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The camera starts, the shower scene |
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I wield the knife, the girl screams |
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But she sounded like a wounded hen |
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The camera stops, we try again |
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Take nineteen, the shower scene |
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The cameraman got caught between between |
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The curtains, so he blew the take |
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The director says to take a break |
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The second break this afternoon |
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Her fingers look like shriveled prunes |
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She's screaming at the makeup man |
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To get the wrinkles off her hands |
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Why'd I go to school to act |
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There's noone here but freaks and hacks |
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These drama queens have got me down |
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I want to kill this whole damn town |
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I want to rule the silver screen |
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Not some B-list shower scene |
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With a plastic knife and sound effects |
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Like a porno flick without the sex |
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But I'll grin and bear this lousy film |
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And I'll play my stupid part until |
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I get my break and land a role |
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Where I don't need to puncture holes in bodies |
