| 歌曲 | Fitter Stoke Has a Bath |
| 歌手 | Hatfield and the North |
| 专辑 | Hatfield and the North |
| 作词 : Pyle | |
| You don't suspect my life's a mess, you probably think it's groovy | |
| Meeting people every day and see some place abroad | |
| And I admit that when the time is right it can be quite a laugh | |
| Even though that's not often | |
| Eventually, I think that you will agree | |
| I'm only putting lines out and shifting gears, missing years disappear | |
| And as for you I couldn't bear to think of it… | |
| They said you were Swedish | |
| You asked me for a chocolate bar, and then you went and spoiled it all | |
| by eating it (what a pain, what a nause) | |
| Can you imagine my delight was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life | |
| Thank you ladies, you had us all, I hope you both enjoyed it. | |
| But just the same I'm happy just to sit around at home | |
| with Pamela making cups of tea & washing clothes | |
| Now anyone could easily see | |
| I'm basically a cretin | |
| Bing billy bong, silly song's going wrong | |
| Ding dong ding, dong ding dong, | |
| ping pong ping, my head's gone | |
| Bong billy bang, Desperate Dan, frying pan | |
| Cling clong cling, clong cling clang, Michael Miles, bogey man. |
| zuò cí : Pyle | |
| You don' t suspect my life' s a mess, you probably think it' s groovy | |
| Meeting people every day and see some place abroad | |
| And I admit that when the time is right it can be quite a laugh | |
| Even though that' s not often | |
| Eventually, I think that you will agree | |
| I' m only putting lines out and shifting gears, missing years disappear | |
| And as for you I couldn' t bear to think of it | |
| They said you were Swedish | |
| You asked me for a chocolate bar, and then you went and spoiled it all | |
| by eating it what a pain, what a nause | |
| Can you imagine my delight was like some R. Crumb magazine come to life | |
| Thank you ladies, you had us all, I hope you both enjoyed it. | |
| But just the same I' m happy just to sit around at home | |
| with Pamela making cups of tea washing clothes | |
| Now anyone could easily see | |
| I' m basically a cretin | |
| Bing billy bong, silly song' s going wrong | |
| Ding dong ding, dong ding dong, | |
| ping pong ping, my head' s gone | |
| Bong billy bang, Desperate Dan, frying pan | |
| Cling clong cling, clong cling clang, Michael Miles, bogey man. |