歌曲 | Nobody's Perfect |
歌手 | Sarah Silverman |
专辑 | Jesus Is Magic |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
Abraham Lincoln, we get it you're tall | |
You don't need the hat too | |
Or maybe you do | |
Mother Teresa, two words: B.O. | |
She was nice I'll give her that | |
But she didn't smell like a rose | |
She did a lot of good in the world | |
But guess who... | |
Smelled like poo | |
Nobody's perfect | |
No one at all | |
Nobody's perfect | |
There's always a fault | |
Don't go thinking you're any better | |
There's always something wrong | |
George Washington Carver | |
Changed the world with his nuts | |
He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt | |
B.F.D | |
Who cares about the peanut? | |
Peanut's like the penny of snack foods | |
And well well well, look who's on the penny | |
I'm surprised they're tall enough | |
(You know who) | |
Gandhi, do you ever wash | |
That white sheet that you wear? | |
Do you have a last name | |
Or is it just like Cher? | |
You hunger-striked for peace | |
When the truth was you hated your thighs | |
Enough with the lies | |
And it's time to wash that sheet | |
Nobody's perfect | |
No one at all | |
Nobody's perfect | |
There's always a fault | |
Don't go thinking you're any better | |
There's always something wrong | |
Nobody's perfect | |
I'm not perfect | |
I'm way too pretty first of all | |
I eat and eat like a pig—can not gain a pound | |
The doctor's worried about that by the way | |
My IQ is like four million | |
Which is ... it can be a burden, actually | |
You wouldn't understand | |
I like to think of myself as very Jesus-y | |
I can say that because I don't think... | |
He was the savior, anything | |
I just, I'm into peace | |
Plus I wear sandals | |
You know, he wore sandals | |
So there's that. | |
But mostly | |
We have the same hair |
Abraham Lincoln, we get it you' re tall | |
You don' t need the hat too | |
Or maybe you do | |
Mother Teresa, two words: B. O. | |
She was nice I' ll give her that | |
But she didn' t smell like a rose | |
She did a lot of good in the world | |
But guess who... | |
Smelled like poo | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
No one at all | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
There' s always a fault | |
Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
There' s always something wrong | |
George Washington Carver | |
Changed the world with his nuts | |
He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt | |
B. F. D | |
Who cares about the peanut? | |
Peanut' s like the penny of snack foods | |
And well well well, look who' s on the penny | |
I' m surprised they' re tall enough | |
You know who | |
Gandhi, do you ever wash | |
That white sheet that you wear? | |
Do you have a last name | |
Or is it just like Cher? | |
You hungerstriked for peace | |
When the truth was you hated your thighs | |
Enough with the lies | |
And it' s time to wash that sheet | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
No one at all | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
There' s always a fault | |
Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
There' s always something wrong | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
I' m not perfect | |
I' m way too pretty first of all | |
I eat and eat like a pig can not gain a pound | |
The doctor' s worried about that by the way | |
My IQ is like four million | |
Which is ... it can be a burden, actually | |
You wouldn' t understand | |
I like to think of myself as very Jesusy | |
I can say that because I don' t think... | |
He was the savior, anything | |
I just, I' m into peace | |
Plus I wear sandals | |
You know, he wore sandals | |
So there' s that. | |
But mostly | |
We have the same hair |
Abraham Lincoln, we get it you' re tall | |
You don' t need the hat too | |
Or maybe you do | |
Mother Teresa, two words: B. O. | |
She was nice I' ll give her that | |
But she didn' t smell like a rose | |
She did a lot of good in the world | |
But guess who... | |
Smelled like poo | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
No one at all | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
There' s always a fault | |
Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
There' s always something wrong | |
George Washington Carver | |
Changed the world with his nuts | |
He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt | |
B. F. D | |
Who cares about the peanut? | |
Peanut' s like the penny of snack foods | |
And well well well, look who' s on the penny | |
I' m surprised they' re tall enough | |
You know who | |
Gandhi, do you ever wash | |
That white sheet that you wear? | |
Do you have a last name | |
Or is it just like Cher? | |
You hungerstriked for peace | |
When the truth was you hated your thighs | |
Enough with the lies | |
And it' s time to wash that sheet | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
No one at all | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
There' s always a fault | |
Don' t go thinking you' re any better | |
There' s always something wrong | |
Nobody' s perfect | |
I' m not perfect | |
I' m way too pretty first of all | |
I eat and eat like a pig can not gain a pound | |
The doctor' s worried about that by the way | |
My IQ is like four million | |
Which is ... it can be a burden, actually | |
You wouldn' t understand | |
I like to think of myself as very Jesusy | |
I can say that because I don' t think... | |
He was the savior, anything | |
I just, I' m into peace | |
Plus I wear sandals | |
You know, he wore sandals | |
So there' s that. | |
But mostly | |
We have the same hair |