I right? (you right) |
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Hell yeah Im right |
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Ive seen this shit night after night |
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Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass bitch |
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You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn shit |
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[Chorus] |
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[Verse 3] |
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Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe |
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You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so |
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If I cant run through her hair with my hand |
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Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man |
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So stay away you bold hickies |
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I know you out there |
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Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair |
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Your sister bald Zanny |
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Your mamma bald Eddie |
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I bet you even got a bald headed ass granny |
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[Chorus] |
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[talking] |
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Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe |
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[Verse 4] |
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Hair spots on a hot sunny day |
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Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway |
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I saw no hair Clair |
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Yesterday on the cut |
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Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her butt |
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I hope that she now, that I know it aint real |
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But I wont squeal not even on Andrea |
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Kim, Shawn or Merylinn |
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Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins |
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Something must be done |
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About these citizens |
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You ask |
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What will I do to support my fellow man? |
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Im proposing a bill |
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To capital hill |
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To kill all bald headed women at will |
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[Chorus x2] |
