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We all used to call him, |
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Jimmy the |
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GeekHe was a dumb lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak |
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He never used to hang around with the guys |
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He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies |
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He wasn't much to look at, he never was very bright |
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But at least there was one thing that he could do all right |
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That boy could dance, that boy could dance, yeah |
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He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore |
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But the women would scream when he walked in the door' |
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Cause one thing |
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I could tell you for sure |
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That boy could dance |
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Picking teams, he would always be last |
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He couldn't run very far, he couldn't think very fast |
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If he was on your side, you'd always lose |
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That guy had a problem, even tying his shoes |
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He never passed his drivers test, he was always afraid of cars |
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And he had a complexion that resembled the surface of |
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MarsBut that boy could dance, but that boy could dance, yeah |
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Well, his hair was a mess and his clothes didn't fit |
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He smelled pretty bad and he drooled just a bit |
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But you gotta admit |
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Boy, that boy could dance |
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Now that boy is much older |
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He got his own dance studio |
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He got a Teeny |
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Bopper fan club |
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Yeah, he got his own |
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TV showNow he owns half of |
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MontanaThey all call him ' |
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Diamond Jim' |
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And you know |
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I'd do anything if |
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I could be just like him' |
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Cause that boy could dance, that boy could dance |
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That boy could dance |
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That boy could dance |
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That boy could dance... |