| 歌曲 | Stock Market Blues |
| 歌手 | Hank Williams, Jr. |
| 专辑 | Old School New Rules |
| [00:11.64] | Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments? |
| [00:16.33] | I wanna get the hell outta here |
| [00:19.73] | |
| [00:20.91] | I’ve ordered my Mercedes |
| [00:23.16] | I wanna meet some classy ladies |
| [00:25.79] | And start drinkin’ champagne instead of beer |
| [00:29.48] | |
| [00:30.67] | Now I don’t have much money |
| [00:33.06] | But we could work out something |
| [00:35.54] | I could send you 20 bucks a week |
| [00:40.33] | He said that’s not how it works |
| [00:42.73] | And just what is your net worth? |
| [00:45.23] | I said my net worth is what I got on me |
| [00:49.20] | |
| [00:52.66] | So I called up my mother in law |
| [00:55.43] | Told ‘er about the add I saw |
| [00:58.02] | Guaranteeing a fortune to be made |
| [01:01.24] | |
| [01:02.38] | I said I need a hundred thou |
| [01:05.01] | Cuz we have got to jump in now |
| [01:07.57] | We’ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways |
| [01:11.12] | |
| [01:12.04] | So I met her down at the bank |
| [01:14.93] | Grabbed the check and then I ran |
| [01:17.28] | As fast as I could to the store |
| [01:21.52] | |
| [01:22.21] | Now here’s all the money |
| [01:24.43] | So pick some winner sunny |
| [01:27.06] | And call me up when we make the big score |
| [01:30.87] | |
| [01:36.57] | Well I saw it on the evening news |
| [01:39.42] | That stock market really had the blues |
| [01:41.79] | And when it closed it set an all time low |
| [01:46.62] | I wondered where did I go wrong? |
| [01:49.04] | Why did this happen to me lord? |
| [01:51.44] | I’ve got to get that money back, you know? |
| [01:55.17] | |
| [01:56.04] | Well I just sat there and wondered why |
| [01:58.80] | I was gonna buy low and sell it high |
| [02:01.22] | But things sure didn’t work out that way |
| [02:05.27] | |
| [02:05.90] | I don’t know what I’m gonna do |
| [02:08.64] | And to tell y’all the truth |
| [02:11.02] | I think I’ve lost my assets today |
| [02:15.01] | |
| [02:23.40] | Hey broker man, please don’t make no more investments |
| [02:28.21] | Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants |
| [02:31.90] | |
| [02:33.16] | Cancel that Mercedes, I’m goin’ back to the old lady |
| [02:37.92] | In Little Rock instead of Paris, France |
| [02:41.67] | |
| [02:42.48] | Oh, I’ll never play that game again |
| [02:45.50] | I think y’all saw me comin’ friend |
| [02:47.85] | And I jumped right in like a big fool |
| [02:52.58] | Oh I thought I’d make some money |
| [02:55.02] | But it’s really kinda funny |
| [02:57.46] | Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who |
| [03:02.54] | Oh, I thought I’d make some money |
| [03:04.84] | But it’s really kinda funny |
| [03:07.49] | |
| [03:08.88] | Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who |
| [03:13.24] | |
| [03:17.32] | Yes mother in law, I’m checkin’ on it right now |
| [00:11.64] | Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments? |
| [00:16.33] | I wanna get the hell outta here |
| [00:19.73] | |
| [00:20.91] | I' ve ordered my Mercedes |
| [00:23.16] | I wanna meet some classy ladies |
| [00:25.79] | And start drinkin' champagne instead of beer |
| [00:29.48] | |
| [00:30.67] | Now I don' t have much money |
| [00:33.06] | But we could work out something |
| [00:35.54] | I could send you 20 bucks a week |
| [00:40.33] | He said that' s not how it works |
| [00:42.73] | And just what is your net worth? |
| [00:45.23] | I said my net worth is what I got on me |
| [00:49.20] | |
| [00:52.66] | So I called up my mother in law |
| [00:55.43] | Told ' er about the add I saw |
| [00:58.02] | Guaranteeing a fortune to be made |
| [01:01.24] | |
| [01:02.38] | I said I need a hundred thou |
| [01:05.01] | Cuz we have got to jump in now |
| [01:07.57] | We' ll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways |
| [01:11.12] | |
| [01:12.04] | So I met her down at the bank |
| [01:14.93] | Grabbed the check and then I ran |
| [01:17.28] | As fast as I could to the store |
| [01:21.52] | |
| [01:22.21] | Now here' s all the money |
| [01:24.43] | So pick some winner sunny |
| [01:27.06] | And call me up when we make the big score |
| [01:30.87] | |
| [01:36.57] | Well I saw it on the evening news |
| [01:39.42] | That stock market really had the blues |
| [01:41.79] | And when it closed it set an all time low |
| [01:46.62] | I wondered where did I go wrong? |
| [01:49.04] | Why did this happen to me lord? |
| [01:51.44] | I' ve got to get that money back, you know? |
| [01:55.17] | |
| [01:56.04] | Well I just sat there and wondered why |
| [01:58.80] | I was gonna buy low and sell it high |
| [02:01.22] | But things sure didn' t work out that way |
| [02:05.27] | |
| [02:05.90] | I don' t know what I' m gonna do |
| [02:08.64] | And to tell y' all the truth |
| [02:11.02] | I think I' ve lost my assets today |
| [02:15.01] | |
| [02:23.40] | Hey broker man, please don' t make no more investments |
| [02:28.21] | Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants |
| [02:31.90] | |
| [02:33.16] | Cancel that Mercedes, I' m goin' back to the old lady |
| [02:37.92] | In Little Rock instead of Paris, France |
| [02:41.67] | |
| [02:42.48] | Oh, I' ll never play that game again |
| [02:45.50] | I think y' all saw me comin' friend |
| [02:47.85] | And I jumped right in like a big fool |
| [02:52.58] | Oh I thought I' d make some money |
| [02:55.02] | But it' s really kinda funny |
| [02:57.46] | Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who |
| [03:02.54] | Oh, I thought I' d make some money |
| [03:04.84] | But it' s really kinda funny |
| [03:07.49] | |
| [03:08.88] | Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who |
| [03:13.24] | |
| [03:17.32] | Yes mother in law, I' m checkin' on it right now |