| 歌曲 | Such a Groovy Guy |
| 歌手 | Weird Al Yankovic |
| 专辑 | "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| [00:13.04] | I got my alligator boots |
| [00:14.63] | I wear my pants skin tight |
| [00:16.32] | I wear my dark sunglasses |
| [00:17.99] | in the middle of the night |
| [00:19.41] | And when I look in the mirror |
| [00:21.12] | I'm-a such an awesome sight |
| [00:22.69] | It makes me wanna kneel down and pray |
| [00:25.44] | |
| [00:26.05] | I'm so adorable and charming |
| [00:27.79] | I'm sure that you can see |
| [00:29.38] | And everyone's always trying |
| [00:31.55] | to hang around with me |
| [00:32.81] | They tell me I'm the greatest |
| [00:34.61] | and it's hard to disagree |
| [00:36.12] | 'Cause I'm so perfect in every way |
| [00:38.79] | |
| [00:39.30] | And I'm so cute I can hardly stand it |
| [00:42.12] | And I'm so handsome honey I could just die |
| [00:45.40] | I know that you'll never be as wonderful |
| [00:47.75] | as me but at least you can try |
| [00:51.62] | 'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [00:54.92] | Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [00:58.11] | I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [01:01.42] | Yeah I'm such a groovy guy |
| [01:04.00] | |
| [01:05.59] | Baby are you in the mood for a little romance? |
| [01:08.75] | Well for starters I can pour some chocolate |
| [01:11.18] | pudding down your pants |
| [01:12.29] | And then attatch electrodes to your brain |
| [01:15.08] | and watch you dance |
| [01:15.90] | Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun? |
| [01:18.21] | |
| [01:18.81] | And then I might decide to |
| [01:20.79] | tie you up with dental floss |
| [01:22.00] | I'll make you wear a harness |
| [01:24.04] | and I'll show you who's the boss |
| [01:25.79] | Of course if you refuse, |
| [01:27.44] | well honey it's your loss |
| [01:28.94] | I mean I don't do this with just anyone. |
| [01:31.55] | |
| [01:32.30] | So baby how can you say it's all over? |
| [01:35.04] | So how can you tell me goodbye? |
| [01:38.27] | So now you tell me that |
| [01:40.45] | you're leaving me for good |
| [01:41.53] | And all I wanna know is why |
| [01:43.20] | |
| [01:43.35] | I mean after all |
| [01:44.49] | I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [01:47.95] | Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [01:51.01] | I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [01:54.24] | Yeah I'm such a groovy guy |
| [01:56.73] | I mean you could do worse! |
| [02:10.02][01:58.38] | |
| [02:11.07] | I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [02:14.05] | Yeah I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [02:17.29] | I'm such a groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
| [02:20.54] | I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy) |
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| [00:13.04] | tà shàng wǒ de è yú pí xié |
| [00:14.63] | chuān shang wǒ de jǐn shēn kù |
| [00:16.32] | dài shang wǒ de shēn sè tài yáng jìng |
| [00:17.99] | zài wǔ yè shí fēn |
| [00:19.41] | jiē zhe dāng wǒ zhào jìng zi de shí hòu |
| [00:21.12] | wǒ shì yī fù rú cǐ jué miào de jǐng xiàng! |
| [00:22.69] | ràng wǒ dōu xiǎng guì xià lái gǎn xiè shàng dì |
| [00:26.05] | wǒ zhè me kě ài mí rén |
| [00:27.79] | nǐ yí dìng kàn de dào ba |
| [00:29.38] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu xiǎng |
| [00:31.55] | hé wǒ yì qǐ xián guàng |
| [00:32.81] | tā men gēn wǒ shuō wǒ shì zuì bàng de |
| [00:34.61] | zhè hěn nán fǒu rèn a |
| [00:36.12] | yīn wèi wǒ zěn me kàn dōu hěn wán měi |
| [00:39.30] | wǒ tài kě ài le wǒ zì jǐ dōu shòu bù liǎo |
| [00:42.12] | wǒ tài yīng jùn le tián xīn ràng wǒ qù sǐ ba |
| [00:45.40] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ yǒng yuǎn bù kě néng xiàng wǒ yí yàng bù kě sī yì |
| [00:47.75] | zhì shǎo nǐ kě yǐ shì shì a |
| [00:51.62] | yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [00:54.92] | yé wǒ jiù shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [00:58.11] | wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [01:01.42] | yé wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [01:05.59] | bǎo bèi nǐ jué de qì fēn yǒu diǎn làng màn ma? |
| [01:08.75] | zuò wéi kāi shǐ wǒ huì dào yī xiē qiǎo kè lì bù dīng |
| [01:11.18] | zài nǐ kù zi xià miàn |
| [01:12.29] | rán hòu gěi nǐ de nǎo dài tiē shàng diàn jí |
| [01:15.08] | kàn nǐ shǒu wǔ zú dǎo |
| [01:15.90] | ō lǎo tiān, zhè nán dào bù hǎo wán ma? |
| [01:18.81] | rán hòu wǒ kě néng jué dìng |
| [01:20.79] | bǎ nǐ yòng yá xiàn bǎng qǐ lái |
| [01:22.00] | zài gěi nǐ dài shang qiān yǐn shéng |
| [01:24.04] | ràng nǐ kàn kàn shuí cái shì lǎo dà |
| [01:25.79] | dāng rán rú guǒ nǐ jù jué |
| [01:27.44] | ō tián xīn, zhè shì nǐ de sǔn shī |
| [01:28.94] | wǒ shì shuō wǒ bú huì suí biàn hé yí ge rén zuò zhèi xiē shì |
| [01:32.30] | nà me bǎo bèi nǐ zěn me huì shuō zhè yī qiè dōu jié shù le? |
| [01:35.04] | nà me nǐ zěn me néng gēn wǒ shuō zài jiàn? |
| [01:38.27] | nà me xiàn zài nǐ gào sù wǒ |
| [01:40.45] | lí kāi wǒ shì wèi wǒ hǎo |
| [01:41.53] | wǒ xiǎng zhī dào de jiù shì wèi shí me |
| [01:43.35] | wǒ shì shuō bì jìng |
| [01:44.49] | wǒ zhēn de shì gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [01:47.95] | yé wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [01:51.01] | wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [01:54.24] | yé wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [01:56.73] | wǒ shì shuō nǐ zhǐ néng zuò dé gèng zāo! |
| [02:11.07] | wǒ jiù shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [02:14.05] | yé wǒ jiù shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [02:17.29] | wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
| [02:20.54] | wǒ shì zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ zhè me gè shuài xiǎo huǒ |
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