Like a Surgeon

歌曲 Like a Surgeon
歌手 Weird Al Yankovic
专辑 Dare to Be Stupid

歌词

[00:11.06] I finally made it through med school
[00:14.70] Somehow i made it through
[00:19.45] I'm just an intern
[00:21.05] I still make a mistake or two
[00:26.24] I was last in my class
[00:29.97] Barely passsed at the institute
[00:33.90] Now i'm trying to avoid, yah i'm trying to avoid
[00:40.93] A malpractise suit
[00:44.81] Hey, like a surgeon
[00:48.70] Cuttin' for the very first time
[00:52.78] Like a surgeon
[00:56.71] Organ transplants are my line
[01:00.36] Better give me all your gause nurse
[01:04.14] This patient's fading fast
[01:08.62] Complications have set in
[01:11.65] Don't know how long he'll last
[01:15.60] Let me see, that i.v.
[01:19.33] Here we go - time to operate
[01:23.12] I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
[01:30.09] And see what he ate
[01:34.49] Like a surgeon, hey
[01:37.78] Cuttin' for the very first time
[01:42.06] Like a surgeon
[01:45.84] Here's a waiver for you to sign
[01:53.44] Woe, woe, woe
[02:04.83] It's a fact - i'm a quack
[02:08.58] The disgrace of the a.m.a.
[02:12.56] 'cause my patients die, yah my patients die
[02:19.47] Before they can pay
[02:23.76] Like a surgeon, hey
[02:27.17] Cuttin' for the very first time
[02:31.35] Like a surgeon
[02:35.14] Got your kidneys on my mind
[02:39.08] Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
[02:45.35] When i reach inside
[02:48.84] With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
[02:54.41] Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh
[03:05.43] Ooh baby, yah
[03:09.01] I can hear your heartbeat
[03:13.39] For the very last time

歌词大意

[00:11.06] wǒ zhōng yú zǒu chū yī xué yuàn le!
[00:14.70] mò míng qí miào de jiù guò guān le
[00:19.45] wǒ xiàn zài zhǐ shì gè shí xí shēng
[00:21.05] hái shì huì shī wù yī liǎng cì de
[00:26.24] wǒ shì bān lǐ de dào shǔ dì yī
[00:29.97] miǎn qiǎng cái cóng xué yuàn bì yè
[00:33.90] xiàn zài wǒ yào jǐn liàng qù bì miǎn, yé a wǒ yào jǐn liàng qù bì miǎn
[00:40.93] wù zhěn de sù sòng
[00:44.81] hēi! xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng
[00:48.70] zhè bèi zi dì yī cì dòng dāo
[00:52.78] xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng
[00:56.71] qì guān yí zhí shì wǒ de shōu rù
[01:00.36] zuì hǎo bǎ shā bù dōu gěi wǒ hù shì
[01:04.14] zhè gè bìng rén kuài bù xíng le
[01:08.62] gè zhǒng bìng fā zhèng dōu lái le
[01:11.65] bù zhī dào tā hái néng chēng duō jiǔ
[01:15.60] bǎ jìng mài zhù shè qì gěi wǒ kàn kàn
[01:19.33] zán men lái ba shǒu shù kāi shǐ le
[01:23.12] wǒ huì bǎ tā de nèi zàng dōu lā chū lái, lǐ miàn dí dōng xī tōng tōng zhěng chū lái
[01:30.09] kàn kàn tā dōu chī xiē shén me
[01:34.49] xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng hēi!
[01:37.78] zhè bèi zi dì yī cì dòng dāo
[01:42.06] xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng
[01:45.84] qǐng nǐ qiān yī fèn qì quán shū
[01:53.44] wū hū, wū hū, wū hū
[02:04.83] shì shí shàng wǒ shì gè yōng yī
[02:08.58] shì měi guó yī xué xié huì de chǐ rǔ
[02:12.56] yīn wèi wǒ de bìng rén dōu sǐ le, yé a, bìng rén dōu sǐ le
[02:19.47] qián què hái méi yǒu fù
[02:23.76] xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng hēi!
[02:27.17] zhè bèi zi dì yī cì dòng dāo
[02:31.35] xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng
[02:35.14] xīn lǐ zhǐ xiǎng zhe nǐ de shèn
[02:39.08] xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng, ō wū xiàng gè wài kē yī shēng
[02:45.35] bǎ shǒu shēn jìn qù de shí hòu
[02:48.84] wǒ shǒu wò zhuó shǒu shù dāo, hái yǒu de qián zi, hái yǒu qiān kāi qì
[02:54.41] ō ō, ō ō, wū hū, ō
[03:05.43] ó bǎo bèi, yé
[03:09.01] wǒ néng tīng dào
[03:13.39] nǐ de zuì hòu yī cì xīn tiào